UPCOMING DISNEY LIVE-ACTION MOVIES

The ride never ends.

>Bill Condon's BEAUTY & THE BEAST, starring Emma Watson as Belle and Dan Stevens as the Beast.

>TINK, starring Reese Witherspoon as Tinkerbell.

>CRUELLA, starring Emma Stone as Cruella de Ville.

>DISENCHANTED, a sequel to ENCHANTED still starring Amy Adams.

>Tim Burton' DUMBO.

>Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN

>GENIES, a spin-off detailing the Genie's origin

>Linda Woolverton's MALEFICENT 2

>Jon Favreau's THE JUNGLE BOOK 2

>Jon Favreau's THE LION KING

>SNOW WHITE, no director attached.

>ROSE RED, no director attached, spin-off about Snow White's long-lost sister.

>PRINCE CHARMING, no director attached, spin-off about Prince Charming's adventures.

>PETER PAN, no director attached.

>THE LITTLE MERMAID, no director attached.

>THE SWORD AND THE STONE, no director attached.

>NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN, no director attached.

>CHIP 'N DALE, no director attached.

>WINNIE THE POOH, no director attached, features an adult Christopher Robin reconnecting with his old friends.

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>NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN
Hmm might be interesting.

>Tim Burton' DUMBO
the original gave me ptsd
fuck elephants

>Guy Ritchie's Aladdin

mite b cool.

>CRUELLA
>GENIES

>>DISENCHANTED, a sequel to ENCHANTED still starring Amy Adams
>MILF Giselle

Only one I'm interested in desu

>CRUELLA, starring Emma Stone as Cruella de Ville.

How are they going to work a tragic backstory into a character who wants to skin puppies for a coat?

Starring Johnny Depp as Dumbo

PLUS!

>Gary Marshall's MARY POPPINS RETURNS, starring Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins.

>Ava DuVarney's A WRINKLE IN TIME, starring Chris Pine and Oprah Winfrey.

>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, tentatively starring Ryan Gosling.

>James Ponsoldt's WILD CITY, a fantastic family drama.

>James Bobin's TRIBYVILLE, a period musical comedy.

>Kenneth Branagh's ARTEMIS FOWL.

>James Mangold's CAPTAIN NEMO

>Jon Turteltaub's IT'S A SMALL WORLD

>Seth Grahame-Smith's SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES

>Lasse Hallstrom's THE NUTCRACKER AND THE FOUR REALMS

>OLIVER TWIST, a reimagining of the classic story starring Ice Cube as Fagin.

>HAPPILY EVER AFTER, a comedy about a fairy tale couple going through marital problems, tentatively starring Reese Witherspoon.

>THE WATER MAN, a musical drama about a boy and his father who must mend their strained relationship to find a magical man known as "The Water Man", who can cure the boy's mother from a terminal illness. Tentatively starring David Oyelowo and Oprah Winfrey.

>JUNGLE CRUISE, about a rugged adventurer who leads a group of scientists down a perilous river to retrieve a rare flower that can cure diseases, tentatively starring Dwayne Johnson.

>SPLASH, a genderswapped remake starring Channing Tatum as a Merman and Jillian Bell a the human he falls in love with.

Movie looks like it's gonna be a big hit desu, which will issue in a new wave of live action Disney movies. Mark my words.

I do wish they got a real, big tittied, feminine belle though -- rather than this anorexic, 12 year old skeleton with zero natural charm or acting ability.

>big tittied

This. Like that Beauty and the Beast movie starring Lea Seydoux from a couple years ago

>All these remakes

Lame

THERE'S MORE!

>Mark Waters's MAGIC CAMP, about a banker who returns to a magic camp he attended as a child to reclaim a prize that eluded him, starring Adam Devine and Gillian Jacobs.

>DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, a family comedy about a workholic NYPD detective who receives help from Santa Claus to reconnect with his son, starring Kevin Hart as Santa.

>ROCKETEERS, a sequel/spin-off of the original movie centered on a young woman who adopts the mantle of Rocketeer, mentored by an elderly Cliff Secord, to prevent the jetpack technology from falling into the wrong hands during the Cold War.

>NOTTINGHAM & HOOD, a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque buddy cop movie centered on Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham.

>DELILAH DIRK, a "female-oriented Indiana Jones" movie about a young adventuress and treasure hunter.

>DR. Q, no director attached, a real-life story about an immigrant farmworker who manages to put himself through medical school and become an acclaimed neurosurgeon

>DON QUIXOTE, no director attached, produced by Johnny Depp with a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque feel.

>SKY HIGH 2, no director attached.

>INSPECTOR GADGET, no director attached.

>THE CHRONICLES OF PRYDAIN, no director attached, a "The Black Cauldron" sequel/spin-off about a young stable boy who must protect the kingdom from an army raised by the sinister Horned King.

disney pls

this isn't real right

>Yfw Tim Burton says fuck you and gives Dumbo the Batman Returns treatment

>no Atlantis: The Lost Empira
Perfect

It's true.

All of it.

>GENIES, a spin-off detailing the Genie's origin
who's gonna do the voice
fug

oof madon

>WINNIE THE POOH, no director attached, features an adult Christopher Robin reconnecting with his old friends.

Is that the Max Landis pitch of basically Hook but with Winnie the Pooh?

>all this bullshit
>no ducks

The ride never ends.

>OLIVER TWIST, a reimagining of the classic story starring Ice Cube as Fagin.
What did we do to deserve this?

>Tim Burton' DUMBO
>Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN

This shit is fucking cancerous.

Reminder that 80% of these movies have been in development Hell for decades or have already been made under different names.

>emily blunt as Mary Poppins
MOMMY

u guys think they will modernize them from how the animated movies were? Like make the female characters "stronk" and what not?

>Live action Chip N Dale
>leads into a live action Rescue Rangers

pro tip : you will never see new content in your lifetime.

The Jungle Book ended up being better than the original and closer to the book.

maybe i should check it out, havent watched these movies since i was a kid

>NOTTINGHAM & HOOD, a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque buddy cop movie centered on Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham.
What the hell are they smoking?

That actually sounds fun, though.

Looks more CGI than live action.

>DON QUIXOTE, no director attached, produced by Johnny Depp with a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque feel.
>DISENCHANTED, a sequel to ENCHANTED still starring Amy Adams.
>PETER PAN, no director attached.
>NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN, no director attached.
>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, tentatively starring Ryan Gosling.
>Seth Grahame-Smith's SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES
Only good ones.

lol terry gilliam finall gave up on don quixote

>Emma Watson
Box office poison

>2 hours of emma watson in front of a green screen
hm

>SKY HIGH 2

>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, tentatively starring Ryan Gosling
I fugging wish
>Jon Turteltaub's IT'S A SMALL WORLD
that would be cultural marxist propaganda, not what Disney intended

>characters suddenly have British accents because actors aren't talented enough to put on an American accent
DROPPED
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>WINNIE THE POOH, no director attached, features an adult Christopher Robin reconnecting with his old friends.

Bring on the waterworks. I won't be able to handle the feels.

>>SKY HIGH 2, no director attached.
Better have the original characters. No "next generation" bullshit.

All the actors are too old to play high schoolers, it'll most certainly be about their kids.

Nobody said they should come back as high schoolers. And they're much too young to have kids in high school. Was only 11 years ago when the movie was made and they were supposed to be freshmen. Making it a high school reunion makes the most sense.

Based disney setting up for a live action kingdom hearts movie

>>Kenneth Branagh's ARTEMIS FOWL.

whoa seriously? its finally getting a movie? i dont even like the books but i remember reading one once and remember it being in never ending corporate hell for the movie rights

>Utada Hikaru OST

>NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN

This is like pretty much the only thing in the list of adaptations that is remotely the most original.

>CHIP 'N DALE, no director attached.

People got tired of the Chipmunk movies (which are still for some reason being made), do people really want more high-pitched rodents?

>JUNGLE CRUISE, about a rugged adventurer who leads a group of scientists down a perilous river to retrieve a rare flower that can cure diseases, tentatively starring Dwayne Johnson.

How many movies as Dwayne been in now that involves adventuring in a jungle?

>DISENCHANTED, a sequel to ENCHANTED


this triggers me

CHIP AND DALE
RESCUE RANGERS!

If they throw in the theme song (even just once) in the trailer or movie, I'll go see it even though it's going to be ass probably with Alvin and the Chipmunks level CGI

>>DISENCHANTED, a sequel to ENCHANTED still starring Amy Adams.

>an woman in her 40s aged out of Hollywood tries to recapture the magic of her youth.

>OLIVER TWIST, a reimagining of the classic story starring Ice Cube as Fagin.
>starring Ice Cube as Fagin.

I'm genuinely perplexed.

This is true. The soundtrack for it is even probably on the same level as the original, if not better in certain places.

Not enough.

>Kevin Hart as Santa

>Kenneth Branagh's ARTEMIS FOWL.

12 year old me just shat his pants in excitement.

This is too funny. But I'd give a few of these a look. Some are even interesting ideas.

Almost none of them are new though.

it unironically sounds fantastic.


Sounds like it's going to similar to a knight's tale, featuring music from the early 2000s for no apparent reason!

I mean, we're dealing with Disney dosh here, so it might not look bad.

I'm just confused as to how Disney plans on doing the all-animal shit like The Lion King. At least Jungle Book had Mowgli. You can't really call it live-action if you're shoving CGI characters into film shots of the Serengeti, can you?

This is giving me Dinosaur flashbacks.

>>CHIP 'N DALE, no director attached.


What could possibly go right?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fi0U-_YjEA

>disney planning to update popular IP with actual people and adult themes
>Sup Forums shits and moans that they wont be able to buy their favorite man baby toy merchandise for these properties anymore

How horrible.. lol

Literally no one is doing that. I think most people are generally confused.

Live-action Dumbo will probably just be 120 minutes of depressing scenes with an anti-circus message. Not that I really mind that, but why Burton of all people? It's weird.

This is for the next 30 years I hope

What's with all the original stories and totally unashamed reboots? And sequels no one asked for. Hell, I LIKED some of these movies, but I don't Jungle Book 2.

>Night on Bald Mountain
>Winnie the Pooh
>Wrinkle in Time
>Artemis Fowl
>Captain nemo
>something wicked this way comes (A reboot by the way)
>Water Man
>Jungle Crusie
>Dashing through the snow (hilarious)
>Delilah Dirk
These sound interesting.

>Rose Red
Kek. This is absolutely the dumbest thing I ever heard. I literally can't imagine why it had to connect to Snow White. No one is even nostalgic for that movie. we already got our Snow White sequel (Ever After or whatever, with the dwarfettes) and it was alright

My biggest concern is how movies I think sound good might end up horrible and those that I think sound foolish might end up good with some interesting twist.

What are some examples of both so i can appropriately judge your opinions.

Hey, if Chernabog looks cool, I'll be down with the Night on Bald Mountain movie.

I'd pay to see that.

>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, tentatively starring Ryan Gosling

Del Toro has a room in his home dedicated to the Haunted Mansion so I have confidence in him. But like many of his movies, it's in development hell

Is this the same Manion remake reportedly dealing with the Hatbox Ghost? I remember reading about this from several years ago.

I thought you were shitting me to be completely honest.

>Artemis Fowl
Must have CIA, Sersh, Fassbender, and Brosnan!

Jungle Book reboot sounded foolish but ended up good. Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey Jr (actually was close to the source the material. Shocker). Hotel Transylvania, Lego Movie

Hm, something that sounded good but was shit... It's hard to think back and remember my shitty opinions.
I'm sure some horror movie disappointed me.
Maybe Divergent or the last Hunger Games movie? They should have been easy cash grabs and coudl ahve been thrilling (nothing amazing of course) but they ended being disappointments.
I failed you. Boyega in SW7 turned out to be amazing.

>Disney logo appears on screen
>beautiful ball room music starts playing
>establishing shot of beautiful countryside
>zooms in on house with animals surrounding it
>bird sings into window
>music comes to halting stop
>woman inside the house slams the window on the birds face
>woman turns around
>*disc scratch*
>freeze frame
>"what? were you expecting someone else?"
>punk rock starts playing
>female narrator: "This is the loudest, most daring story you NEVER heard"
>cue Rose Red doing air guitar and beating up men
>"her sister may have been a darling, but she sure isn't tied down by society!"
>"featuring the never-before told story of Snow White's wilder and louder sister."
>"Rose Red"

>went from 2D to 3D to 3DPD
Doing it wrong, Disney. DOING IT WRONG

Chronicles of prydain I could get hyped for but fuck me if they won't fuck up the casting of Eilonwy

Eh you thought the Jungle Book was good so you're already an iredeemable shitter.

Everything else though is pretty bang on as far as a logical read on shit being good. I didn't like SW7 but i didn't hate Boyega as much as i thought i would.

...

What's wrong with the Jungle Book?

>Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey Jr

I'd watch a third one desu

moriarty's henchman got away at the end of the second one, were they setting him up for a sequel?

Reboot:
>beauty and the beast
>Dumbo
>Aladdin
>Lion King
>Snow White
>Peter Pan
>Little Mermaid
>Sword and the stone
>The Haunted Manshion
>captain nemo
>Somethign wicked this way comes
>Oliver twist (it's not a reimagining if it's the same thing)
>Inspector Gadget

Riding on the coattails or sequel:
>Tink
>Cruella
>Disenchanted
>Genies
>maleficient 2
>jungle book 2
>Mary Poppins returns
>Rockeeteers
>Sky High
>Chronicles of Prydain
>prince charming
>Rose red

Hard to place... take a previously used idea, change it or use it, aka movie-tize a franchise or smaller thing:
>Night on bald mountain
>Chip and dale
>its a small world
>Nutcracker
>Splash
>Notthingham and Hood
>Delilah Dirk (Might be originaL)

Based off a book:
>don Quixote
>artemis fowl
>wrinkle in time
>Oliver Twist/Captain nemo


Original:
>Wild city
>Tribyville
>happily ever after
>waterman
>jungle cruise
>magic camp
>dashing through the snow
>Dr. Q

There you go Sup Forums

>The Jungle Book
>There's no book

Walked out of the theater, desu.

Don't misunderstand... I don't like Jungle Book. Not the series of stories, not the cartoon, not even the movie. I'd say they are all okay.

But the Jungle Book reboot was ... I don't know how to explain this: not shit. They rebooted it well. New ideas and concepts were used, lots of good stuff. It was better than I thought it COULD be. I thought it was goign to be horrid and it was actually something acceptable.

>Cruella is an introverted, but talented aspiring fashion designer.

>Gets a job at a prestigious boutique run by a ruthless female fashion mogul.

>Befriends dog-lover Anita and falls in love with songwriter Roger Radcliffe, who also loves dogs. Cruella does not get along with Roger's puppy, Pogo.

>Meets a handsome designer who romances her, but then betrays her and steals her designs for a rival.

>Cruella's Bose advises her to become heartless to succeed. Cruella does something heartless reluctantly. Inherits the company but loses Roger, who marries Anita.

>They have 101 dalmatians, which Cruella hates because it reminds her of the life she could've had. They're also a wild and disruptive bunch.

>The guy that betrayed her is now her main rival and planning a new line of furred coats, one of the stolen designs.

>Cruella becomes obsessed with beating him by making a coat out of the dalmatians.

>Can't bring herself to do it because she has heart.

>Helps Roger and Anita rescue them from the evil rival.

>Becomes rich with a new line of coats for puppies, meets Mr. Right and lives happily ever after, but still hates dogs.

Why not place Splash in reboot territory? It's genderbent, sure, but still pretty much working off the original concept from what I know.

There was. It closed at the end. Which is when you should walk out of a theater.

youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4

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>Tittle head: Rose Red.

mommy. . . ..milk

Eee, as I said, they are hard to place. It's a reboot but with a twist. That's why I threw it there.

If I thought Oliver Twist was ACTUALLY a reimagining, i'd have put it there too.

I guess you can reboot a story with genderbent stuff ( Ghostbusters tried). It's not so easy to categorize.

>Jon Turteltaub's IT'S A SMALL WORLD

Am I being rused?

The porn of this will be amazing

So would I, brother.
So would I.

It's the beginning of the Public Domain Cinematic Universe.
Instant name recognition!
No royalties!
Stunt casting!
Devoid of originality!

I don't think the live-action films are in the same universe, are they?

not yet