When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

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4 months ago.

1985

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Like Late March 1985????


Dad?

10 days ish

tomorow

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4 hours ago.. Early morning sex is fantastic unless you are in jail.

Last weekend.

I haven’t had morning sex in like 6 months.. my fiancée is so fucking never horning fuck

Also it was cumming inside my friends fuck buddy’s ass... I have a fiancée but she’s never horny

2012 is the last time i had sex

Never

3 hours ago maybe my girlfriend is passed out in front of me AMA from a drunk asshole chad if yall wanna talk

14 months ago.

Had a fling with a hot teacher. Moved away for work, we sexted and skyped all the time. After a few months, she got a boyfriend. Job didn't work out so I came back home for a visit, got a hotel room and invited her out to dinner. She comes to my room, in the cutest lil dress, says thing with the guy didn't pan out,we kiss and sit and talk in the room.

She then slides off her panties, throwing them at me...

Well, come to find out, she and the guy WERE still together. FML, man. She made me the bad guy and lied to his face about it.

I sent him screencaps and shit proving she was a liar. She got dumped and I haven't spoken to her since

im sorry youre lonely

Over six years ago, I've had dry spells before, but this one takes the cake.

>So, I found who was behind of it...

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Nah, got a new girlfriend who's exactly everything I could want. A nice traditional girl who's a virgin and just wants to be a housewife. Her parents raised her right

My buddy sucked me off while i looked at his sleeping sisters feet. Does that count?

very long ago, i cant even remember.

I would do that

Tomorrow

being cucked

August :(

Like 20minutes ago

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never ever

Me too, did we have sex together?

That includes animals right? Today.

Since my GF has a permanent lover now, it's two month ago

About 13 years ago, I think. Wasn't really worth the effort.

Why don't you leave her ass and find someone who wants to fuck you and not other people.

19th of February.

about 1 hour ago.

Because I like it that way. She will probably meet an other lover today.

Almost 5 years. Feels bad

1992. My dad raped me.

Are realdolls included?

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My dad never raped me. Feelsbad.

18.03.

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2 weeks ago

Fucking normies always bragging about sex

Never.

Two days ago.

Her sex drive is way more present than mine, but she's also 25 and I'm 33.

yes

Hey, someone else in the six year club

This

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Two years ago. It was with this fat English bitch on a really soft couch. Her fat ass was sinking into the cushions and I couldn't keep my dick in. I just gave up and went to sleep.

Uncle Bill?

Okay, asshole. He didn't ask for your life story. He asked how long it's been.