Who wins?

Who wins?

How long does Kevin have to prepare?

Left becomes right after he gains the mark of the thorn.

Michael, because he can teleport.

At least even the playfield

>even the play-field

No way Michael Myers could beat Kevin. That girl in Elm Street fucked Freddy up with those Home Alone esque traps.

>Buzz on the left

kevin's actual thoughts, no fear, based traps, he wins

I never knew I wanted to see someting like this until now.

Home Alone for Halloween. Make it happen.

The Mccallisters move to Haddonfield right in time for Halloween, the wet bandits find out their location and plot their revenge, Myers kills both of them and Kevin must survive the night.

Just imagine Halloween gore with Myers falling down the stairs like a retard being hit by paint buckets.

In the final act Kevin is cornered and locks himself in his parents room....takes a handful of sleeping pills and hires Freddy in exchange for access to his cousins dreams.

"KEVIN" WOULD WIN UNDER ANY CONDITION.

I feel like Carpenter Michael would kill Zombie kid Michael in two seconds.

What are the handicaps are time for preparation?

>Just imagine Halloween gore with Myers falling down the stairs like a retard being hit by paint buckets.

kek

kek

>Myers house
>Halloween night
>Kevin knows the history of the house and Michael
>Hears about a man breaking out of an asylum on the news
>Hour prep time

How fucked is Michael?

Funny thing is H20 is kind of like that. It has some weird slapstick between Jamie Lee and Michael.

Kevin would beat him but Michael would come back from the dead and fuck his shit up.

>"Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff. You better come out and pound me."

What did Kevin mean by this?

Pretty fucked, in most circumstances Kevin has this hands down.

Hard mode: Michael is trying to get to Kevin in a fancy New York hotel during the holidays. Trump is available in the lobby to direct Michael to the right direction but that pigeon lady is also around. Who wins?

Tim Curry gets sick of the hotel, transforms into Pennywise and fights Michael.

But Pennywise would want to go after Kevin.

Is Kevin at Home? alone?

Kevin, no question.

Think about it, guys. He literally turned Marv into a skeleton temporarily. His traps are clearly more than just traps. Kevin can at least manipulate minds into thinking bizarre shit like "I'm a literal skeleton", and likely can actually manipulate matter with his mind.

He's like that kid from Outer Limits (or was it Twilight Zone?) that has his parents whipped and did everything for him because he could make them stop existing.

Seriously, rewatch Home Alone with that in mind, turns into a horror flick about an abandoned kid abusing people who come into contact with him. Even the pizza guy was made to believe he was being shot at. No one would confuse a fucking TV with actual gunshots.

gtfo with that alternate timeline bs. Kevin and pigeon lady are bros. She would be an asset. This would have to take place beyond the second film. (I can't remember if the other home alone movie(s?) had og Kevin in them)

Either way, an hour would not be enough time to prepare. He'd need at least a day to acquire gear/plan.

Is Pigeon Lady invincible because she's a good female bum and not a psychotic female bum?

He wouldn't know Kevin was there due to Kevin's superior stealth skills.

All advanced technology will seem as magic to a suitably primitive society. Electricity is science. Marv was a literal skeleton. Kevin is just too advanced for us.

Wait isn't penny wise like an alien or some shit?

>Kevin and pigeon lady are bros
The post never implied otherwise and that's the point, she's an asset for Kevin to balance out the smaller space, limited tools and direction pointing Trump.