How come every piece of shit le 90s kid show gets rebooted, but not Lizzie McGuire?

How come every piece of shit le 90s kid show gets rebooted, but not Lizzie McGuire?

thicc

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cause you can't reboot godtier characters like Lenny and Ethan

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You can't replace Duff and that fantastic muff.

Jesus. She's too thick. Not fat....just beefy. She was hot once.

Damn that's nice.

MUMMY

Too thicc for muh dicc

she looks like a pretty version of chloe

You're telling me you wouldn't want this fine specimen tackling you for a five-yard loss?

It'd be worth the 8 inch gain.

titties real?

Dem thighs

Why is she looking into the water? It's not like you can see through it

breddy gud

'mirin

is this...thing...is what you THICC bros are on about?

is this attractive to you guys?

also how the FUCK does a 4/10 creature like that, granted she's hillary duff, but whatever, still 4/10, get some alpha /fit/ Chad like that guy she's with?

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>me on the right

She's a millionaire you moron. He's a gigolo.

hnnggggggg

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Too much ass

Ok. ok you massive faggot. Go sleep with a man then. I won't judge you, it's 2016.

>not finding some repulsive proto hambeast attractive
>LOL YOU MUST BE GAY THEN

It's like you're actually retarded.

You must be new here.

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>Lizzie McGuire
>90's

Pick one, you dumb faggot

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I said it was a 90s kid show you fucking spic, not that it came out in the 90s.

>get blown the FUCK out
>"b-but that's not what I meant I swear!"

How embarrassing

She's not the prototypical THICC goddess like Milana or Gemma Arterton, because she's more stocky than like voluptuous and she doesn't have a good hip:waist ratio.

But she's certainly more than a 4/10, and she's a semi-famous millionaire. I would think dating that would be a lot more interesting than some random chick you met on Tinder.

She's still hot

since when do they play this shit on nickelodeon?

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>He thinks you can't see through water

Poor person detected

fish tacos?

>lay out exactly how your ((((logic)))) makes 0 sense
>OH FUCK.. what should I do???,,, oh I know, I'll call him new! That will show him ;) I definitely won this hehe ;)

I take it back, you definitely are retarded.

Learn to Sup Forums please. I'm embarrassed for you.

Im actually Chinese you racist shitlord!

sauce?

she used to be buff

at least the fat gave her tits

True, those are good points.

Now I want a below average in attractiveness celebrity to fugg and mooch off of. How can I acquire this Sup Forums?

Your reddit is leaking, you tremendous cock sucking homosexual.

A show on TV Land called Younger

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kek, I was wondering when you would bust out the reddit insult.

You really should try to use other insults than the Sup Forums approved starter pack of cuck/reddit/new, it makes it obvious you're trying to fit in too hard. Leaving this thread now, so think about what I said before you call me a 9gagger or a cuck or something else you read in another thread.

>that moaning face

Go back to red-dit, you newfag cuck. Fucking 9gagger, gagging on cocks.

I want to stuff the duff

What happened to Jo, Matt, Tudgeman and Miranda?

Is Copland the kino?

They're dead.

I believe it.

I'd let him tackle me any day no homo I just want friends lol.

im here for the job interview

oh hey hild. do you remember me?

this bitch has a fat ass

JUST

>nick
based Dan does it again

>You're telling me you wouldn't...

Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. She had a kid, got married and became a professional exerciser/shopper for a decade...

Surprisingly, morphing from a feminine, cute young woman into Lou Ferrigno has made her less attractive.

duff is a cutiepie

Carp et dem tiddies

>literally grabbing her by the pussy

The sinple fact is, you're just a huge faggot.

You are fucking gay son

No. This is how far apart they are when they're just hangin free.

Unlike others here, I respect your opinion user. Have a nice night.

Still not as jacked as Chloe.

>Wanting to fuck the Incredible Hulk
>not gay

Ok, brehs.

Thanks, user.