Mfw i pissed in my empty whiskey bottle and set it right next to the opened bottle

>mfw i pissed in my empty whiskey bottle and set it right next to the opened bottle
>mfw i can't remember which one was with piss and which with alcohol
Wat do?

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You smell it dipshit also i think its past your bedtime, kids shouldn't be breaking into thier dads liquor cabents

in case you somehow didn't get the point, my piss smells like whiskey, kido

If you can't tell the difference between the smell you're obviously a millennial, just kill the taste with a Tide Pod

No it doesn't. Youve just got a shit sense of smell/you're a drunk retard. If it actually smelled like whiskey you need to go to a fucking hospital "kiddo."

I literally thought 'smell it you dipshit'. Wanna be best friends?

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>I drink, guise.

You are like a little babi.

sure

Just tried tasting from both bottles and i can't really tell the difference
How do find it what is what?

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Pour some of each bottle on each hand and see which one lights on fire.

woah, didn't know cheap shit could ignite
Thanks mate

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You can't tell the difference in smell? What kind of cheap store brand shit do you drink?

the cheapest
spending more than you need to is a waste

Dude at least get wild turkey/jim beam/jack daniels. Not that turpentine shit.

thats what i was referring to

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>mfw your piss is the same color as whiskey

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By the smell fag

>cabents

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Don't try to play like a badass drinker in the same thread where you can't tell the difference between piss and whisky. If you wanted it bad enough and couldn't tell the difference, you would've taken a swig of one by now to figure it out.

Fucking children and their first liqour experiences.

>liquor
fag

Shake bottles.
The one with smaller bubbles is piss.

The size of the bubbles and how quickly they dissapear is how moonshiners tell the proof of their shine.

Quicklt frab them.
Whichever feels slightly warmer than the other is the jug with pee.

Pour contents of one bottle to another. Alcohol in real bottle kills any germs in pissbottle. American whisky taste like piss anyway so no problem there...

So wait.....how many other anons have been in a situation like this.

Bear Grylls?

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shit happens

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