>Genji and Hanzo are Japanese and a ninja and yakuza
>McCree and Soldier 76 are American and a cowboy and a gun nut
>Pharah is Egyptian and tattooed with religious stuff
>Tracer is British and sounds like the chimney sweep in Mary Poppins
>Reaper is Mexican and teleports over walls
>Bastion is a robot that wants to learn about life
>Junkrat and Roadhog are Australian Mad Max refugees
>Mei is Chinese and builds walls
>Torbjorn is Swedish and builds low-quality merchandise out of scrap metal
>Widowmaker is French and says things like "ooh la la"
>D.Va is Korean and a professional Starcraft player
>Reinhardt is German and has a monocle
>Winston is a gorilla and makes monkey puns
>Zarya is Russian and the size of Gaston and hates minorities
>Lucio is black and a deejay AND he's from a Latin country and very short
>Mercy is Germanic and likes valkyrie iconography
>Symmetra is Indian and supports the caste system
>Zenyatta is a white guy's understanding of Buddhism
Does Sup Forums approve of Overwatch?
Other urls found in this thread:
Why are you even asking. SJW's already fucked up Tracer, that game is already fucked.
You already made this post about the meme game few days ago
>paying for a TF2 clone
Man, Blizzard knows how to print money.
>Reaper is Mexican and teleports over walls
kek
its fun but not worth 40/50 bucks.
Funny thing is, the character Widow maker has practically the same pose that got removed from Tracer.
I believe it even has the same name as tracers old pose, and it just shows her ass.
Reaper is american
>Playing as the short dwarf builder guy
>Walk/stand behind a widow maker
B-)
>SJWs fucked up Tracer
You mean how they swapped out a back shot of Tracer for a literal pin-up pose after SJWs complained? Yeah, SJWs really fucked her up hard.
if you're talking about the butt thing, Blizzard trolled the absolute shit out of SJWs by replacing it with an even more bootilicious pose
You're a dumbass. When Tumblr whined about her pose, they replaced it with an arguably more cheese cake pose.
Personally, I kind of like it. It's like a diverse TF2.
...
I'm playing it a shitload right now because I am to slow to be playing csgo.
>Eye candy videogames
No
Wrasslin is for idiots
Remember that Blizzard also trolled the shit out of tumblr with Zarya. Announced her as a musclegirl with a pink dyke haircut and straight out said she was added for more diversity. Once the game comes out, it turns out she's a hardcore nationalist family woman who wants to remove toasters and talks shit about robots constantly.
I don't care for wrestling, I just like the quote.
Don't really care about it but I like Tracer
cheers love
>Widowmaker is French and says things like "ooh la la"
>zarya will never pin you down and force you to breed and cum inside her, impregnating her with your child
I really like Zarya just wish her Russian accent wasn't so shit.
It's a good game and the naysayers are complete and total cuckolds.
Zarya will be perfect once they give her a skin with non-dyke hair.
Could she, though? I'm not sure how those abs would handle a pregnancy. Don't female body builders usually have problems with that, even without memeing about how all Russian female athletes have hormone beards?
I never thought about this. Would it really be a problem?
"Undocumented American"
No.
Having visible abs means low bf %
Women naturally have higher bf making this harder than for men
If body fat is too low the female body reproductive system goes into survival mode. The body stops ovulating to save energy. If bf is too low pregnancy is literally impossible, and if it happens she would either gain the bf necessary or not carry it to term
t. Gabriel Reyes
>Scout from Boston
>Soldier is generic American
>Demo is a black Scot
>Heavy is Russian
>Engi is Texan
>Medic is German
>Sniper is Australian
>Spy is French
>Pyro is Canadian
How much more diversity do you need?
It's the future. They have super medicine that makes it no longer a problem.
Blizzard changed it to a more sexualized pose.
Body builders usually have hormonal issues that reduce pregnancy viability. Having strong abs only helps with pregnancy, though.
>Scout CHINESE
>Soldier CHINESE
>Demo CHINESE
>Heavy CHINESE
>Engi CHINESE
>Medic CHINESE
>Sniper is Korean (?)
>Spy is CHINESE
>Pyro is CHINESE
Get on their level
Yeah, if they're healthy strong. If you go full "Do you even lift, abs of steel", they supposedly reduce flexibility to the point the baby has no room to grow, then pregnancy won't initiate.
Zarya is a redpilled nationalist /fit/izen with pink hair.
Best girl.
100% straight confirmed.
Top quality wife material.
Reaper is black, yo
>Gabriel Reyes
That's a spic name.
The gameplay doesn't look fun but there is some excellent porn of D.Va out there so I approve of Overwatch.
bait
>not able to own both and choose
Proofs are here, game is fucked.
Dude you gotta check your estrogens level.
I think it's quite funny that Blizzard easily succeeded where this shit failed at selling a game based on the fact it has attractive female characters.
Its fun but you can tell the blizzard execs really forced diversity for the sake of it.
The meme will fade off in a few weeks and it'll fall into tf2s shadow unless blizz makes some heavy improvements.
I like it, Bastion is my robofu.
Only because Overwatch is low brow sfm bait.
No, he's clearly hispanic.
>international hero's association
>not having heros from a wide range of nationalities
Yeah I wonder how an AAA company could crush a shitty looking game made by a literal autist in a garage
>Play 3 hours a day on Overwatch since release
>Tryhards already 2x my level with over 100 hours logged.
Do people spend 8+ hours a day on this? Holy shit. Anything past 4 hours is degeneracy. The game is hardly 2 weeks old.
Purple ass and gook bitch are my favorites.
Diversity in gameplay, faggot
Yeah NEETs are insane. I am not even 40 yet and seeing people already level 150+ is crazy the hours they put in. Also, the ones I have played over 100 aren't even that good.
>Literal Clone of TF2
>A game with an all male strong arm class of Mercenaries. Also F2P
>Overwatch stole class types, supply drops., clothing, crates,aesthetic, etc.
>Strong Wimmin Ogreloads
No. I don't approve.
Skullgirls is shit, though.
This. Blizzard fanboys are retarded.
>Tumblr: The Game
It's gonna die in a few months at worst just like any other meme game.
Being a literal clone of TF2 won't help last longer either.
I thought it was shit compared to TF2
Literal clone of dota became most popular game in the world. Though it is somewhat different.
It's more like a combination between TF2 and League of Legends. It's pretty potent. Doesn't help it's made by a company with enough adoring fans it could release a visual novel from Lemmasoft and make millions in an hour.
What? Dota 2?
League of legends perhaps?
Because league did dota better.
Overwatch doesn't do tf2 better.
its about peoples from all over the world working together but still retaining their own culture and national pride
literally better than the real future where we'll all be some identityless mass of brown people subjugated under one flag
I know the creator, he is a jew literally shaped like dickbutt and plays guilty gear in socal
the game is basically a gg/melty blood clone and its fanboys are mostly bronies and furfags
TF2 made the amazing move of not adding a new character given 9 fucking years so a competitor is warrented
No, I meant race/nationality too. TF2 seemed kind of bland with 1/3 of the characters being American and only one non-white character
>tfw when your ID has 'zog' in it
Mike Z confirmed for Zionist Overlord
That's actually a testament to how perfectly balanced the TF2 classes (or, as it has once been put, "you know it's perfectly balanced because everyone always thinks everyone else needs a nerf").
I don't care if you're a student on summer break. 8 hours a day is just plain insanity and probably unhealthy.
this.
All european character is white
Anyone else main 76?
its probably closer to 16 hours. these people live off welfare bucks or parents and dedicate their lives to this shit.
They have fucked with balance off and on over the last few years
Heavy has been OP since F2P became a reality
CoD is thataway >>>>
advertising for a game is spamming
jews gonna jews
>not having a ninja as your main
But they're all different types of American. America is a big place, you know.
How big is Roadhog's dick?
>le reflect everything including ults character
Fuck off with this degenerate gay colored pokemon garbage for virgins who masturbate to anime you retard
...
big enough for junkrat
and that's big
>>Winston is a gorilla and foster father of nigga child in the zoo till he got shot
They likely chose a pose like that after the backlash it caused because people are tired of Blizz caving to SJW nonsense. People are getting upset about every little thing when it comes to the character models. Too much cleavage, too much ass, blah blah blah.
>Because league did dota better.
Define "better" (because everyone espesaily dota and sc players tell you 1001 reasons why lol is terribad). Game quality is really intangible thing that could only be estimated by number of players voting by wallets and game-hours, you can't really estimate this quality looking at pixels.
You have to remember that tf2 came out 10 years ago, before this forced diversity sjw horseshit got up to ludicrous speed, so for its time it is pretty diverse.
>this thread
>watch dogs 2 thread
Wow it's like I'm on Sup Forums
Give me my 100 replies of "but Sup Forums doesn't discuss games"
>Winston dives Lucio
>Lucio gets saved by Widowmaker
>swede
>wanting to know dick size
is this for one of you cuck fanfictions?
>TF2 made the amazing move of not adding a new character given 9 fucking years so a competitor is warrented
It amazingly worked of Counter-Strike. Biggest competitor, CoD literally killed itself by every year remakes.
>Damned if you do, damned if you don't
>He thinks Heavy is OP
lmao, git gud
I pubstomp with hoovy every time I play
all the free players tell me he's op
>blizzard
mate they are the biggest jews in gaming business
>counter strike
>biggest competitor is CoD
Are you actually retarded like every other Slav who plays CS?
I literally know a white dude with that exact name
I don't have money :(
heeheehee dont forget to buy lots of microtransactions you want cool skins dont you heehee
counter-strike isnt classed based you dumb commie
he's obviously a crypto-spic
u are norway?