Im a univeristy student who is actually going to die from hunger...

Im a univeristy student who is actually going to die from hunger, what are cheap food meals i can make at home that will last and keep me from dying , im tired of ramen and dollar sandwiches

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Join the military and get free food, free housing and biweekly paychecks

Shit son you can survive on beer and a block of cheese, go shopping for cheap meat and learn to cook basic cheap shit.

mac n cheese
boxes of donuts at dollar stores n sheet
leech off of parties if you can

Adderall and cigarettes.

Entering 3rd year mechanical engineering , no dropping out now

hard tack is possibly the cheapest you can get

if you have 3dollar/euro you can buy a packet of potatoes, and they will last you some time while being versatile to cook

Rice and lentils.

Really. That's the cheapest you can go while still relatively balanced.
Buy large quantities.

Then dumpsterdive behind small supermarkets for extra vegetables and stuff.

Rice and beans mate. Throw in some cheap spices and your set.

McD's. It'll fill you right up.

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beans
rice
potatoes
carrots
drink lots of water
snacking on peanuts or sunflower seeds

You have pot and hot plate or stove top? Amaranth, farro, green peas, and red lentils. Get it dried. 20 bucks worth will feed you for two weeks of real food. Protein, fiber, vitamins, and minerals.

>buy packs of ramens
>buy packs of dollar sandwiches
>boil pot of water
>put soup base into boiling pot of water
>throw in ramens
>throw in dollar sandwiches
>let it sit on medium for 5-10 minutes and stir from time to time
>now you just cooked yourself a dollar sandwich soup
>enjoy your nutritious meal

peas & carrots + cumin. omnomnomnom
also oats + raisins

get part time job at a food place and take home some food

Fuck a fat chick. She'll feed you after.

>go to dollar tree/99cent store
>wear shoddier clothing
>ask for spare dollar
>2$ pot of spaghetti, at least a couple days of food
You can just skip the begging if you have a few bucks

Find stores that have people shilling samples. Hit every fucking one of them. I lived that way for about 2 years.

For real?
Won't she try to eat my shit?

Trips don't lie.

Give me the source of that anime and I’ll tell you

Boku no Pico

life of boris has a 5 meals for cheap cooking video on youtube cheack it out it's great.

cheapest diet here. you still need a stove (or microwave) and freezer.

protein: beans (dried), eggs
carbs: rice (bulk)
fiber: beans (dried)
iron: beans (dried)
vit A + C: fresh tomatoes, frozen mixed veggies
vit B: eggs

don't buy premade sandwiches you dumbass that shit is overpriced, stupid americans

tips and tricks to acquire free/cheap food
Tip #1:
>search parking lots and trash can for McDonalds receipts (or other but McDonalds works best. They generally dgaf)
>find a receipt that has some kind of excluded item on a sandwich or salad (no tomato or no onion, etc)
>call mcdonalds and tell them you came through on your lunch break and ordered no onion but the sandwich had onion and youre very allergic so you couldnt eat it.
>tell them you have a short personal break and still have your receipt and ask them if you can come through and get another sandwich
>run through drive thru and acquire free sammage
Tip #2
>fill out receipt surveys
>most fast food joints give a receipt code for doing the online surveys that can be used to get free food or buy one get one free sandwiches
>(mcdonalds as an example again) go through drive thru and get large drink for $1
>Pull into parking lot and do survey real quick. Takes 2 minutes
>go through drive thru again and get buy one get one quarter pounder
>Burger King usually gives 2 to 3 receipts with every purchase. They practically give food away if you do their surveys. Wendys gives a free frosty or chicken sandwich.
Tip #3
>Go to a hotel in the mornings. Most hotels offer a complimentary breakfast buffet
>Try to go when they're busy. They can't keep track of who is a guest and who isnt
>Avoid resorts. They have a lot of staff that will keep an eye on you and ask you questions. Go to a smaller place like Comfort Inn/ Best Western/ etc. They generally only have one, MAYBE two employees in the mornings that have more important things to do than worry about somebody stealing waffles.
Tip #4
>Go to a mall right at closing time
>Go to a place that looks like they've already begun counting down the register
>Ask them if they have anything left over they havent thrown out yet that you can grab really quickly because you're a diabetic and your sugar just tanked

join the reserves or the guard you pussy. you can stay in school and only have to show up once a month for PT.

you know that would still involve leaving for a while for basic and tech school right?

You can go over a month without food pussy. Even more if your a fat ass. Get some electrolytes down your guzzard and you'll live. Propel is like 75 cents a bottle. 1 bottle a day with a bag of rice and you'll be ight. If you dont go over 30g of carbs and stay in ketosis you wont suffer mental efficiency and wont be hungry.

Refrence: In college atm, been doing this since before college.

>Inb4 Keto is fad diet and wont help OP

>Get a Costco gift card
>Live off free samples

Shits easy user

Tip #5
>order a pizza and send it to a neighbors place when you know they arent home.
>wait until the pizza guy shows up and cant deliver his pizza.
>tell him your neighbor has been gone all day and he must have been pranked or something
>offer to buy the pizza at a discount
>some pizza places also do the receipt survery thing
Tip #6
>buy your groceries at the dollar store
>most dollar stores have a frozen foods section and even beer now
>not especially top of the line food selection but everything is only a dollar or less and a lot of it is just as good as name brand shit
tip #7
>keep an eye out for counseling groups like AA.
>They generally have snacks and free coffee and you don't have to speak or say anything.
>Just tell them you had an alcoholic mother and you're just there to observe and listen for now and hear how alcoholism effected other people
tip #8
>go to church
>churches have potlucks and spaghetti and pancake dinners and shit all the time
>go to a catholic church if you like Mexican food
>old Mexican catholic church ladies LOOOOVE feeding everybody
>if youve never had Mexican cornbread you've been living wrong
Tip #9
>Volunteer at a senior home
>theyre always taking volunteers just to do shit like mop floors or visit the old fucks once a week
>eat dinner with the old fuckers
tip #10
>dumpster dive
>no further explanation is needed