You walk with your gf on the street and this guy appears and slaps your gf ass. He says "nice ass, bitch". What you do?
You walk with your gf on the street and this guy appears and slaps your gf ass. He says "nice ass, bitch". What you do?
Fight Evil Twin
bangbang pajeet
run headfirst into the nearest concrete wall with my neck outstretched, the rest will work itself out
Punch him.
synthol? steroids? just crazy genetics? They would have sang songs and wrote stories about him 1000 years ago
Glock 43 to the head.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
i'de probably say allahu ackbar and hit the detonator
are there people that actually look like this?
Google Iranian Hulk.
call the cops and get my girlfriend to start videoing. It was sexual assault he can be charged for it.
pinch his arms with a needle
"enjoy being op bitch"
Satan is right,
But guns
man, i am so pathetically tiny in comparison. he could probably snap me in half with a headbutt alone
Lol, just wail on him from dead center. There's no way he could bring his arms close enough together to punch back or even to grab you. Just holy shit stay away from his (limited) radius of reach on either side.
Yeah of course, I'll give him a high five
what guns? My country has strict gun laws, where the fuck do i get a gun? where the fuck would he get a gun
he is imuune to this shit he is a sandnigger
crack him on the jaw and run away, no way he is going to be quick.
German even has gun rules...fuck up Nigga just buy one
Small dudes can hit hard too.
Gun lass
Wonder who the fuck he's talking to because I have no GF to be walking with
I carry a sidearm. If he would get aggressive I would shoot him down.
slowly start humming
>wolowolowolowolowolo
start staring him in the eyes
>wolowolowolowolowolo
SCREECH MY ANCIENT BATTLE CRY
>WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO
START SCREECHING AND WRITHING ON THE FLOOR AS MY SPAGHETTIS VIOLATE HIM
Punch him, then turn around 360 degrees and run.
I'd wonder what I'm doing in Iran.