Computer, ice cold coke in a highball glass

>computer, ice cold coke in a highball glass.

GOAT replicator order, right here.

>coke
>not sprite

>Computer, an eight-ball of pure Colombian cocaine.

>tea, earl grey, hot
The only order you ever need. The patrician's drink.

virgin's drink

not autistic, sorry.

fuck off, druggie. nigger.

>computer, I'd like to eat a bag of dicks.

TEA

EARL GREY AND HOT

>Computer, an 8th of an ounce of fine Afghan Kush

Why would he order it hot if he wants to drink it? The point of heating up tea is to get it to dissolve or bleed or whatever into the water. Order it "very warm" so you don't have to wait around like an idiot.

>tea, Earl Gay, tepid

>say data are yall some kind of faggot are yall fully functioning if yall know what I mean yall

what did he mean by this?

>computer, a martini glass of Counselor Troi's warm pussy juices with an olive.

this desu

So there's literally no restrictions on conjuring up holodeck versions of your coworkers and fucking them right?

This desu. Along with a casamigos reposado and a pack of american spirit black

>Computer run program "Podestas lolita rape dungeon 1"

Based on the Barclay episode and the episode where Tuvok has a program where he murders neelix it doesn't seem like they really care what people program into the holodeck, it's not a surveillance state.

>"Computer, make me a gentlemens jack and sweet tea"

remember when picard said ''old fashioned please'' to the waiter in that holodeck program?

why the fuck would he want his dick to be jacked off when he can fuck literally anyone he wants?

>spend $60 on liquor and then mix it like a child
What

His order is obviously the hot water with the tea bag plopped into it. Letting the flavor dissolve is the patrician way.

>yfw you order "ice cold coke" and it gives you frozen coke

i don't think computers n2metaphors, user

>computer, gf, white, loyal

Why? The replicator can presumably just make it end up the same way so why would it matter?

because it's the journey that counts
or something stupid like that

I assume when you order something hot from the replicator it's hot enough to consume.

>tea, early grey, very warm
>just rolls off the tongue

>early grey

an old fashioned is a kind of drink.