Today is my Birthday, and I'm kind of depressed.
I don't really have many people in my life, so if you would be so kind, please, send birthday wishes.
Also trips decides what I buy myself, up to $100.
Today is my Birthday, and I'm kind of depressed
Grayson Ross
Mason Ross
Happy Birthday user, I hope you can find some irl friends so you're less lonely.
Isaiah Lopez
rolling for a giant black dildo and also happy birthday dude
Gavin Perez
Happy birthday user.
Later today surviving Mars comes out on steam. If you like video games maybe you'd like to build a Mars colony.
Aside from that I hope you find a way to enjoy yourself. Try to look at the stars tonight.
Hudson Robinson
happy birthdayyy, and buy yourself some weed and enjoy yourself for once man.
its a known FACT you cant simutaneously be depressed and high.
Joseph Ramirez
happy birthday bro, hope you buy a subscription to some social gathering thing like footy or gym membership to meet some new people
Carter Gray
Happy birthday, user.
Dylan Scott
Happy birthday user, use those neet bux on a pocket pussy. High quality too, something that your grandchildren will feel proud to jam their man ham into
Colton Ortiz
Happy Birthday my guy! You survived another year. Rolling for a $100's worth of Hershey's Cookies and Creme Chocolate Bars.
Aiden Smith
Rolling for Bad Dragon dildo
Christopher Johnson
Happy Bday user! Go get some weed and get stoned brother
Colton Butler
Its my birthday too, born on the Ides of March! Enjoy, buy yourself a nice steak dinner and a bottle of wine.
Nicholas Morales
Fug, reroll
Dylan Richardson
Full body massage or new joggers, whatever you need more, with what's leftover buy weed and roll.
Caleb Wright
Happy Ides of March, fellow Birthday user!
Carter Clark
''iiiiiiam a maaaanof constant sorrowwwwwwsive seen troubllllles all my days"....happy birthday nigger,laugh with me pal,laugh with a pajeet today,laugh all your sorrows away...hummmmmmmm,mmmm,mmmmmm
Asher Howard
happy birthday fella, rolling for target75w vape kit
Dominic Edwards
reroll
Matthew Hill
Happy Birthday user! Why dont you use that money for a nice dinner and bring whatever friends or family you have along.
Easton Clark
fuck off drug addict
Grayson Rogers
happy bday OP
here's a stickman version of me sucking your dick
Easton Myers
Happy birthday user, hope you have many more rolling for new game
Lincoln Gonzalez
this guy lol
Matthew Cooper
happy birthday, user. Go buy yourself a good meal and some wine or other alcohol and enjoy enjoy yourself by watching your favourite movie
Elijah Perry
Thank you all... youre really making my day!
Thanks for the birthday blowie, user
Andrew Harris
Happy birthday, OP!
Brayden Bailey
Happy birthday user! Hope you feel better.
Rolling for a (ask specifically) "doublestack fresh, well cooked, extra everything, Plus mayo and ketchup" from Wendy's
Jackson Thompson
Happy birthday, user!
Thomas Jackson
Happy birthday OP. I say go buy your favorite meal today and enjoy it.
Jace Rogers
A pack of dildos without lube
William Moore
Happy birthday, user! Buy a puppy, if you can take care of it
Landon Richardson
Happy birthday user
Charles Sanchez
Happy birthday user!!!!
Owen Adams
Happy birthday you massive faggot
Connor Scott
Joseph Jenkins
happy birthday. I hope this is your year. Put the £100 in the stock market
Hunter Gray
Angel Hall
a hooker
except spend more than $100
Bentley Thompson
Jose Nelson
Happy Birthday user!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaiah Lopez
Happy Birthday user buy 200 packs of ramen
James Smith
Happy Birthday Op sama
roll for $100 of drugs
Ryan Thomas
Happy Birthday user! Go get yourself an ok tent, an decent cooler, two days worth of food, and a camp chair and head outside. I feel lonely myself sometimes and I head out to camp.. and I don't mean a campground. Hike out somewhere at least an hour from people. Even if you're not athletic, spend two days and connect back with planet earth. That beauty can't help but inspire.
Dylan Moore
always remember that your parents had sex. imagine your mom sucks your dads dirty cock after they had violent buttsex.
happy birthday
Kevin Morgan
Buy a big ass dildo
Eli Sullivan
Happy birthday niggerfaggot
I present to you my special birthday pepe
David Foster
Fuck kff faggot. I dont have friends or family . I dont celebrate my birthday because its pointless. Kys
Oliver Scott
This is what I have to saw to you on your special day.
Join my meme group on Telegram.
Hunter Russell
HB2U
Enjoy this picture of the Crystal Palace dinosaurs.
Get a blender.
John Gonzalez
Happy birthday, user! Treat yourself and buy $100 worth of alcohol! Get drunk and have a blast!
Brody Reed
Rolling for a box of 10,000 live ladybugs
You’ll know what to do with them
Also here’s my favorite gif of a mime masturbating
Happy birthday fgt
Anthony Ross
Thank Anons! This is more people that said happy birthday to me than they have in the last 2 years
I was considering it, but I'm not at that point where I want to end it all yet
Cameron Moore
Shit like this is why you don’t have friends
Henry White
Happy birthday faggot
If trips than buy yourself a 3 month gym membership
Asher White
HELLO NIGGERS
Lucas Rodriguez
happy birthday user! Wish you a good one, buy cocaine and hookers
Elijah King
He’s technically right tho
William Green
Buy electric toothbrush.
Nolan Robinson
happy birthday from singapore user. drink plenty of water, eat healthy and workout. think positive and dont give up!
Colton Kelly
Yeah everything is pointless, so is me wishing some random faggot a happy birthday, or even bothering to respond to you.
But it’s nice to do these things sometimes, no matter how pointless they are.
Nathaniel White
Happy birthday user, take that $100 and buy yourself something nice. Have a doggo.
Henry Kelly
Thanks anons! Making my day better one post at a time.
Logan White
Bentley Foster
Happy birthday OP.
Wish you money and elite escorts.
Ian Williams
Happy birthday man. Keep your head up.. mines also today! i will drink one for you!
Chase Wood
Happy birthday duderoni, in the same boat as you with not having any friends that are local at least. Have a good one, and rolling for 100$ worth of MTG cards. That buy always cheered me up.
Jace Thomas
Happy birthday. You've done well making it this far. Go and get yourself a good watch under $100. Something from a respected watchmaker like Seiko. A good watch will serve you as best it can; it's a small thing, but it can improve things just a little. Also, try joining a club or sports team.
Gavin Miller
buy yourself a shockspot. you deserve it /bro
Jordan Evans
Happy birthday, fag. Buy yourself a gym membership. You'll feel better about yourself and may even make a friendo or two.
Good luck.
Pic is not related. But is hot as hell.
Leo Perez
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D
Jose Cook
>Its my birthday, I could either go out and party or beg Sup Forums for attention.
Kys fag
Nolan Jackson
Happy birthday mate! Hope the day starts looking up.
Evan Gomez
pretty hot but a slut for having her pic online
Sebastian Myers
>I have no idea who this person is and will now make a stupid comment.
Alexander Myers
“I don’t really have many people in my life”
>Implies he has nobody to go out and party with, retard.
Joseph Bennett
>you can't stop newfags
Nicholas Parker
Happy birthday guy
If trips you buy curiosity box
Jonathan Peterson
Does he need someone to carry him lmao
Henry Wright
wasted trips
Colton Sanders
Happy birthday mate we can catch on kik or smth if u wanna talk
Kevin Cox
Be you:
>17 or 18
>fat
>420 blaze it faggit
>Work at some gas station, flunked out of community college
>No dad around, mom works. Raised by TV
>Think you're smart and that if only everyone would pull a few tubes, life would be awesome.
>Have micro dick
>Perma friend-zoned, not quite to incel yet
Am I close, dipshit?
Jaxon Cox
Happy birthday user! I'm sorry that you're feeling lonely today, things will get better.
I don't know if you're into it or not, but I'd spend your cash at a Magic the Gathering shop. It's a great game and the community is generally really friendly, I'm sure people would love to teach you the game.
Best wishes boss
Ethan Bailey
happy b-day user, rolling for a fanny pack and a couple of anal beads
Gabriel Nguyen
Lol, not even close.
Benjamin Young
Happy birthday man. Good job making it this far. Keep going! If trips you buy some DMT and smoke it until you meet aliens.
Jayden Rivera
Hi Elon
Logan Nguyen
Happy birthday user!
I hope the bad mood passes soon. If you're depressed, please don't just lie around, I urge you to get up and do anything. Either way, I hope we'll make your birthday at least a bit better, so it's not all that bad~
Landon Moore
Happy Birthday.
Buy a buttplug or a big black dildo.
Levi Williams
Happey Birthdey dude :3
Jacob Sanders
Yesterday was Einstein's birthday and i didnt celebrate, why should i celebrate yours?
Tyler Lewis
Or a dear dildo, like wulfman or moby dick or mr ed
Wyatt Long
roll for this
also happy bday user!
Aiden Morris
because everyday is party like 1984
Jose Price
Rollan
Benjamin Phillips
New doggo
Nolan Jenkins
then every day is the same, which makes this just like any other.
Oliver Parker
big black dildo
Ayden Carter
>up to $100.
buy yourself an hour with a couple of cheap whores.
Ethan Jackson
Rolling for hooker and blow.
Bentley Wood
the struggle is real