Dick rate thread?

Dick rate thread?
I’ll rate anyone who rates and posts

Also sharing fucked up true stories. I’ll post a few topics and if you want to hear about it let me know.

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1) Underage Incest
2)Underage gay experimentation
3)Underage with much older male
4)mmf’s with girlfriend (17-19)
These are real things I’ve been through so feel free to ask out of interest or if it might help

7/10

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my chubby dick

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green text story of 2,3,1,4 in that order

9
Nice, but too big
7
10
8 damn, would love to play with that

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7/10

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10/10
Are you a heavy cummer?

aw thats sweet, thanks. youre allowed to play with it :p

7/10

>Dick rate thread?
Hey, fuck off. GTFO of Sup Forums. I am sick of the endless faggot spam. Put your dick away, idiot. What the fuck are you thinking? Fuck some other board over. We need a /fag/ board for this faggot spam.

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Not gonna lie the pudge hurts it. 5.5/10

I wouldn't say heavy, but it's quite a bit

I actually don’t know how to green text

Don't need to know how to greentext, you just got dubs

Trim it up bro. 7/10. 8/10 manscaped

Can you post more? This is me from another angle.

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you post the >
everything after > turns green
>shift .

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7.5
6
7.5

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2) 4 and 5th grade. Used to walk home with a group of friends; 4 of us total.
We would cut through the alleys to be little assholes. ie breaking stuff smoking and then eventually just all kind of whacking it.
This evolved to me being the group pin cushion.
One friend we’ll call J was really hung.
At the ripe old age of 10-ish I was taking one up the ass while I’d suck another and play with the third.
Wasn’t fem acting, had girlfriends, but loved playing with cock.

This looks like the driest sex session I've ever seen.

Nice

7.5

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3) Was 16 working at restaurant around the corner from my house
One of the servers, let’s call him Buddy, lives just up the street from my house.

He’s about 6’4. Good shape maybe 50’s. White, clean cut, handsom and had this kind of low radio voice. Very charismatic guy.
Would get off of work and walk to his house with him and drink cocktails and bullshit. It was always fun.
One day we just wondered back to his bedroom. 16 years old with a guy my dad’s age.
Fooled around multiple times but that night was mutual oral.
BIGGEST DICK I’VE EVER SEEN
worked to try to fit some of it in me.
Worked some but not much. Really thick.
He sucked me off till I came while fingering my butt. Came super hard and woke up to being the little spoon. Walked home feeling super weird.

hello

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I’d love to play with it

I have 2 underage incest experiences. One is true incest. I was 15 and my female cousin was mid 30’s
Other is an Uncle figure. Dad’s best friend. I was 13
Which sounds better?

both, uncle then cousin.

Both please. And upload a couple more pics

Diamond hard here. Please more details. Also, how did your relationship with those friends evolve?

Jesus fuck, nice story there mane

Parents best friends (husband and wife) would come over every weekend and they’d all drink and swim and watch whatever sport was in season.
It was known that they were nudists and when I was especially young my parents would let me be naked as I pleased.
Grew up calling him uncle. One night, parents had gone to bed and so had uncles wife. We are hanging in the pool and I mention I want to skinny dip.
He was definitely hesitant but said go ahead and then pretty quickly got on board and stripped down as well.
Not especially long cock but good girth.
Started with touching each other a bit and then we went over to the side of the house.
He fucked me kind of hard for a while and then I sucked him off till he came.
Fooled around a few a lot and then it just kind of stopped.

how's mine friends?

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8/10 love how thick it is.

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We were always up to no good. One time I had brought some magazines. Nothing classy, like straight up gas station porno mags.
The first conversation about looking at each other started with all of us talking about how big J’s dick was.
Then little dares
Then physical stuff

I’ll have to take them. What do you want?

Something so crazy I don’t even expect you to believe it. I ran into him at Total Wine yesterday. I still live in same neighborhood and he must to although I know he doesn’t live in that house anymore. Still handsome as hell and I realized I’d absolutely do it again. We chatted for a minute

Another dick angle and spread ass if possible.

Did you all tasted each other cums? I mean, I get that they subdued you but I wonder how far they were willing to go. Did it change anyone's social status? Would any of you have admited in that time that you enjoyed it?

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Kek, he must be really old now so being handsome yet is even more impressive.

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>Did you all tasted each other cums? I mean, I get that they subdued you but I wonder how far they were willing to go. Did it change anyone's social status? Would any of you have admited in that time that you enjoyed it?


Taste* enjoyed fooling with other guys?*

I was 17 and my grandma had passed away. At the funeral I ran into my cousin. She is drop dead gorgeous.
No joke, I’ve tried to find her online but her name is really generic and she’s such a wild card I don’t even think she uses her real name on Facebook and stuff.
She’s blond, very petite, I’d say c breasts, blue eyes. Again just beautiful. All three of those sisters by that uncle are 10’s. One was in Entourage. Lol

Anyway, ran into her hadn’t seen her since I was like 12 and she just kept saying over and over how much I’d grown up and touching my shoulder or arm or whatever. After the funeral she was ‘trying to reconnect’ we chatted for months and she would just keep saying how handsome I was and how much I grew up.
Started flirting. Got her to admit she would hook up with me. Drive out to her place.
I still remember this image. I get to her apartment and text her. She’s 2nd floor and I’m at the base of the stairs when she comes out.
She’s wearing a sheer kimono type small robe and under wear. Baby blue.
I came inside and we talked for a bit.
Started making out. I remember she had really soft lips and kissed super soft.
She smelled amazing.
She undressed me but stopped at my boxers.
She got super weird and guilty and said that my parents would kill her if they found out and I was underage.
I said I’d never tell them and then lied about my age saying I was 18.
She got past it and proceeded to change my life sexually. That day I learned a lot about giving oral, kissing, massaging and some butt play. I came in her twice and probably came like 8ish times.
First time I saw a girl squirt

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I’m only in my mid 20’s so not too long. But yeah. Like an old school actor

>mfw this user will claim 9 inches

hahha please, its actually 10"

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We never really talked about it. I tasted all of their cum. Social status stuff didn’t change. It was like we would flip to this channel, do our stuff and then flip back. I was definitely the bitch thoug. But we didn’t think like that at the time. I just liked it. J and I would do stuff on our own a lot. They were all Mexican and I’m white so it must have been quite the scene.

let me cum

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More please?

best in here

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Hey, user. Thank you for the positive rating in other thread. You're 8.5
Can you post a pic with cum in your hand, please?

Man spread ass is a tough shot. Couldn’t get a could throbbing erection so here’s an older pic with my girlfriend holding it

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People still want to hear about my girlfriend mmfs? I have pictures of her to post along with so you know what she looks like.

Yes

8

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Oh I can imagine underage interracial gay gang bang... Do they now identify themselves as straight men?

Gawd it looks nice there!

I'd totally have you sit on my face

Definitely. I mean I haven’t seen them since we were kids but I would bet they still do. I miss those days. We would also do it in my parents backyard because there was a couple hours between end of school and then getting home. I clearly remember sitting at dinner with cum in my butt. It was kind of uncomfortable

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and how do you like my ass?

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r8?

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9/10 would suck and let it fuck me

My girlfriend uses a strap on sometimes. (I’m sure I could find it for a pic if anyone wanted). Beyond that I haven’t been fucked in a super long time.

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like pink head?

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Yes, I would very much thank for some pics

Yeah, and i love the proportions

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R8 me

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4/10 shit pubes

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Oh STFU that's one of the sexiest boipussies I've ever seen. I mean: it's pink, soft and hairless. I would absolutely lick that ass, I'd serve ice-cream on it only to be forced to eat it fast to prevent that precious ass for being burn by the cold. Got more pics?

Rate please

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Ethnicity?

Nice

love your comment.
too much filter on this on. sorry.

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Good penis

So I dated a girl for a few years starting my senior year. We were kind of perfect for each other that we were madly love, really good at communicating, and both a couple freaks.
The last one we figured out together.
We started with talking about it while we had sex.
Then we did some stuff on Omegle
Then, when my buddy would have his weekly house party we would start planning her outfits which would get hotter and sluttier until she showed up in a leather corset with almost see through top and no bra, high heeled boots, denim booty shorts and fishnet.
That night we secured a bedroom and fucked on and off for literally hours to the point where, when I went out for water, everyone was passed out. I grabbed my water and saw that a couple of my buddies were still in the backyard smoking a bowl.
Both are handsome guys
I popped back into the room and asked her if she was down to have one watch.
She was in.
She laid back on the bed and spread her legs and just started lightly touching herself.
Asked the guy I thought she’d prefer if he’d care to watch. He drunkenly agreed but was still visibly nervous.
We both walk in, she says hi all seductive which she was great at and she and I got going. He watched for maybe a few minutes and pussied our and left.
I thought that was the end of the night but right as he left my other buddy, no without a smoking partner had walked up to the door. Still don’t know if he’d been listening or just got there. The nervous friend straight up tapped out and walked off. Other friend we can call C liked what he saw. Came in and I went back to my business. He starts jacking off
She and I are going for a bit and she gives me the ‘should we invite him?’ look. I whisper for her to give him a good invite. She crawls over to the side of the bed where he’s standing, smiles and says ‘(name), would you like to fuck me?’
He looks at me for the nod which I give and we start

size?

We went for a long time on and off. She sucked him off for a while and I just watched. Then she started giving me head and let him start fucking her. He wasn’t big, maybe 6 inches but it was a good looking cock and smaller than mine so I suggest to her we see how he feels in her ass. We’d had some success but we always have to start super slow with me and I was hoping this would help our butt play down the road. We went for it and he came in her ass and that was about the end. He left and I fucked her in the ass using his cum as lube. We had like half a dozen mmfs after that. This is her. I’ve shared her before. Crazy times with that one. Loved really rough, incest talk, gay talk, ass to mouth, strap on, public, mmf, she squirted for the first time with me so we did that a lot. I even fucked her in front of her sister.

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Pretty nice and thick. 8/10
R8 pls

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Damn son, those are some nice nails.

I would lick it everyday, shave it all by myself everytime needed, I'd fill it with cum only to lick it dry afterwards. I'd buy all kind of Sex toys to keep it well fed and would do enemas to make more time to lick, kiss and plow it. Would you like to be that extremely spoiled and sometimes kind of abused husband?

Scottish, how come?

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R8?

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Yeah i would love that :) where from?