Thoughts on Lorde?

Thoughts on Lorde?

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Her new album just got aoty from some publication that I can't remember.

She was gonna be number 2 on my year end list but then Jesse Lacey raped a kid so she’s back to number 1

She is Running on Empty if you catch my drift

Hottie

>raped

want to plow

bump

o i am laffin

shes ugly
big monobrow, look at all the bumps on her face from where the makeup covers her acne, she has such a weak chin as well, i dont get the appeal

>this is now Muzak tier shit.

was losing all my fans

losing them to skyping and to wanking

my big ol hairy dick, watch me cum on my screen

YEAH

you're gay

no, i like attractive women
Lorde looks like a cavewoman that got sat down in a makeup chair

what i want you to do is open notepad and paste what you just wrote
then in a few months i want you to open that notepad file and read it
that way you can get an outside perspective of how everyone else sees you

>weak chin
Women aren't supposed to have pointy man-chins, you're literally gay.

I will never understand why anyone finds her attractive

Shes looks like an alien

Yuck
*barfs*

Sellout. Would fuck.

Just another soulless, bland top 40 performer created in the corporate record laboratories

i like her

daily reminder to be nice to lorde

Like her first album, indifferent about second.

Want to bury my nose in her crack and sniff her butt for hours.

really into all her stuff, doing pop music better than anyone else right now imo

i like parts of her

yayaya

Food review?

I want to stick my tongue in her asshole and lick her intestines

I think I just like girls that look kinda "off." I would never say Lorde is hot, but I think something about her face is extremely alluring, I just can't really place what it is.

Pure Heroine is 8/10, Melodrama is 5/10 but has some of my favorite songs of the year with The Louvre and Homemade Dynamite.

christ

so wacky and edgy dude

>Muzak
>shit
you have terrible taste

ha ha ha hAHAHAHA >lorde
lol >lorde

I would pussy ass crack-er if you know what i mean

there's only enough room in my heart for one slightly odd looking qt kiwi singer

ha ha

i would introduce my phallus in her vaginal canal and have sexy time with her if you understand my simile.

No. He’s right. She’s fucking grim and you’re desperate. Also her music is objectively

stop

Don’t all kiwis look slightly odd?

they eat marshmallow fish

yes

that's why i have to be picky

I want to plow sensually

her south park episodes are fun

...

I liked some of her earlier work

her food reviews are funny :)

melodrama is a real grower, though.

You do the same

The first ep was god tier then 400 lux added nothing of value but melodrama has been an interesting departure a lot more ambient and less energetic but it also seems more creative kind of like she had a bigger say then the record company on this one

Post lewd lorde

this

Lorde won't go lewd until she needs to.

Oof look at them jowls and flabby mom arms I'd fuck her mouth slow and deep

uh user this is /mu not some other sick board
keep it PG you sick fucker

>keep it PG you sick fucker
woah this is a PG board. watch your language pal

>he doesn't want a gf with a strong jaw/chin
Soyboy

This picture makes my wiener feel fast and nice.

I want to be really lewd with her

borde

>not wanting to fuck a man = low t

you talk about wanting to mouthfuck a popstar like a pervert yet me saying yer a sick fucker is bad?

kek

now you're getting it. ask your doc for a t supp

the cutest

>a qt Kimbra demon will never chomp off my penis

;____;