Just reading up on these guys...

Just reading up on these guys. I know nothing about black metal but it's obvious these daft edgy cunts were total spaz from the get go. So fucking cringe.

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the Last Podcast on the Left episodes about them from a few weeks ago were awesome

The Norwegian gang scene of bands like Mayhem, Gorgoroth, and Dissection is super cringey, since they were all acting like retards.

That said, some of the proto-BM ("first wave") bands, like Celtic Frost and Bathory, actually have pretty inspiring stories, and they're legit. As for the Norwegian scene, the Darkthrone guys were always cool and legit. And while all the members of Mayhem have always been retarded as people, the actual music on albums like Deathcrush and Live in Leipzig is actually great, just fantastically energetic, noisey proto-BM

yeah the norwegian scene was total cringe. pics and stuff from it dont look any different from some shitty mallgoth shit from 2005 youd see in a cringe compilation.

The first wave guys were cool, the second wave was pretty lame just a bunch of rich norwegian teenagers acting like edgelords

immortal is cool because they were in on the joke

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Dissection is okay but agreed on the other two. I'd probably add Burzum and Hades Almightly

What exactly do you think Black Metal is about? Yeah they were both edgy cunts but they fit in perfectly and almost defined the scene.

This is the song that got me hooked on black metal

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those vocals are awful

>The Norwegian gang scene
>Dissection

why does metal have such cringey vocals? its like ugh.

Bathory is fucking badass name

Dissection were Swedish. Nothing like the Norwegian scene.

>like ugh
UGH!

Dead is smiling in every other pic I've seen him in. I think he just killed himself for the attention.

He looks like some bad CGI Warcraft render.

now he's got it

>CGI Warcraft
>Tom G. Warrior
UGH!

ITT

>I know nothing about black metal
No shit, cunt

ONE BY ONE

so the nu-male repellent meme isn't much of a meme after all huh

> I know nothing about black metal

yeah then shut the fuck up you massive cunt

Fuck off Euronymous

t. A false who shouldn't entry

>black metal discussion
>no one mentions the man
>????

he abandoned metal long ago

Euronymous was a faggot and Varg did nothing wrong.

how the fuck is that relevant

nah he wasn't
and louis was delusional

he's a false new-age casio torturing faggot

>convinced a friend to commit suicide
>rearranges the suicide scene
>takes pictures of it
>makes it an album cover

That's not what i would expect a faggot to do but anyway.

Euronymous was clearly kind of a douchebag who was in it for the fame and the money. But that doesn't makes him a bad musician tho'.

so, you're a moralist after all? or are you a preferential moralist and whine about it when it suits your shitty dishonest outlook?

>convinced him to do it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's not how it works, fag.

i love necromancy of that album

WOOOMEN OF DARK DEEEESIIIIRES
ELIZABETH BAAAATHOOOORRY

Putting black makeup on your face doesn't make you manly it's just retarded.

It's not meant to make you manly you fucking idiot, it's meant to make you look like a decaying corpse why the fuck do you think it's called corpse paint.

black make up looks like gay fag shit.

>It's meant to make you look like a decaying corpse
Woah so edgy
How the fuck did they not realize how cringe this is

>Woah so edgy
>How the fuck did they not realize how cringe this is

...

>Tr00 black metallers who fawn over a bunch of nerd larpers who wear makeup calling other people nu males

I want to disagree but I don't know how pls help.

That show hasn't been tolerable for over a year now

>Females

Grand Declaration of War is their best album. fight me

Using the one band with a sense of humour and self awareness is pretty lol

Their city was literally right on the Norwegian border.

Still doesn't make them Norwegian, they were part of the Gothenburg scene

ITT: people who have literally never truly enjoyed anything

I enjoy the dick

We know, Euronymous

t. euronymous

t. louis still being unable to recover from his murder and still making lame excuses

euronymous was a fag who took a dildo up his ass regularly

>Euronymous [...] had made necklaces with bits of his skull
>Euronymous claimed to have given these necklaces to musicians he deemed worthy
HAHAHAHA what a faggot

Euronymous was a tard, but so are you

>accusing someone of having a good time
what kind of uptight moron are you

based AF

w-what is it, mulder?

Was it autism?

Dead was legit. On the other hand, Euronymous was a big fag only interested in building a circlejerk around him and his edginess. I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone.

why do you say that?

It's fucking boring.

black metal fans are the cringiest of the bunch

>So fucking cringe.

only nu-males cringe

this isnt even numaleing or tourism, this is a whole new level
how can we name it?

he had cotard's delusion, that's why he did it

the entire genre is a joke

Deathcrush is their best work because it doesn't even resemble metal most of the time, and remember: metal is for children

>LARPing as ancient pagans
>play electric instruments
wish they'd all fuck off into the woods desu

get the fuck outta here pleathervest

ITT: Sup Forums-males who don't understand the entire image is supposed to be a normalfag repellent and it worked

Being edgy it's literally the core principle of black metal. If you take it so seriously, or just plainly don't get it, then you should stop listening to the genre right now dude.

Is Eminem is a Canadian rapper by the same logic?

what you just said literally applies much more to GDW than Deathcrush