Who pinches the loaf?

who pinches the loaf?

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that's actually a really good question, maybe one has control over each ass cheek?

A better question, who flicks the bean?

maybe both have control, and they rock/paper/scissor it

which one gets more high if only one head smokes a bowl???

The one that smokes it I'd bet. They each have their own set of lungs

seriously? that's fucking crazy

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They share the same blood. They would both get high.

Doesn't matter, their lungs are connected to the same cardiovascular system so they both would be high equally, but their personality may allow them to perceive the high in different ways.

If they masturbate is it technically considered incest?

Yeah but the one who smokes, since they each have their own lungs, will get higher. I wonder how the high would feel though if it was just from your blood. Must be interesting

This truly is the question of the century

I also wonder how they would get married, you'd have to get married to both then

Which one wipes? If they fart, who’s to blame?

holy shit.....

Thats not how it works. The lungs are just the delivery method to getting it into your blood and to your brain.

Do you think they've been sexually active at all?

They MUST have been c'mon...

3 lungs.

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They'd make a fortune in porn.

It might be a fake but I'm sure I have seen a photo of them sucking some dude off.

And if you murder them, does it count as one murder or two? What if you only kill one of the heads is it still murder?

How has anyone on this site not seen the blowjob picture?

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I'm only here like once a month, if that. If what you're describing is real, I'd definitely be interested in taking a gander.

It just seems unlikely to me that they'd be able to overcome the embarrassment of having the other one present.

SOMEONE POST THE BLOWJOB

gives new meaning to bagging two chicks at the same time

In that case she should be asked to chip in. Not fair getting high for free. Thieving bitch.

this

If they have two hearts, could one die, and the other still live? The living one would have to drag the lifeless half corpse of her sister everywhere.

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No. The toxins released by the dead one would enter the shared circulatory system. The other one would die of sepsis.

this is a true work of art

Holy shit I would love to eat the pussy of this thing to see who in the two get the :O face first

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Would you fuck a two headed chick?

Further, if they each had separate boyfriends (you're one of them) how would sex work out with the other guy? Would you care if your portion sucked his dick? Would you spit roast them?

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But brain death wouldn't cause it to decay. It would still have blood and oxygen pumping to it, there would just be no brain activity in the head.

Friggin newfags everywhere.

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so you are in charge of job hiring interview and they come in, they still get paid as 1, right?

It's fake

holy fuck this thread

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Is there a dedicated ass wiper? Do they take turns? Rock paper scissors?

Many things to consider here. How do orgasms work? Have they EVER masturbated seeing as how they are always together? They walk just fine and move their arms fine. I really do wonder how it all works. Two brains having control over one body? It's a medical anomaly man.

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Andy sixx

If one of them gets horny, do both of them become horny?

It really does give me pause. I dont know if I'd believe it if i couldn't see it for myself.

Fuckin magnets man...

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this is confirmed fake.

the one thing that does not exist on the internet is conjoined twin porn. trust me, i scoured the deep web as deep as it gets looking for it. nothing.

fappityfappityfappityfap

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Get to work, somebody

Make it.

you fucking supreme tier moron

so how exactly do they control the body? is it one head has full control and dominance over the body while the other head just helplessly and submissively watches even if it protests?

One arm and leg each. The question is about which controls the bits in the middle.

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Yea like addominal part and vagina

There's interviews you can youtube but if i recall it's split pretty evenly down the middle. Which is even more bizarre and impressive because they can drive a car..

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And I can't even get my teammates to coordinate a push on the objective.

do they know what each other is thinking?

I wonder if they make out with each other...

Nope. Separate personalities and preferences too

>Which is even more bizarre and impressive because they can drive a car..

That's because they're lying. Brittany controls her own head, that's it.

imagine waking up and being diddled, but you look over and realize it's just your sister

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I want it to make blowjob porn

>impact
die

ya, now that you mention it, how they masturbate would be interesting. wonder if they do it at all. maybe they just feel no pleasure at all since everything is split, and since the puss is in the middle it must feel pretty numb to each other tbh.

god eem

1. Is it rape if one wants the dick and the other doesn’t ?

2. What if one commits a crime that requires a jail sentence?

Says 3 lungs, picture shows 4
2 stomachs, 1 large intestine, 1 small intestine.
Stomach beaks down food, intestines absorb nutrients. Which means their circulatory system is completed connected.
"Both" would survive with only one of their hearts functioning.
Only one has to eat.

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They control their own side of the body.
One head controls left arm and leg, other head controls right arm and leg.
Clapping and walking is impressive just by that fact.
And they both have their own drivers license.

Nothing can happen without the others mutual agreement to it happening. since one side controls only 50% of the body, you need the other 50% to agree in order for the action to occur, otherwise it will be a neutral standstill.

for example if one wants to get out of bed but the other is still sleep, the other will either have to go back to sleep or wait for there other half to wake up.

The one who hates anal.

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It would be difficult for one to commit a crime without the assistance of the other, so in most cases they would get the same sentence anyway.
Chances are, anything that wasn't big league would get home arrest though because no prison is going to want to be responsible for what happens to them in there.

No if one heart fails the other heart will keep the other alive.

"Reasonable doubt"
There will always be that 1% chance that one sister was just along for the ride during a crime.
And you can't send an innocent person to prison.

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one of em could stab somebody in the neck

this leads me to believe that the two brains communicate with each other in some way in order to fully send signals to the body. would make sense tho. even tho its two brains its still all one body, so more brain power to send signals to the rest of the body.

Nigger, I just want to fuck it

My guess is that they can have organisms independent to each other, since they have two brains with their own orgasm response centers, but maybe they can't both have different heart rates, since they have a connected circulatory system.

Pretty easy to shoot a gun with one hand last time I checked. Also, what happens when the buy a gun

Can’t I fuck dat neck gap tho?

Their brains aren't connected. They are no more telepathic than two kids playing pattycake.

there is so much research to be done

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I doubt one of their hearts would be enough to keep the remaining half alive very long, unfortunately.

Damn right

you need to stab both hearts at the same time. otherwise the keep on reviving eachother

their body is not that large, and only needs enough power to ship blood to the other head mainly.

I wouldn't be surprised in the least if one of their heart performed better than a severely obese human - something very common

the two brains are connected to the same body. Hard to explain to someone who doesnt understand biology, but the brain communicates with the rest of the body through electric signals through nervs, not through thoughts...

Basically there nervous system is connected in some way to make simultaneous movements/actions and commands like driving or clapping. But no, they are not "telepathic" because the two brains are not connected.

Doubt. While the brains aren't directly connected, they do share a larger nervous system. I'd be very surprised if they don't communicate somehow with efferent/afferent signalling through it. It wouldn't be a high-level language/thought kind of telepathy, but certainly not nothing.

Is it considered a threesome to fuck them? Who gets the orgasm?

it's the same as asking when a women gets an orgasm, whenever they are close? lol