What's your job in Tamriel Sup Forums

What's your job in Tamriel Sup Forums

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I like to steal shit, get caught, and then reload my save.

I would have offered to be an adventurer then died almost immediately.

dick washer, sucks that i lost both my hands in the war tho

Skooma dealer

Dancing close to the fire.

id get paid a nice salary with all the benefits that come with working for the empire to lay around at home half naked smoking skooma and sending more capable and skilled personnel out on dangerous missions

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I'd be the guy that was purposely designated to never fuck. Everyone would laugh at me while I collected my paycheck. Then I'd die.

I miss pussy.

Fighter's Guild Mercenary in Morrowind

I'd be a falmer

The town rapist

this. skooma is very valuable given the current economy.

Sup Forums = stormcloaks

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I collect my paycheck by using sorcery to appear ghostly, then I talk adventurers into exploring Dwarven ruins for treasure. I then go find their bodies and loot them for stuff to sell at the pawned prawn to help support my moon sugar habit.

Faggot get on my sleeping tree sap level

what the fuck is this meme, how do i become a talented stealth archer?

>Some noteworthy Nords include Ysgramor, Ulfric Stormcloak, and Lydia
kek

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you kil everyone uzsing setealth

snek+shot

how to get a blowjob man or woman immediately

I'd have the job I usually get in Skyrim. Going around Merc'ing people for various clients and lord. Also a lot more fucking

you sound like a really fucking boring person lad

I'm the guy who makes all those wooden plates that you accidentally pick up while trying to get the grilled leeks.

Haha

I'd love to tell you all about it but I've got deliveries to run.

how do i get blown

I'm the guy who holds the mysterious secret to turning potatoes into baked potatoes. Not even the Dragonborn can do this.

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This pictures triggers me hard

>it's Dunmer not Dumner
>it's Altmer or High Elf not Thalmor (Thalmor is a faction)