>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy on tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>we drink cans of lager in the park
>"so, user, it's st paddy's day. have you got any irish in ya?"
>"not that I know of"
>"would ya like some? ;) "
>"as long as your dick isn't as cheesy as that line!"
>"what"
>"I mean like, as long as there's no smegma. it's a joke, obviously you don't have smegma. I mean even if you do I have a shower at mine so"
>"you're disgusting user, wtf is wrong with you"
>mfw
Be me
Evan Jenkins
Xavier Bailey
No sense of humor. Forget that dude. Post nudes
Anthony Rodriguez
Liar
William Hughes
Tits or gtfo
Hunter Harris
This
/thread
Easton Thompson
i'm sick of this. can't I share my experiences of dating without being treated like a whore
Matthew Walker
Every fucking day you post this shit bait.
Clearly you're a fat neckbearded virgin basementdweller.
Brandon Turner
no bitch you can't. you're not special and most likely a liar.
Cameron Gutierrez
>Femanon
Is the only part of your post making them ask for tits and timestamp, nothing to do with your dating
Jack Long
every day I have a dating fail. it's hard out there
Matthew Anderson
Austin Cruz
Ian James
Two things.
OP: if you wanna be treated seriously (or as close to it, let's not kid ourselves here), don't mention you're a femanon, otherwise, it's gonna be asked for tits.
Everyone else: Y'all pro'lly know you ain't gettin' tits, right?
Landon Hernandez
this is Sup Forums, the random board, where I post about my day to day life in search of advice and emotional connection
Colton James
And let me guess, you then saw a neckbeard buying cider and sweets in tesco? Fuck off with your make believe bullshit, I've seen it about 5 times already
Oliver Martinez
ya never know. but if they get triggered and fuck off that's almost as cool.
Sebastian Williams
I gave good advice. Do you want to date a dude who thinks you’re gross? You joke about sex with a stranger. Is the hip of a titty post that far out of the realm of possibility? Thanks in advance!
Joshua Morgan
Kek i oike this kind of humor and girl tho
Pls tits :)
Ayden Hall
>advice
>emotional correction
If you're coming here for those you're already beyond rehabilitation, I recommend suicide
Jordan Richardson
Eh, s'pose you're right.
Samuel Ortiz
i'm not gross, I was against smegma
Christopher Jenkins
Everyone is treated like a whore on Sup Forums.
Asher Morris
This option might work in real life these days. At least Sup Forums still has "rules"
Jacob Gray
Kek
Kayden Evans
can't you share your experiences without declaring yourself a femanon each time?
Brody White