With all the fallout over sexual assault and harrassment lately...

With all the fallout over sexual assault and harrassment lately, why hasn't Anthony Kiedis had any fallout despite being convicted of sexual battery?

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different times I guess

>WHAT I GOT I GOT TO GET IT PUT IT IN YOU

what did he mean by this bros?

He's attractive and his fans aren't comprised of numales that have to pretend to be offended by sex.

Just wait...

Then again, while he's a horndog and a womanizer, it's possible that he doesn't have any shady stuff going on, and his fucked up sex stuff is out in the open. But that seems unlikely. I remember the singer of Lush talking about how much Kiedis manipulates women in an interview.

>"[RHCP] fans aren't comprised of numales"
lolwat

also, fuck off back to Sup Forums

doesn't his book have a bit his 14 year old gf or sum shit.

i believe so

what are you retarded?

damn almost thought he had a rack

What a stupid response.

RHCP has tons of the wimpy guys that Sup Forums faggots refer to as "nu males" and "soyboys." Just because I know what those terms mean doesn't mean it isn't fucking annoying to see them seep into every thread on this board.

You are fucking retarded, and a weak-willed little bitch boy at that.

I read Anthony's autobiography, this guy was having sex with adults and doing lines of coke when he was like 10. Maybe he did some shady stuff, but his whole life has been shady, he barely had a childhood. Its like some mj shit

Go away Paton

t. numale
Get back to listening to mountain goats or whatever indie band p4k allows you to listen to.

Nobody would care, it would be like trying to make a news story about Lance Armstrong doping in 2017

> bringing up the mountain goats and p4k
is it 2010?

ALLEGATIONS INCOMING

>2:20
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Nah RHCP is the music of chads

>convicted of sexual battery

huh?

I guess because that was the 80s, and he's already admitted to it makes him bulletproof?

he had sex with a Metallica record

Is this the most chad song ever recorded?

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Who the fuck keeps up with numale shit other than numales?

"Ladykillers" is straight-up about Kiedis, and Matt Sharp from Weezer.

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That outro is peak Frusciante

His father was a drug dealer who fucked everything that moved. Anthony said by the age of 10, the two of them were doing lines of coke together and he lost his virginity at 12 to his father's 19 year old girlfriend; he basically told him "Go ahead and have at it, son."

the ultimate chad

*drugdealer/pornstar

Child endangerment if I ever saw it! Thank god RHCP is one of my favorite bands, but dear lord... How did his father not get arrested?

Goddamn, how is it that boomers and Gen Xers were the two most degenerate generations ever?

yeah, poor dude
reminds me of Richard Pryor's childhood
hope you're being ironic

Kiedis is the definition of a chad

That was the Sexual Revolution '70s for you. :^)

>hope you're being ironic
obviously. no one uses "chad" unironically outside of /r9k/

They didn't create bronies though. Now that's degenerate.

This reminds me of George Carlin's daughter (who's about the same age as Anthony Kiedis) saying how her generation were the first ones to grow up with this really unsheltered childhood where your parents were overgrown children instead of the adults in the room.

>couple of unemployed losers who have never actually had sex
>most degenerate thing ever

but a 10 year old should not be fucking doing blow, it's not """"chad""" it's retarded

Stop being such a sheltered little baby.

sounds pretty bad ass to me

ok sure

Actually Millenials are supposedly having less sex than prior generations, so no, boomers and Gen Xers were definitely much more degenerate.

He was a drug dealer and part time actor so he gave Kiedis acting skills to stall the cops if he ever needed to make a getaway out the back window.

>tfw I'm not alone

Their best track by a mile, and that's saying something considering how many great songs they have

At first glance has father was a piece of shit, but the more I read about him the more it seems like he's always loved and cared about Anthony but didn't know the right way to raise him.

>poor dude
Hmm, yeah, sex and drugs, awful.
He would have been better off alone in his room playing video games and jacking off to underwear ads like other kids his age.

everyyone knows cringe dudebros with tribal tats are rapist women beaters. were going after the softboys....

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not even the best track on BSSM

>The user Virgin vs The Chad Keidis

What else could it be? The album's a ten but the only one that comes close is Mellowship Slinky

>reminds me of Richard Pryor's childhood
No, Pryor's was actually tragic. Kiedis has been living the chad life since birth.

Breaking the Girl.

>it's healthy for 12 year olds to fuck and do coke
bud are you sure this is the hill you wanna die on

>Mellowship Slinky
yes
also Breaking The Girl

>Get back to listening to mountain goats or whatever indie band p4k allows you to listen to.

>He would have been better off alone in his room playing video games and jacking off to underwear ads like other kids his age
Dude was born in 1962; there wouldn't have been any video games until he was a teenager and even then it would have just been Pong shit.

>mountain goats
>The user Virgin vs. The Chad Smith

>sex and drugs
good if you're 14+ sure, but fucking 10?
but you might just be fucking with me idk
no, and the virgin mentality in this scenario is going "that 12 year old boy was fucking adult women, what a fucking badass!"
any sexually mature person will tell you that's fucked up

Look at how much cocaine you did at 12 and look at how much money you have now.
Do the same for Kiedis.

oops didnt mean to quote mountain goats

Didn't he used to be into hair metal before joining RHCP or something?

He was a heavy metal biker.

that's fucking Will Ferrell

I don't know the exact details other than that Chad was a metal guy and it took some getting used to the Chilies' minimalist sound.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fwecdpj-8Fo John talks about Chad's initial audition for the band in this clip

After crushing the audition the band told him to shave the "bad Gnr haircut" but he towered over them so they let him keep it.

>Because of their infamous socks-on-cocks routine, looking good nude was important for any new recruits to RHCP. John Frusciante recalled that when he joined the band, he was required to strip. 'For some reason,' he said, 'they really needed to see my erect penis.'"

He truly deserves his name.

huh

Chad actually seems like the most laid-back member of the group. Would grab a beer and shoot the shit with/10

Can we just all take a minute to talk about how fucking good RHCP is? Even their last album was worth a listen, although pretty inoffensive and a bit forgettable. But other than that they've only released like 2 bad albums (S/T and I'm With You). BSSM, Freaky Styley, and Californication are all 10's. I know Sup Forums hates them because they're popular and "le california" meme but they're genuinely one of the greatest bands ever. BSSM era RHCP had every single member operating at their absolute peak.

If you need a music critic to tell you what sounds good then you have no business discussing music.

You people are trash

Yes, I agree 100%; Californication and By the Way were masterpieces, and BSSM/OHM/Stadium Arcadium were amazing. But what I really hate is when people say they're "pop rock" even though they're not. I made a post here about it:
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What did Scaruffi say?

I think they're pretty acclaimed with the exception of numale P4k and RYM plebs. And their tour this year was ridiculous. Even Josh was killing it.

iirc he put Freaky Styley in his top 5 funk albums of all time

Good break down dude; I think they get slotted in pop rock because of their commercial success and that they couldn't be classified into something as specific as funk or punk.

there's nothing wrong with pop rock

Did he get butthurt and delete his post?

Every band that popular will have some nu-male fans but in the case of RHCP those people stay fans for about 6 months to a year and then they discover John Frusciante's solo material and think it's the most obscure and deep shit ever and then say things like "John is a true artist, I can't believe I ever listened to RHCP, it's just toxic masculinity in music form. John is pure and I'm glad he left!"

How can one man be so based. Le sporklords on suicide watch.

Christgau couldn't even be bothered to review that one despite it being produced by one of his heroes. Fuck that guy.

If you wrote a biography would anyone want to read it?
He's lived a life 12 years olds could only dream of.

Yeah I saw them play in Boston after the super bowl. Still best concert I've ever been to. Pure energy the whole time, did a good job of playing music from multiple albums, and would do improv/instrumental bits between songs. Also the banter with the audience was great. Worth every penny I spent, I'll never spend that much for a concert ever again but I knew that the next opportunity to see them would only be worse. Also for the encore Flee walked on stage in a hand stand and Josh played and sang the Cheers theme song.

John is pure though. His Chili Peppers material is much better though and I love Flea's bass lines, Chad's drumming, and Kiedis' vocals.

huge fan here, started playing bass because of mother's milk and bssm

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i love this fucking show, frusciante and flea were so fucking amazing together

you can't argue shit like this when their drummer is named fucking
CHAD

Been a huge fan since I picked up the bass in middle school and a drummer friend in marching band recommended me By The Way. Even though every other bassist rolls their eyes when someone mentions Flea and RHCP as a major influence, what millennial bassist honestly wouldn't admit to at least learning slap because it sounded sick to any teenage player listening to RHCP?

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lol

Nice list user.

>Green Day
>RATM
>311
>Fall Out Boy
>Linkin Park
>Incubus
>Fucking Muse
holy shit

I made the list 10 years ago, just give me a break LOL

the real Chad coming through

literally the best guitar player of the last two decades

well you are still alone. just not alone in being alone.

GOAT guitar player. He got the autism though.

Because he did his time