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Who's going to heaven and who's going to hell?

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Since atheists claim that there is no God, why do some have such hostility against those who do believe in God? Why do some seem to have a mission in life or an axe to grind against Christians or Christianity and even against God? Why do they detest a belief in something that they themselves don’t believe in? Since there is no Santa Clause, why don’t they go up to every Santa Clause they meet and rail against them or not existing since both don’t seem to exist to them?

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closed hell
all go to heaven
>Heaven isn't quite what you think

Why?

atheism is new
by and by I'm a great scientist
so if they love science I still lead them
even stupid christians rail against anyone else
so there's that
I can't account for all the stupidity on earth
it takes time to clean their minds
be patient
because

What's your favorite book?

Game of Thrones

Who made you and who made them?

I made myself
I made myself

Will the South rise again?

no
It will rise
but never again in racism

What did Trump mean by covfefe?

Will millennials be the worst generation?
Is bigfoot real?
Why you make All those gay kids if you are perfect?

Is that even English?

coffee at a later time.
no
no
lazy kids find looking for true love too hard, cue try to be edgy
hey
look at all the true love I'm holding in nuns
the amount of gentlemen letting them down is appalling
waht?

What do you think of Pope Francis? And the Catholic Church in general?

Pope Francis is shit
The Catholic Church in general lumbers around like an argument at the family dinner table
which is to say they attack each other hammer and toe.

Why cant you just prove to everyone that you are real?

Why do you always need money?

sorry their at war they're not arguing anymore
they're militant right now
umm
I think they're under attack from the muslims
Allah posted Francis

hey, shit's been going down. what the fuck have you been doing?

Is it the Jews

Is it true that you are either:
a cobra
a spider
or not real?

I keep seeing contradictory information.

What happens after you die and what proof of your belief do you have?

Is the Earth flat?

What is that thing that hangs from the back of your throat?

If you cant fool some of them some of the times, but you can only fool some of them some of the times, will you agree that melons are going to be the and the what?

give me time
I will
v
gotta pay to house virgins for true love
saving earth
the universe
and the multiverse
lol my fav people
no no no
I'm many things
mostly a soul
you go into dreamland
and return where and when you like
here's me in my last trip: youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4
some of it is my pure word
most of it is my thoughts under severe pressure
Who's Talmud?
I am Jesus
spherical
but wider in the middle
like a basketball being sat on
a dangleberry
to stop food from coming back up and hitting you in the eye.

yes no

Can you make a rock so heavy, even you cannot lift it?

I can move the multiverse
I'm not so sure I can make a rock that heavy
mostly
why?

Is Pastor Steven Anderson one of your prophets?

nope

No he is a rapist hiding behind a social position of power.

...like the rest of em.

Why did you make the butthole next to the vagina?

What percent of start ups survive?

keep the dirt in the same corner

depends on whether or not you're in the USA

Why are you on 4cahn, why you know appear to some sjw or something?

When do you plan to wipe out Humanity?

Why did you create this thread?

Is it ok to be a homo?

SJW the Devil's initials
I'm on 4chins
because I invented it
Also created the Boxxy character
she boxxy is like my prophet
see I am modern=
after I invented 2chan
it's a good platform
better in Japan I must admit
never
originally I was only going to post this tthread
once every first three days of the month
leaving enough time
for all the other gods
there's 8
but it's my invention
so I'll post it once a day or there abouts.,
is it ok to marry the wrong person?

Why does love always feel like a battlefield? I have to talk to Kevin. Why is he ignoring my texts? Is he cheating on me? Did he cuck me with that african?

Why did you create humanity?

Why are you required to sign in using facebook?

fuck
stay humble
stay in your true love's heart
imagine it is really big
so big you can't fall out of it
to fit the soul
another of my inventions
they all go viral
without much time for me to tinker with it
before the 'ówner' falls into greed

How will Jesus the Messiah judge Jews and the nation of Israel when he returns?

probably with zest over time.

What's your favorite version of the Bible?

American

Why have u forsaken me?:(

Who are the chosen people?

How do I lose my virginity?

I haven't even forsaken the Devil or Allah
how much more for you?
the souls
with ur true love
on the wedding night

Can you make a rock so big that you can't lift it ?

parrot
>read the thread

Why did NASA lie about landing men on the Moon?

Why does the heart want what it wants?

And also why is the international community lying about the international space station?

Can jet fuel really melt steel beams?

shouldn't you be praying to Allah?
because it is full of love
Shouldn't you be gender fluid
are you assuming their gender?
You best kill me motherfucker
you best kill me

God, I'm serious.
Could you make my penis bigger?

yes
with science
in time

WANNA PLAI FORNITE

Why did you allow Sup Forums to happen?

what is that?
had to lance the boil
long story
stil accumulating facts
and assessing
under investigation

> I’m God
> creates everything
> doesn’t know what something is
Fucking liar

Are any of the major religions on Earth today correct?

If there were no time constraints
the universe would pop in and out of existance
If I had ultimate power over everything
I could turn the earth into a duck
and nothing would mean anything
>fuck you
Buddhism is close to perfect
the aboriginals have seriously good points about dreamland

What child cancer?

open empty boxes

OP here
AFK for shower

Why did you make guns?

God, oh God can you please solve once and for all, how many genders are there?

Shower's taken
ugh I made cannons
people made guns
two
also
hermaphrodites

is there anything i can do to save her?

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Is there a lockness monster?

Will Yamcha ever roll dubs?

Why monkey what to which?

On the microwave when you hit 1 minute it does a count down to 100. Is that a minute? When you press 60 sexonds is that a minute too?

Why are so millennials so lazy?

what's another name you go by?

what is the air speed velocity of a swallow?

yes
no
if he trips
because
huh
because things are too easy
Buddha
Vishnu

What? uh hmm european or african?

Why did Yankee Doodle name his feather Macaroni?

uhh i dont know

dunno
then get out our wa*poof*

he doesn't know
>he cannot exist

not god here but the actual answer is that Macaroni was the name of really well dressed people in England in the 1700s and so the joke that the English made about the Americans was that Yankee Doodle stuck just a single feather in his hat and called himself Macaroni

What's the price of food?
do good deeds
save up for good parents
stay in your family chain

God, please continue to bless nd guide me. Real quick tho.. what's the deal with gender disphoria?

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Why are they called hamburgers if there is no ham in them?
Why are they called buffalo wings if buffaloes dont have wings, they are mammals. What gives?

If a fork were made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?

too many ways that can happen
to explain
yeah A.I. on earth is still learning
depends on it's ability to slide

cummies?