Masturbation is a tool of Satan (thrice damned be his name) prove me wrong

Masturbation is a tool of Satan (thrice damned be his name) prove me wrong

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Well, fuck. Thank you Satan

It isn't a tool, it is a biologic action nigger

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First prove Satan exists. With actual scientific evidence, not philosophical rhetoric.

Ask a cute demon possessed 5yo masturbating little girl anything

How does jerking off benefit Satan’s agenda?

If I get dubs masturbation is wrong

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I think, therefore Satan exists. Simple logic m8.

Ejaculation is recommended 3 times a week to aid in preventing prostate cancer.

Either worship satan or die of cancer faggot

You are homosexual, so there is that.

It is though. Check em

Idiot

Check’d and kek’d

idiot

iDIOT

Ya'll both retarded check these motherfucking digits

>thrice damned be his name
>implying satan is a bad guy

Read the bible before siding with its biased author, fag.

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What did Satan ever do to you, so mean

ITT: kissless virgins that don't know how to talk to a woman in this thread

Leitzmann MF, Platz EA, Stampfer MJ, et al. Ejaculation Frequency and Subsequent Risk of Prostate Cancer. Journal of the American Medical Association 2004;291:1578–86. PMID: 15069045.

IDIOT

#yes

Hashtag yes

Sperm retention does work, You’ll be more confident and have more energy

What is science?,

>You'll be more confident and have more energy
Okay so I've been scammed out of those but at least I'm guaranteed 233.33% Prostate Cancer Free.

Jewish satanic propaganda

Science is the truth, I was just proving a point to religious fag OP.

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>not sure if trolling or just IDIOT

>greentexting out of context
Learn2GreentextFaggot

>Hm,,,,he was behind?

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Science isn’t truth, science 300 years ago is false today. Science is just the best we have to go off of. We know very little about anything at all, 2018 years is not much time in a universe that has existed for billions of years.

I respect your trips but just because old science is wrong science doesn't mean science is wrong. Science grows and changes as we discover more, theories are made laws and others are disproven, and eventually we come up with a stable idea of the universe.

TL:DR old science is wrong because the people who made it were tards.

Want to jerk it to my Gilf? Make her your slut?

Science is contemporary society's best explanation of concepts using a multitude of sources and evidence to make claims.