ITT: shit in porn that irritates/deflates your dong
>girl has the most aesthetically pleasing vagina youve ever seen, its a fucking anal video the whole time
>OOOHH AHHHH AUUHHAUAHH YEAH YEAH YAHHHHH OOOHHH
>when a chick just gapes her butthole
>when the girl doesnt cum
>close ups of the dudes balls/butthole
>when 90% of the video is a blowjob
>when the guy doesnt shut the fuck up
>when the camera man cant sit the fuck still
Pretty much agree with all of this.
i remember this slag, she has a great pair of tits on her
>guys in the video
>over the top girl screams
nothing wrong about gaping her holes tho
I think we can all agree that the worst thing is when the dude sucks on his teeth or loudly sucks air through his teeth. Plus, the male talking at all
For some reason I can't watch any porn with a guy in it...
>guys eating pussy
>when the girl talks but isn't enthusiastic
>when the guy talks but isn't degrading
>closeup of the guy's face, that shit should be illegal
>moneyshots, cum is fucking gross
>shitty music in the background
Probably a whole lot of shit too since I switch videos a lot
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>moneyshots, cum is fucking gross
faggot
when bitches prolapse their but on an unexpected video or when they dont kiss the actor
and when they dont stop talking shit like "cmon daddy daddy" and the dude "yeah yeah yeah"
Disagree. It's personal but tight is right, in my opinion.
How am I a faggot for disliking male semen? Go back to plebbit.
>Guy or girl sucks in air through their teeth. "SSSSHHHHHHH AHHH SSSSHHHH OOOH"
When they close up on the guys balls and ass hole. Kills it most of the time
>Anything with spitting/hitting/floor licking
>Anal creampies are okay, farting it out isn't
>Just stupid unrealistic "stories" just get to the fucking
>All the goddamn fake incest porn taking over pornhub and redtube
Besides that I think it might just be lack of videos in a particular genre, eg, cuckquean, pov face sitting, amateur cheating vids with the guy cheating instead of the girl, girl watching and masturbating to her bf going gay.
I'm a complicated man with simple pleasures.
>moneyshots, cum is fucking gross
thought I was the only one to think that
Stories are awesome you fucking homo. Longer ones are even better.
>im the cook
> When they finish early and the moneyshot is five minutes of the dude jacking himself off.
The guy breaks 90% of videos.
>guy ass
>"alpha male" but he has a beergut
>guy talking, really any talking that isnt genuine amateur quality home video stuff. Porn "acting", really.
>fake nails
>weird fake tits
>amatuer video being sold as """incest"""
>"""lesbians""" that just flick their tongue and jackhammer fingerfuck
Exactly. Fucking awesome.
Chicks with feet that look like they have 4 knuckles in each toe, and the toes are all curled under the ball of the foot.
I hate when there is a white man in the video, should be left for the real thugs of porn- the huge dick negro
Condoms and foreskin
Every porn video starting with a blow job. I would seriously buy porn titled "no blowjobs, penis in vagina"
Double Penetration. I just hate the idea of two dicks touching each other. Yikes
That is one of the reasons I prefer anal porn, actually. That and the submissive aspect that comes with it. I love to watch the pretty pussy, as it is in all its beauty. Without obstruction, just the shape of it, and the lovely pink color.
>zoom on dude face, asshole
>chick not swallowing
>camera not showing penetration
>nigger
>anything scat piss or women squirting
>hairy vagina/asshole
>dude grunting/chick screaming like if it was the end of the world.
but i dont usually care about the sound because i watch my porn with no sound because when i was starting watching porn i was fapping only when i was alone at home so i would mute the porn so i could know when someone would open the house door so i could close all the porn and put my pants on. ive been living by myself for the last 14 years and i still do it just because i got used to it and now it kinda normal for me to watch it without sound
>>the girls is really fucking hot but really sucks at fucking
Pretty much this. The second I see a condom, next video. Foreskin is even worse. Fucking Europoors
+1 mostly for the gaping shit. Don't watch porn to look at your guts, lady.
seriously who cares about all this what grinds your gears shit
post the rest of her set
When the girl is doing the best striptease and then he pulls out his dick
All of this plus
>there are two girls in the scene and only one gets fucked
>dude goes from anal straight to vag. It's just gross and causes infections.
>overly produced porn that doesn't seem natural at all. Amateur is my shit.
when the girl has nice looking tits with her clothes on/half a nipple sticking out. then you find out that theyre fake when she takes her clothes off
>shit in porn that irritates/deflates your dong
>shit
Shit
>>dude goes from anal straight to vag. It's just gross and causes infections.
>implying the skank doesn't already have infections
>doesn't like anal to vag because """hygiene"""
>doesn't like it when 1 girl out of 2 is not being fucked
But switching between pussies is okay?
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