HAPPENING THREAD - RAMADAN EDITION

HAPPENING THREAD - RAMADAN EDITION

>ALRIGHT LADS, WE'VE HAD A HAPPENING IN JORDAN TODAY - bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-36459495

>YESTERDAY, KAZAKHSTAN WAS HIT - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Aktobe_shootings

>AS WAS A FRENCH BUS IN DRÔME - uk.reuters.com/article/uk-france-bus-idUKKCN0YR0K4

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Jordan is hardly a happening. Nothing is going to go down this week. You always say "it's happening" but it never really is.

bump

Exactly 1 hour left till the groundhog day user's prediction in east coast time

Been off the boards for a couple days, whats the latest habbenings guess? Terrorist attack or what?

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>shit blowing up in mudslime land

who fucking cares? tell me when white people are effected

Dis guy's pic related apparently

Working and living in Boston... Should I splitsville in 30?

Kek

41 minutes and counting.

Nothing's going to happen.

Nothing ever happens.

This... Just this one time, i want zombieland. Total anarchy. Worldwide power outtage for atleast 2 months.

Your call

38 minutes left until happening.

Thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8

Should i take my lunch at 11 or 12?

Real thread theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

Lunch is the last of your concerns where we're headed.

It's not a Habbening unless it's in the US or a European country(Russiastan I'd not European for you Russiboos out there)
They aren't mentally retarded so they won't attack Nippon and asia really has no bearing on what Europe or America does

>he didn't take the afternoon off

literally scrapping the bottom of the happening barrel. When will you fucking jewish cabalists learn, numbers and dates have no significant meaning

12, less people out and about

I get off at 3

Nothing is going to happen at 1:50 EST, it's just a post made to be "creepy xD"

Same here. I'm staying, don't give enough fucks anymore to believe stupid shit like this.

Hey, if it's true and I die that's cool too.

Try saying that to a New Yorker on 9/11 or to a Londoner in 1666.

spooky

We have a lot of /x/ tards crossposting.

happy ramadan to everyone

That sure is one shitty made up story

Better thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=3LY3ftiLqmE

>/x/tards
No. It's romanians. They've been shitposting all week. I'm fed up with them. Is it possible to hide all posts from a certain flag?

>30 bings

I WANT TO BELIEVE!!!

>19 minutes

>not posting the original happening theme
Plebs

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WHYdVT6dUAs

>cant count to 30

no wonder people think americans are tards

Don't get me wrong, i love Metroid but its not fitting for happening.

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12 minutes to dissapointment

It's 1:50, not 2:00
It was 1:31 when I posted that, 1 minutes before the destined time.

STOP WANTING THE HAPPENING YOU FAGS.

THE ONLY HAPPENING THAT SHOULD HAPPEN IS TRUMP BEING ELECTED

>20 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgE

>RAMADAN
Can you stupid faggots stop acknowledging those dirty sandnigger holidays?

tl;dr Fuck off, Muhammad.

That picture is so dumb.
How can you even enjoy wrapped candy?
No wonder they have a month called ramadan without appreciating it when someone beats them to a pulp.

if a big happening happens in Europe it will wake Europe pretty well if the muzzies do enough damage.

But that's like that song's name could literaly be "happening in sector 3"

Fine, what about this one then?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXMFRkdjrE

oh my bad fellow burger, i thought it was 2

im gonna go eat some ice cream for apology

8 minutes...made sure I was awake and rested for this.

I'M READY FUCKING BRING IT FUCKING BRING IT DAMNIT

why can you guys not count? are you 10 minutes ahead of the UK or something?

It clearly says 1:50

No problem, enjoy your ice cream, I might just have one too

sounds more like a anti-condom thing to me senpai

r8 my anglo flag while we wait, i tried to simplify it as far as possible.

5 pointed star for the 5 nations, red white and blue.

5 Mississippi

4 minutes till impact ! BRACE

4 mississippi

Its better fitting than Metroid was but it seems a bit actiony imo.

3 M I N U T E S
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safe travels anons

Don't worry, if they attack Toronto, we win. Checkmate amerifriends.

Shite I'm afraid mate; two simplistic and a Bicolour is fucking disgusting.

Pray up you have 2 minutes to get right with the lord

So, two minutes left

Not bad but not ideal, maybe try for five individual stars in a circle or something and then we can look at any further changes.

>2 minutes
>nothing happens
>this summer is safest on record
>muslims continue to invade
>western civilization ends
>500 years of sand niggers ruling the world

Thanks a lot Sup Forums

1 M I N U T E
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ONE MINUTE.

EVERYONE TO HAPPENING STATIONS.

AND one FAGGOT IN OP TREE!?!!??!!

One minute.

Literally seconds

HOLY SHIT

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NOTHING'S HAPPENING

DEFKEK 1

anything happen?

>Canada can never lose
Trudeau found the secret to always win

ITS HAPPENING

I must confess before we die, I hate you guys

HERE WE GO GUYS HOLY SHIT IT'S GONNA HAPPEN HOLY FREAKING SHIT

Anyone else taking a shit ? With a gun nearby?

No Sup Forums is never right

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ITS TIME !!!!!

It will not happen.

If I'd live 4 years in one year I would make it clear as much as possible and not put it on a Sup Forums baord.

Shitty story, not going to happen.

ITS TIME BOYS? HAPPENING ALERTS WHERE?

>It's exactly 1:50 as I read this
Literally peed a little

IT'S TIME
PLEASE BE LONDON

HAPPENING

captcha: AUTOBUS SOTIE

Aannnnddd nothing.....

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>pol btfo

Sirens confirmed

Tanks in 30

Yeah, maybr it's better suited for those who don't want the happening to happen.

KEK is with us brothers!
Praise KEK!

Fuck I was in Toronto, was hoping for a boom

The Antichrist was born today

Incomiiing!

I can smell burning outside...

>911 get

You guys are faggots, give it at least 20 minutes for some news to leak out from London

Looks like groundhog save us
KEK willed it

KEK wills it!