"Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living...

"Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days."

"dad, what was the price of a loaf of bread when you were a kid?"

I can feel it

WHO ATE ALL THE PECAN SANDIES!?

fuck off reddit

>has a hot wife that puts out whenever he wants
>has a hot daughter that fucked someone that looks exactly like you
>still wants to kill himself

this is the most reddit thing i've read all day

is having your future daughter fuck your doppelganger one of your fetishes user?

>hot daughter

Jeff please go

>implying Haley is Stan's biological daughter

>you can never, ever be annoyed by people
>ever
>you're not allowed to
>especially if the people are attractive

oh so now you wanna get philosophical on me.

but the point of that episode kinda was that she IS his real daughter, biological or not. (sucks for me but whatever, what can i say. im worse off for having been theirs thats for sure. just from a natural life experience stand point.)

...

>its me steve, what do moms boobs look like?

maybe baby

Uhhhhhmmmm no

In fact I'm always angry in the morning because I have to wake up early and I have to get ready for uni as fast as possible because now I'm late already because I hit the snooze button too many times because I was tired

Nice blog faggot

Just making sure you know not everyone likes waking up in the morning

Fuck that.

I think reddits more your speed

>Life dismissed

Friendly reminder that Haley is the daughter of some guy Francine fucked in a club the night before her wedding and Stan literally went back in time and invented mdma to ensure his cucking.

Also he's bald and was permavirgin tier before marrying the first partygirl slut who looked at him twice.

>Also he's bald and was permavirgin tier before marrying the first partygirl slut who looked at him twice.

so a cartoon character is already doing way better than you ever will.

Maybe that's why he's so relateable to Sup Forums

BTFO