Found $20 on the street

>Found $20 on the street
What do I spend it on, Sup Forums?

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Save it for your wedding

Crack. Only a fucking loser would sit in wonder how to spend $20. It's not even a half tank of gas.

Taaka and Cigarettes

A gift for someone who was important to you during your childhood

Wtf are you driving where 20 bucks doesn't buy a full tank of gas?

At least I'm not as much of a loser as someone who replies to stupid threads.

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tell the next guy see you'll suck there dick and give them $20

crack

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

stick it up your ass

cheap jelly and bathe it in

I used to wipe my sweaty nits and asshole with $5's, 10's, and 20's then leave them on the ground and laugh when people would pick that shot up with their bare hands. So, if I were you, I would buy some purell and maybe a pair of gloves.

quads confirm, do it faggot.

Quads must be obeyed.

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I'll be sure to take that into consideration.

Not the guy you quoted, but even sedans from the late 90s cost more than $40 to fill up if they're almost empty. $2.35 * 17 gallons = $39.95

Considering the most popular vehicle in the US is the F-150 and that has a tank even bigger...

Hmmmm...

nope

Buy candy to lure children with and get laid!

Gay sex.

Money can be used to buy goods and services

A shotgun

I have a 16' civic and I've never spent more then 20 for a full tank.

First put it in your mouth. then buy a steel reserve and some OJ.

You're a liar and a moron.
The only way you're possibly not lying is if you have never refilled your tank below a quarter reserve.

11 gallon tank, 1.4 gallons in the tank pump and pipes.
12.4 * $2.35 = $29.14

Lets say for a second that you only ever had to put 20 dollars at the most into it, and I'll even pretend you were only paying $2.10...
$20 / $2.10 = 9.52(rounded) gallons

Meaning you've always had at least 3 gallons of gas left in your rice burner before you filled up.

You afraid you're going to run out of gas, son?

Go to church. Put in offering plate

dont do this

Make a jew trap

Shut up, you're no fun.

bad idea. they are crafty. they will end up with the money

get 80 quarters and swallow them

Gay pizza

The $20 on the ground was a trap to begin with.

id gladly pay 80 quarters to see that