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Poorly describe video games.

Anons guess.

>It was all a dream.

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>Surfboards
>Skateboards

Super Mario bro 2

Links awakening

>i used to read word up magazine

>blast evil machines with a Superscope 6

Reposting my last one:

>Edgy soundtrack
>Great boob and clothing physics
>Always midnight
>Your boss is a blonde Jewish manlet
>Jewish occult cult is the bad guys
>The cabby was the most OP motherfucker in the world all along

>be in jail
>hostile takeover
>leave and bomb the fuckers

again
>you hold guns weird and run fast

Hotline Miami: Wrong Number?

>boring start
>yay cartoons
>everyone reunites

>be spy woman with katana
>have taser
>1960s
>first level is set in some Japanese village with hot female enemy ninjas everywhere

Nah

>red pacman

Super Mario Bros 2
Mr Gimmick
Link's Awakening

I mean come on there are too many choices

>Nazis
>Jews

T&C Surf Design.

wolfenstein

Nice!
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Nope.

Nobody?

>walk around a grid
>munch prime numbers, multiples, etc.
>avoid goblin dudes

>ascii world
>complex

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, my dude.

A game that Gold & Silver Pawn Shop never has in stock.

kingdom hearts?

Whatever it is i havent played it

>it's a challenge

Number muncher

The frogs that fight

whatever that gay shit we played in school was. number cruncher or whatever

Yep

>be magic kid
>throw trolls into holes
>get beans

Very nice.

Another one:
>four crowns to collect
>shit hitboxes
>great PvP

Surprised somebody got that. Kudos

Harry pothead 2 chamber of secrets

>NES
>SHIT! I fell in a hole and died.

Uh could be 100s

>be trucker in europe
>try not to be a muslim

Took me a while, lurking three threads at once and the capcha is being a whore.
No idea on this new one.

>Shaun

>King Dedede isn't even the final boss

Fallout 4

Eurotrucker 2

No...

Heavy rain?

Two more hints:
>Sniping dudes with greatswords
>Chugging magical orange juice

Another hint
>machines also fly (HK)

>Abraham Lincoln robot mech

Known as...?

Is the queen the final boss? If so, we are taliking about the same game

Battletoads fag

Nes
>me and my 3 bros save your daughter
>reward is 4 black orbs and you build a bridge
>daughter rewards us with medieval guitar.
>beat up eye patch crew and take his ship

Bingo

>kill
>get a job
>kill

Cmon, bro.. Don't make me say it

>puppets
>dismemberment
>”the Satan”

Final Fantasy

>take people to pizza hut

This fag did

Micro transactions in a single player game

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>Wakowakowakowakowakowako
>eew-wew-wew-wew-wat-wat

Yessir...Easy, right

>wake up
>go do shit
>figure out how to do shit
>get fucked along the way

Dead Space 3

Shadow of Faggotry

Ye, shouldn't have specified the Era before the greentext.

Ark

Throw Spears at zombies in your underwear to save your fiance from some demon

>need bloodcode

black panther

mah boi

keked but no

>reservoir dogs

>play as fresh Prince or jazzy Jeff with code

>Half-pipe
>Roller skating
>Hackey sack
>BMX
>Surfing
>Flying disc

California Games

>the remake was terrible
>the sequals remake was terrible too

>all your mates wear green shit

Here's another easy one
>be me
>be master of unlocking
>thx Barry

“The Satan” tells me at least its a badly translated import whatever it is.

Pac man

On an unrelated note, LaCroix can kiss my ass.
>Jack is a bro.

Nope. Think lord of the rings

winrar

>"They're sinking cities with a GIANT WORM!"

Agreed. That was the only game I always finished the tutorial just because of Jack

Gow2

> go balls deep into this hole
> find milf, kill milf
> spooky scary snowy dog
> who needs ps4 with switch like these

Ok I'll add
>kill
>boss fight
>get a job
>pay fee
>kill
>boss fight
Repeat 10X

GoW

"You fell in a hole and died" might as well be the Nintendo slogan.

Dwarf fortress or Rogue

winrar.

^

>be in plane
>take off
>fly around for a bit
>land
>oh :/

>Nazis
>Jews
>Squirrels
>Teddies

dwarf fortress gg

Minecraft 2.

Bad fur day?