I'm gonna ask Post Malone some questions on Friday what should I ask him?

I'm gonna ask Post Malone some questions on Friday what should I ask him?

am i supposed to know who this fatty is?

how big his cock is

Ask him what his second favorite beer is.

why do you associate yourself with so many youtube icons and meme posters?

Ethan is cool but he’s not hip hop

im very bitter that he's the same age as me and that "beats" are what propelled him to stardom. The fact that almost everybody big in the hip pop scene is younger than 25 should tell you something

He's most streamed artist right now

ask him about pre malone

As an artist I'm definitely jealous of this stardom. but he is a singer

Gotta keep in mind he's young so he's still into that. Yachty just joined faze clan

hip hop will always be the young man's game

Honestly though about killing myself because of all the work I put in to my songs and I just can't get any traction. It's completely my fault. Just a thought, maybe some of you have thought the same way at one point?

Ask him why his first single has professional production and how he could afford the car in the music video for said song when he supposedly wasn't famous before White Iverson.

he borrowed it if i remember correctly and didnt tell the owner he was gonna do donuts in the desert

Actually know the answer to this one, it was his friends, the music video cost 5000 and his manager paid for it

Someone looking like Post Malone walks up to you and asks to borrow your very expensive car.
Do you let him?

It was his friends

Alright.

This

Why are you going to die next week?

maybe malone is dead and came back as a ghost

...
Ghost Malone

ask him how he lives with culturally appropriating his entire persona

Neo Malone

Ask him if what are some artists he hasn't collabo'd with that he'd like to in the future

the quints have spoken

> beats
everyone is tired of this same old shit that any nigger can make in 15 minutes using fruityloops. what happens with talentless faggots like post malone is a record label paying big money to promote this hack. has nothing to do with talent, it has to do with the power your label can throw around. he's on a sublabel called republic records, which is owned by... universal music.

> 2017
> talentless hacks and their labels still paying for views

oh, sorry op. I forgot to answer you in my previous reply.

tell this fat talentless lamer to fucking kill himself.

Oh, ask him to stop covering faggy shit like Nirvana and Green Day

nah man it's all about getting people to look at you twice

that's literally all pop is about

RIP music that isn't shit?

This but ironically

Host Malone

ask him about his poon patrol collab

No Malone

I see your Host Malone and raise you a Toast Malone

relatable

All the time, but my music is underground shit so its all my fault.

...

... RIP

Coast Malone

Tell this hack to stop making rap and use his rapshilled fame to pick up guitar again and write real music.

Oh and tell him to shave, the beard makes him look like a gross motherfucker.

he's an industry plant lol