Good morning, wagecuck

Good morning, wagecuck.

Another day, another dollar.

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how do i get neetbux

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Another day having a life.

Wait... you wouldn't know what that is.

Fuck off back to

Hi jamal, I hope your microwave ramen tastes just as good today as it has for the past year.

day late and dollar short...

>why haven't you got a superior money source yet?

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>not getting paid to shitpost on Sup Forums and sit on your ass and watch actual wage cucks pay alimony and child support.

Your life must suck dick

Nobody cares OP

I get the next two days off. Tell me. Does being a waste of space really give you that much satisfaction? Does disrespecting your parents really get you off? I've always felt you either have to be A) a selfish lazy fatfuck weeb. Or B) some autistic kid whom will never any real life opportunity to be a neet.

>don't work
>live the amazing minimalist life ive always wanted
>get neetbux
>enjoy life
>watch people chase their tails in a 9-5 while i just mess around all day

I do work part time as a flight instructor but thats just because i enjoy teaching.

...

lol, it's swedens national day, so I actually have the day off : ^)

NEETs are literally just as cancerous as mudslimes.

So what are you doing here?

Good morning NEET.

What are you doing this week, and the up coming weekend?

Have any big plans? Traveling? Going golfing? Hitting the clubs?

Housing. What's your tools and goals on the housing situation? I suppose you live with a flatmate or even have your own house? Because it would suck to still live at your parents, right? Because no one wants that shit.

I own both a mid size car and a van. I take it you at least have one of these thing too? I hope so.

How are you doing in the capitalist world? Are you climbing up the ladder? Earning more money? Making new friends and acquaintances? Building bridges and creating options and opportunities? I sure hope you are. No one wants to sit in their parking spaces forever, do they? That's like communism life. Dead end. No ladder.

You see I was once a NEET. I could sit around shitposting on Sup Forums all-day and still be able to afford shit food, alcohol, shit Internet, and maybe a enough money to get a train 5 stops away. But thats it. That's the life, and it doesn't do any where.

Anyway..
>I become wageslave
>less free time
>still have plenty of time to do shit
>making new friends at work
>earning more money than a NEET
>can afford more shit
>can do very exiting shit on the weekend
>yet still able to save up money
>start studying business and trade
>meet new people at weekend events and activities
>still saving up wageslave money
>life a lot better indeed
>move out of parents house 8 months later
>move into my own flat
>pass business and trade
>become self employed
>love capitalism

Yes, I do have to pay a little money on helping your NEET lives, but it doesn't bother me, as I have slight empathy for people who I feel sorry for.

Thanks to being self employed, I earn so much money now, that giving tax to you is not a thing to me.

But being real here. If you're a NEET and you aren't at least keeping fit, reading or learning something, then you should probably kill yourself.

>be a NEET
>have to live with parents
>cannot buy anything worth a damn
>always broke
>will die alone

But hey, you get $300 a month, so score, right?

Jokes on you, I've got the day off

Actually I get $2200 and my rent is subsidized.

Thanks Liberal gov't of 2003!

bullshit, im Canadian and i work with the government

you can get a MAXIMUM of $500 a month and only 40% of your rent subsidized if you are full blown autistic

No you don't, obviously. Summer jobs cutting grass doesn't count as a gov't job.

Disability + unemployment paid me $2107 last month.

Stay jealous. Tick tock. Tick tock.

I was talking about people, not dead foliage, faggot.

>"nobody cares"
>20 replies

Materialism is cancer.

>hurr I can buy shorts for 500 bucks!!! u jelly neets??

Wageslimes say the funniest things...

>unemployment

This implies you've had a job and been fired or laid off. You do know there's a difference between "welfare" and "unemployment", right?

Sounds like the cry of a poor man with no home.

umemployment for 2016 can net you $516 maximum a month and thats based off of your salary. So if you arent a journeyman tradesman or a banker you are getting less than $516.

Disability payments have been cut down dramatically over the last 8 years of the harper government to the point where you have to be a radioactive mess to get more than $500 a month.

Quit lying through your teeth, if you even have any left

$2200 a month my ass

>look mom I'm lying on Sup Forums! (You)

>I did it like this when I was a NEET, therefore all NEETs do it
Small sample size. One is not representative of all.

good morning commie shill.

>tfw first day of my post grad office life wagecuck career

cant be too bad....r-right?