Im going to jail tomorrow, any recommendations?
Im going to jail tomorrow, any recommendations?
Cooper Hall
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Charles Rodriguez
Walnut, if you can
Ethan Fisher
Trim your beard and nails.
Walk in with like 250 cash so they can out it on your books.
Always wear your slides
Dominic Fisher
What did you do OP? eat too much cocks at the same time? are you a serial cocksucker?!
Adrian Martinez
Go for state pen
Dylan Nelson
Enjoy this last night and have a good time.
Jaxson Carter
Run the fuck away
Ian Fisher
i would tell you to get a grille but it's too late and you probably don't have the money to spend on it.
just get drunk and high af before you go in.
Hudson Foster
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Adam Clark
Jail or Prison?
If it's just jail, try to post bail and get the fuck out.
Andrew Turner
Its a sentence for OVI.
Levi Cook
Going to paraphrase what somebody said not long ago.
If you fight and win, it shows you're tough.
If you fight and lose, it shows you stand up for yourself or whatever.
Don't back down if somebody tries to make you their bitch.
Benjamin Gray
How long and where at?
That's not really a violent crime and it doesn't involve kids.
Nicholas Sanchez
30 days, county jail
Zachary Gutierrez
Lube. Plenty of it, bitch.
Leo Williams
County jail sucks because you'll be bored as fuck and surrounded by detoxing junkies.
Jace Bailey
Don't talk about sentences
Try and keep a low profile
Don't join any "groups"
Be respectful
Josiah Bell
I used to be a jail deputy. Don't be scared. It's not really all that bad.
Jack Harris
Oh fuck you lol
So you've been sentenced already? Went before the judge and he said '30 days' ?
Dude, you're going to be fine. Just mind your own business. That's low security shit. Most people in there are just as freaked out as you and want to do their time then go home and back to their lives.
Cameron Ortiz
Dont say anything.
Silence cant be used against you no matter what the detectives or prosecutors say.
Say nothing. They might keep you longer or starve you of food but do not crack. If you dont confess to something, they cant meet their burden of proof.
Also, have a defense attorney present with you through all questioning. Best of luck
Christopher Jackson
just keep your head down and your butt tight
Gabriel Sullivan
depends on the county jail. the one i was in, being locked away from friends and family sucked, but jail itself i had a pretty good time. did some drugs, fucked the girls, got a co fired, chilled in the woods eating shit like pizza every week, stole chocolate cake from the officers kitchen... fun times
Joseph Kelly
Buy a gun
Shoot the cop
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Parker Lopez
That's ok, just don't do anything stupid and wait like the good alcoholic that you are.
congrats now you have a felony!
Landon Smith
Sounds like summer camp.
Easton Jackson
3 names you don't call anyone.
punk
bitch
snitch
Sebastian Lopez
>congrats now you have a felony!
Yeah, that's the worse part. OP will be out in a month, but that shit will stay on his record and haunt him for a long, long time.
Robert Nguyen
jerk off in the showers and say you give good head
Brandon Jenkins
Bring a bible but write numbers notes etc on it.
Josiah Jenkins
pretty much, with a couple dozen strip searches a week
Jonathan Scott
Powdered soap - easier to drop and harder to pick up.
Jason Barnes
>strip searches
Catholic summer camp then.
Jayden Myers
champ
Carter Turner
Its a misdemeanor, not a felony guys.
Adrian Sanchez
getting your wig split in prison isn't as common as it seems, people, especially blacks, with fucking wreck your shit if they even hear about you doing gay stuff with another dude in prison.
David Thompson
don't drop the soap
Elijah Scott
snitch to the guards on other people as much as you can, ideally in front of everyone.
Samuel Sanders
bring plenty of vasoline
Angel Wilson
hope you like Nigger Dick
Jaxson Sanchez
when you get in, look around, find the biggest inmate in the joint, go up to him
and offer to suck his dick if he'll leave you alone.
Oliver Gonzalez
watch 60 days in
Dylan Russell
Don't drink any pruno (home made alcohol), do not trade any food for none consumable drug mostly. I say this because three lunches equals a dollar in L.A. Sheriff's County Jail
Carson Roberts
dont go to jail
Gabriel Flores
I'm surprised they didn't throw you into a diversion program with some unsupervised probation and classes to save money.
Justin Russell
Dude it's only jail chill the fuck out... Nothing happens there no rape just be cool
Ryder Bell
Put a pre paid fone in your ass sell to the biggest hardest gang there for protection.