I just creampied an 18 year old escort for 250 dollars. AMA

I just creampied an 18 year old escort for 250 dollars. AMA
>pic unrelated

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can you come back in a few weeks with the results of your std test?

sure

first off, did she look like the same in her advertisement picture?

was she on backpage? what part of the U.S. ? was it worth $250? was this your first time having sex, how was it? did you wear a condom? how long for $250?

>first off, did she look like the same in her advertisement picture
I met her on seekingarrangement
>was it worth $250?
yes since i dont have friends
>how was it? did you wear a condom
very tight very nice. Nigga do you know what a creampie is?

>creampied
>did you wear a condom
hurr durr derp herp

if you cum insider with a condom on it's still a fucking creampie

.... No it is not you idiot

"didn't answer first question"
>obviously didn't

back to tumblr faggot

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whew

So post pic related then

lmao go home

The whole point is to cum as it's like cream in a pie (the pussy)

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Was the ad required, or were the your expectations the same?

Fucking hell someone made that picture.

What?

why would you give a whore 250 dollars for something you can do by yourself?

Because i mumble and im ugly and im socially retarded

How'd you convince her to go bareback? Most escorts, especially the young good looking ones, aren't willing to do that.

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Well i met her on seekingarrangement so shes not full pro yet

What makes you so sure you won't get clap or something from fucking her?

Stds are blown out of proportion. Read up on statistics on stds

What was her pic on the site?

why would you brag about this but not post pictures of her, her creampie, or anything? stop making up stories

Girls who have fucked enough guys that they're willing to sell it to strangers have a statistically higher chance of contracting an STD.

Anyway, glad you had a good time, and that the price was worth it to you. I don't think you did anything wrong, but you should still probably get tested to make sure.

I mean the ad on the page that you found her on, was it required? Did you have the same expectations?

Nice try no doxxing
Thanks bro i figure im gonna kms so im trying to have fun tbqh

You're going to have to explain to us what you think the word "required" means, because you're not coming through clearly user.

Why would you spend 250 bucks to fuck a escort?

Thats a decent chunk of money m8

>I met her on seekingarrangement
how does that process work from signing up there, to meeting someone irl and fucking them

Im ugly bro i will never have a gf
U have to pay monthly to actually message girls. A lot of them are semi escorts. Ezpz

> 18 years old
>probably 15

sweet blog, pedo

250 for an escort is cheap? my girl is an escort and charges 1-2k a night

Did you have to pay for seeking arrangement membership?

Have you seen regular hookers off backpage etc? Curious to know how this compares. Better quality girl, better experience?

>$1,000
>a night
nigga what? that is like a fucking car

>my girl is an escort

So... you're a cuck.

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U jealous?
Overpaying
Yes 90 a month
Seekingarrangement is so much better than backpage

Club ad of the day

yeah she got into at near to her 17th birthday (now 18) went to uni near london and fucks rich fucks

by definition yes but certainly not a typical cuck

>Seekingarrangement
i thought that website was a meme, how could this shit possible be any better than backpage?

Did she seem like a pro or just a regular girl? Would you say seeking arrangement is worth the $? I've been with some hookers recently and they are horrible either fat or drug addicts.

Its not a meme. Give it a shot

Bro its so much fucking better. Definitely real girls

Im the bro who asked you why you pay so much

Follow up: whats your income? Im an electrician making 17/h

Also please just elaborate on the "im ugly bro" response I dont have a direct question but Im serious

Did you meet up someplace first and then make a date to fuck? Also where did you fuck? Your place, her place?

what is with this sugar daddies meme
why wouldnt you just fuck girls for free they do that all the time
the amount of effort it would take to make enough money to be a sugar daddy on that website can't be more than what it would take to invest in a girl for free
this website is for people who are already successful in which case how can they not find a woman to fuck for free

you got ripped off lol you can get a cream pie from walmart for about 3.50

kek

came to this thread just to laugh at this

Or, a buck and a quarter if you don't mind getting it from a nigger.

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This bait is retard as fuck