So I've been getting a lot of good advice from this board lately. Now an important one - could I be homersexual...

So I've been getting a lot of good advice from this board lately. Now an important one - could I be homersexual? My boyfriend says it's only gay if you use a condom. This means I have taken the loads of 200+ men in my boipussy but I'm NOT gay. I also like to suck men off through "glory holes" at the local gay bar but my boyfriend says this also doesn't count. I still don't feel 100% straight though?

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excuse me

I would estimate myself at 98% straight and 2% trysexual. Mt boyfriend thinks I am over-analysing though

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I remember when trolls put in an effort.

So this is what happens ok
you prob have HIV with time it turns to AIDS at that point your dead but what will happen 1st is your doc will find out as you get sick you will be put on meds that will knock down the virus but not kill it over time your liver will fail from the drugs and you will die if you are very rich you can keep getting liver transplants but you need to be very wealthy in the US you cant get a liver transplant if your HIV Pos because they know that it will fail in time i hope this helps

I don't believe that! My boyfriend says that only drug addicts get aids!My boipuss gets regular enemas, especially when she's been getting a pounding from black guys!

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You lost me at homersexual.

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>You lost me at homersexual.
Just trying to get a little advice.I have been filling in job applications and I'm not sure which box to tick - heterosexual or homersexual. My boyfriend says he'd like to DICK MY box!

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Job applications don't ask that. Also, they would include an option for bisexual and perhaps even asexual if they did.

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Nice to meet someone who is also homersexual!
When did you notice that you are the first time?

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Well these ones do! One is for the role of male escort and the other is for striptease work! I hope I'm not being scammed. My boyfriend always says I'm too trusting. I just don't want the stigma of being labelled an homersexual autuist!

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gr8 b8 8/8 m8 don't h8 or enjoy your f8

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But my boyfriend states CATERGORICALLY that I'm NOT homersexual since I don't use condoms! Are you saying he's lying to me - how dare you!

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I'm not feeling the boylove in this thread.Advice sure isn't easy to come by these days!

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Post actual good looking pictures.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

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Yes it is. Unfortunately the beholder of that image is blind.

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Cute boy
But the jockstrap is ugly ^^

Agreed. The jockstrap isn't that flattering.

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You are bisexual.

I think they are very sexy photos - maybe a little to hetero though

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just like everyone else

But my boyfriend disagrees! He said I'm fully hetero. Im more confused than ever

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I didn’t read your whole post, but first; yes. Second; what is that toy he’s fucking and where do I buy one?

Toy? No that's part of his body - isn't yer nutsac like that? I just asked my boyfriend and he says there's NO WAY that I could be homersexual because I've never used condoms

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I want to know what is up with the whole younger guys calling older guys, even slightly older, daddy.

I do not want to be anyone's daddy and I find the implication of a father-son relationship to be a huge turn off.

yes tis true. So you DONT think I'm a homersexual, then?

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Your reply had nothing to do with my post.

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Well the advice isn't as good as usual, here. I guess I'll never know for sure if I'm partly homersexual

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It's just the whole possible-homersexuallity thing has got me all discombobulted. I'm very confused.I'm going to give my boyfriend anal pleasure later though.

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Post what you actually look like. Then we will tell you.

I'm a bit shy though. I'm 5 feet 1 and 300 pounds so Im a bit chubby

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>homersexual
Did no one else catch this? Really? Requesting faggot homer for faggot OP

Everyone caught it

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This picture makes me homersexual

This comment makes me homersexual

Don't listen to the haters. if you want to take loads that's not gay unless you want to be gay.

Well this is all well and good but it doesn't help my confusion?I don't want to be wrongly-stigmatised for being homersexual.My boyfriend says there is 'no chance' since I never use condoms

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Thanks, frendo.You inspire me! I've probably taken almost 300 loads in my boipussy in the last few months. It was pretty hot but didn't feel very "gay". My ass is a bit loose now, sometimes when I fart I do a small shit in my pants

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Dude your a big faggot, no question.

can we get a link to where to buy that thing he's fuckin?

How dare you! My boyfriend says there's literally 0% chance that I have ANY faggotry genes. He says even the homersuxuality is a wrong mis diagnoses!

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It's a part of his body, though? His ballsac is just really flexible

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Well I would suggest the concensus is I'm 100% straight.I feel a bit relieved to be honest.My boyfriend says he's pleased by the validation.Thanks, guys!

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That's what I'm wondering...

I'm pretty sure it's part of his body, though. His nutsac is really flexible

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I read your joke the first time...

God I wish that was me!

Fucking him would still be straighter than fucking a trap...

>So I've been getting a lot of good advice from this board lately.

I'm so sorry to hear that

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There's a lot of good advice to be had on here. b has resolved a lot of my problems. I'm shy and morbidly obese so I find this board helpful. I often worry that I'm a homersexual (closet case), too

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how do I acquire this specific apparatus this man is enjoying?

You gay as fuck fam . . .

Nigga that gif tho . . .

get bladder, fill with water, insert benis

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How dare you! My boyfriend swears there is NO CHANCE that I could be a gay. NONE.

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This guy puts Evel Knievel to shame

his nads are apectacula1r

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any more pics of transparent toys like this?

certainly not. do yer think Im a homersexyual?

looking at dicks in toys isn't gay if you imagine the toy being a woman

What if I imagine being the toy?

Then it's only gay if the toy is male.

No way, only being used as a female toy for me!