I just had my balls fondled by a man, AMA

I just had my balls fondled by a man, AMA.

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Have you come out as gay yet?

When are you hanging yourself fag?

How do you feel about recent events regarding the european union? Do you support what germany is doing?

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How does a woman get balls?

Are you clean shaven?
Did you get hard?
Did his hand bump into your dick? How did that feel?

Did you fondle them yourself?

OH WOW! You're so clever with words!
And Technically didn't lie!!

You is a genious!

I hope you die of aids.

Do you know de way?

is this user's coming out post?

Since you're gay now, how's about a little slobbering action

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Did this follow?

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Did the doctor figure out the problem?

I had my balls fondled last year, on my birthday no less. It was pretty awkward.

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I was clean shaven for it yes.

I didn’t get hard tho :(

Nope not yet

When he squeezed my epididymis (sp?) it really hurt. He didn’t touch my penis though, it flopped to the other side.

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Bumping for OP to come out

Same problem as me then, probably. Apparently some cum didn't get all the way out one time and it caused an infection. It's REALLY sore to the touch, right? It'll be over in a week, my dude.

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Dang that's a shame, why not, too nervous?

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>I just had my balls fondled by a man, AMA.

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Yeah pretty much. I even shaved my balls and did a trim, lotioned up with some really manly scents. Stage fright I guess.

Yeah it sucks. Not sure if I tweaked it doing exercises or if it was similar to your situation. I like to fap with dirty hands, somehow it makes it dirtier and sexier. If I can’t have a bad dirty bitch, then at least I can have a bad dirty hand. So I might have an infection. Totally worth it. But fuckin painful yeah.

How do you view the crisis between Israel and Palestine, which side are you one? Personally I think they all act like a bunch of kids.

Also the pain radiated to my pelvic area and even my bladder has been protesting. I did SOMETHING... just not sure what.

I think that Israel has no business claiming Jerusalem as the capital and that Palestine should revolt and send some allah snackbars to send a real message. And for some keks.

wayyyyyy you've got a small willy

How is Kevin Spacey doing these days?

My little cousin fondled my crotch, ama

What's the prognosis?

was it the first time your dad did that to you?

Swollen epididymis and also he told me that my right ball is larger than my left. I had never noticed this before.

He casually brushed my penis as if to say, I want you OP. Def not the first time.

Did you give him the suck?

It's not gay if they're family

Hmm tempting. I have a jaw issue tho, so it’s hard for me to suck.

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Her, and no.

do you have cerebral palsy?

I’m not sure. How would I know?

Bummer.
Did it feel good at least?
Better luck next time.

you;d look something like this.
Do you like finger nail polish?

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Looks like a pretty chill dude.
I'd be his cerebal PALsy any day.

I hope you like to play dress up

Sore epididymis

>dirty uncut fag
>gonorrhea

Pick one

I just like to fap with a dirty hand. It’s just better. See above.

Where did you bury his body?

What would your father say if he knew?

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Aw man. My dad hates me as it is. If he knew I was a dirty fagget and had my balls diddled today he’d spit on me.

He could pick 2