Caligula was the most redpilled Roman Emperor, prove me wrong Sup Forums

Caligula was the most redpilled Roman Emperor, prove me wrong Sup Forums


protip: you can't

Also redpilled Roman Emperors general.

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he wasn't redpilled

Not an argument.

it is an argument, prove me wrong.

NOT
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T

>Redpilled
>Made his horse a consul

Claudius, he was a cuck, but he was also redpilled.

How is that not redpilled?

He was horse pilled.

>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

The fuck was he trying to achieve by doing that? Way to make the normies turn on him

It was a big fuck you to the power-hungry bureaucrats that took over the Empire, hence it was one of the most redpilled things he could have done.

Ceasar is the one true redpilled emperor. Even the Jews worshipped this guy

He wasn't an Emperor, Augustus was the first one.

Marcus Aurelius

Just read meditations.

Or Julius and Augustus.

Julius wasn't Emperor

Hadrian was redpilled as fuck. He even built a wall to keep savages out.

Caligula was a sexual deviant degenerate who wanted to fuck his sister and other sick shit.

exactly, so he was red pilled.

Vespasian.
Domitian.
Aurelius.

Caligula was white pill
Nero was black pill

Marcus Aurelius was the GOAT emperor.

>Hey Sup Forums!
>*does little edgy dance with dead kittens*
>Evil things are good! Prove me wrong!
Go to school, Jimmy and stop acting like a nigger. This is exactly why your parents don't love you.

Typical illiterate anglo-french bullcrap, Caesar was the first emperor type ruler. The very fucking titles of Kaiser and Czar derive from his last name.

You're an idiot.

I actually agree with this. Just translating it to my time, I would absolutely prefer that a horse be President than Barrack Obama.

Marcus Aurelius was redpilled af

But Augustus carried the name Caesar too, and ruled for much longer, and was way more emperory.

That doesn't mean he was the first, amerilard.
>HURR, CLINTON WAS PRESIDENT BEFORE BUSH SR WAS BECAUSE HE SERVED LONGER
American education, I swear...

HAIL CALIGULA
HAIL CALIGULA
HAIL CALIGULA
HAIL CALIGULA
HAIL CALIGULA

Nero was cool

Nero is the hero Sup Forums deserves.

No that is like saying that the King of England was the first president of the US.

Augustus was emperor, Julius Caesar was not.

Caesar became emperor before he died? How can people not know that. Augustus became emperor in a more outright capacity, but Caesar was the first officially known emperor.

>australians posting lies on the internet

At least read a book before you go spouting bullshit you don't know. Caesar was dictator, Augustus was the first to be called "First Citizen" or Princeps Civitatis. The actual title of the Roman Emperors.

Julius Caesar was never "Emperor".

He was dictator.

>>>IMPLYING

>ctrl F "Lucius Cornelius Sulla"
>Zero results
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He may not have been de iure emperor, but he crushed leftists like no other.

All the information about Caligula may be incorrect because most of the sources were writers from the equivalent of modern day tabloids. People wrote outlandish things to insult officials they didn't like.

>Caligula
>Evil

He was a de-facto emperor, but he's most commonly referred to as a dictator.

We made our horse a senator too

Caligula was a mentally-unstable idiot that got got himself assassinated. Just because he was incredibly paranoid ( And for good reason, I wouldn't want him as my emperor) doesn't make him red-pilled.

he was literally a cuck, left his empire to adopted son

Adopted son that made Rome great again. Best choice of his life.

>believing power-hungry bureocrats propaganda
and thats why even a horse could be better than some people

Under Roman law he was classified as a "tyrant" which is not an emperor.

>Even the Jews worshipped this guy
>Even the Jews
>the Jews
>mfw Caesar was a puppet of the Jews

Aye I would of much preferred his child with Cleopatra to be the ruler, but he was killed too early to secure that childs passage through life.

Kek. Romes greatest era was when all the emperors were adopted.

See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerva–Antonine_dynasty

He was mocking the oligarchs in the senate by appointing his horse.

That's not Marcus Aurelius nigga

This.
It's not even a contest

>Literally the Angela Merkel of the Roman Empire
>His philosophy set the stage for the decadent society of the Roman Empire in the early 3rd century
>Hippies and Liberals admire him and follow his degenerative "virtues"
Nah.

>stoicism
>degenerate

This is the current state of Sup Forums

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He did not have blue eyes.

romans are nothing more than faggot kid diddlers. fuck you and your jewish shilling.

top kek nice American education.

All Roman elites had blue eyes.

what are you on about

he is simply not an emperor you mangeur de choucroute, his title was dictator

>b-but, but, muh emperor-like power

ok so if you want to talk of the first one taht governed in this fashion, the first would be the roman kings, or hell even Sulla

>having sex with twelve year olds in Tyberius' dungeons

He was emperor in the plebs and many other peoples hearts

one true Emperor

WE

>believing the Senate's lie
Basically believing Marxist propaganda about Hitler tqbh.

Caesar had the title dictator for life "Dictator perpetuo" Sulla didn't get that title

Tru, he was pretty fucking based.

>rapes his men's women
>opens a brothel in the palace
>names his horse consort
>has a pleasure boat constructed
>murdered by his own guard for being a cunt

Yeah not a degenerate loser at all. He even looks like Joffrey from GoT.

Diocletian, Hadrian, Trajan, Tiberius, Marko Aurelije, Constantine

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This. based Caesar. fuck the Roman backstabbers.

>As Caesar’s army entered Rome, Pompey and the Roman Senate fled for their lives. Caesar declared himself Emperor and pursued Pompey all the way to Egypt. Once there, he committed a rare tactical blunder and found himself besieged in Alexandria by Pompey’s army and its allies. Sorely in need of friends, he looked for any help that would extricate him from his dangerous situation.

>Until that time, Hyrcanus had been an official ally of Pompey. However, he shrewdly switched sides and declared his allegiance to Caesar. He then committed over 3,000 Jewish soldiers to an expeditionary force that invaded Egypt and helped raise the siege of Alexandria.

>Thus, when the Roman civil war ended in Julius Caesar’s complete victory Hyrcanus was in a fortuitous position. Indeed, Caesar showed the Jews his gratitude for their help. He revoked the harsh decrees and burdensome taxation imposed by Pompey. He also allowed the walls and fortifications of Jerusalem to be rebuilt and restored Jaffa as well as a number of other coastal cities to Jewish rule.

Seriously Caesar was a great military leader but was a cunt that put an end to the Roman republic. You should read what Cicero thought of him.

Wasn't it Titus that went to kick some hebrew ass?

Should have genocided the yids but oh well

Hes my favorite

I mean the Republic was a shadow of it's former self by that time. It was disgustingly corrupt and ineffective. Not to mention the bloody power struggles by Sulla and co.

The republic was tearing itself apart. Caesar did what had to be done. Cicero may have had problems with Caesars brutish methods and the triumvirate but the end of the republic was almost inevitable long before that

He burned his fucking kingdom to get a hardon.

>something is an argument to why he wasn't good
>IT'S A LIE DONT BELIEVE IT! THE JOOS! THE JOOS! THE JOOS
Nice logic.

Also, I'm tired of this fucking "redpill" meme, what does that even mean? There isn't any redpill , nor bluepill, nor X-pill. It's always the same pill in a differently colored package.

>>>/reddit/

>2016
>People still falling for the "Caligula was mad" meme


More upsetting than anything else in this thread desu

Dude was GoT Joffrey irl. The sadistic cunt can only dream to be like his ancestors

Also Augustus is GOAT. Dude lived a hell of a life.

Marcus Aurellius is also pretty close. Trajan too but maybe a little iffy since info about is pretty little

As for redpilled, maybe Aurellius is probably my pick

>Le game of thrones blonde madman meme XDDDDDDDD
Shouldn't you be reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms gook?

Titus the Whale we called him because he grew fat few years after he gained power. People loved him anyway because he gave them what they wanted and yes, he kicked some hebrew ass. He laid siege to Jerusalem for many months.

That's not an argument

>in 2000 years from now people will shitpost about who was the most redpilled American emperor

>Not believing in the redpill
>Believing the Roman senate

MISQUOTE FUCK OFF WITH THE FEDORA PROPAGANDA.

What does "redpill" mean anyway? It's been used so much it has become an empy word, so I'm asking: what do you mean when you say "redpill"?

>Being this new

>He was a de-facto emperor

No, he was not. The role of princeps entailed a very specific set of legal powers that Julius Caesar did not possess.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.

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>being so idiot that you cant understand it was a rhetorical question
go back to your jungle

I'm trying to have a discussion with you, but it appears that the monkey helping you with your thoughts can't do much more than pick random memes from the speking cards its trainer gave you.

He looks like a 'special' version of Mark Zuckerberg

>Moor and Turk not understanding a redpill

What a shit beard

Emperor Elegabalus... pure fucking insanity from cradle to the grave...

Your average tranny: The Emperor.

I always like to notice how these statues and statues on them

>Marcus Aurelius
>Reads 'Meditations' once

Plebs. Also, Caracalla and Caligula were edgelords. I hail to the one true emperor.

>Pic related

Insanity is not red pilled.