Make a band sound as shitty as possible guys

Make a band sound as shitty as possible guys

>Bald guy with sunglasses glued to his eyes beats the shit out of his bottom E string while some dude from Chile screams his lungs out and plays bass

>autists makes poorly produced music while screaming about Lord of the Rings and evilness, before killing his friend and burning a church

>thrash band makes music after 1990

Thats all you had to say.

>creepy guy starts band with some guy, a guy with down syndrome and a guy who can do falsettos. some guy leave bringing in brian. creepy guy admits to being creepy. falsetto guy leaves band goes to shit
the end.

Show No Mercy is the only California Slayer album one ever needs.

wimps make really noisy music about fucked up shit

Much as I love this band's entire run up to SITA, Tom Araya sounds like an old man with constipation now and Kerry King is cringy as fuck.

>they're the band that sings about california

Les Rallizes Dénudés'?

red hot chilli peppers

>four fucking losers from nowhere make a couple songs about being fucking losers

>every song is about breakups
>Richard Benson is the guitarist
>only drums is st. Anger snare
>0 bass
>Vocalist is Chad Kroger

>an inner child, a new guy, and tattoo silence get in studio. write songs about naked dudes and "deep shit"
>leaves other drummer and alien boy out to die

autistic man beats on a guitar and screeches about jews as horns blast in the background

Burzum??

>pedophile guitarist plays stolen blues licks
>vocalist sounds like a girl and grabs his crotch while yelling BABY BABY BABY
>rhythm section are p. cool guys though

Metal pipes drop to the ground and someone hits a barrel with a ply of wood to random German gibberish

Greta Van Fleet?

liturgy?

Zep?

The Who?

>s

It was one guy

Correct and maybe too easy?

Easy one
>noisy guitars recorded at a vacuum cleaner factory

could be in a bandcamp thread

The Who?

>girls form a band but instead of making regular music they make sure the music is about how they're girls

>bunch of teen girls who really want to play blistering punk rock
>but their pedophile manager wants to promote them as bubblegum sex objects
>two of them eventually have successful solo careers

every girl in music

The Runaways

the beatles?

MBV yo

every midwest emo band?

Itt: plebs who haven't listened to South of Heaven

IIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>junkie sings in a gay voice or mumbles his bdsm fanfics over the same two chords every song while his band mates who don't know how to play instruments do random stuff in the background

the suckin on my ding dong band

Weezer

early REM

>his friend was plotting to kill him
hmmm

i wanna know which band this is

>nigga runs out of bleach halfway through doing his hair, then loses his ADD medication while recording his album on a dollar store microphone