>post age, sex, hobbies, fav album/artist, fav movie, sexuality, political views, and others will guess your appearance
I'll start us off
>18 >Male >Working out, socializing, a game here and there, playing guitar, exploring >Phantogram, Radiohead, Daryl Hall & John Oates, Foster The People, Tame Impala, Arcade Fire and Franz Ferdinand all tied >Drive >Completely straight, traps are gay >Don't know
>post age, sex, hobbies, fav album/artist, fav movie, sexuality, political views, and others will guess your appearance
age: 35 sex: Male hobbies: wanking. doing clonazepam, going out for drinks, shopping and driving cars. Fav album: I won't fucking say. Sexuality: Straight but I act gay most of the time. Hate the idea of fucking a bloke but love going out for dinner with men and flirt. Political views: Ex leftie, not turned ultra right because EU dying.
James Watson
What are you
Elijah Watson
A faggot.?
Elijah Thomas
Meh , might as well. I'm bored.
Age: 28 Sex: Male Hobbies: airsoft, video games, reading, driving, watching old movies. Favorite album: Don't listen to a lot of music. Sexuality: Straight.
Political views: Liberal on some issues, conservative in others.
Adrian Butler
You look like a dick, Typical american. Like, uhm, the singer of Fireflies? Maybe blonder and not as cutie pi. But still attractive.
Thin.? not the normal amerifat.
Evan Williams
15, male, guitar, don't know, fear and loathing in las veges, don't know, don't really care
dude, you are boring and uninteresting. nobody cares about your little narcissism exercise.
Brandon Long
I am narcissistic though I'm just doing this to see what kind of people browse Sup Forums Nice webm, I rate it
Logan Torres
>29 >Have a dick >Hiking, D&D, working out >Gershwin >I'm shit at watching movies, the last ones that got me excited were Lord of the Rings >Bi, but locked in with a gay fiancé >Pretty liberal leaning, but I work in nonprofit, so that checks out
You wear a cross necklace/bracelet White as fuck Parents made you play piano, now you do it because you gay mothafucka Don't know how to spell straight State school freshman? Masturbate daily and feel slightly ashamed about it
Tyler Lewis
Age 17 Male I like vidya, but that's because all my friends play. My life revolves around my friends. I like 70s/80s but I think my favorite artist would be John frusciante Straight Libertarian
Blake Nelson
Forgot my favorite movie, no country for old men
Brayden Adams
>18 >Male >Play bass in a band, DnD, Warhammer, painting >Something between The Smiths, Bauhaus, and Megadeth >Lord of the Rings >Straight >Left Leaning Centrist
Julian Peterson
Why not
Age: 20 Sex: Male Hobbies: Magic the Gathering, D&D, Vidya, Going to basketball games, Anime/VNs Artist: Boston, RADWIMPS, Styx Movie: Kimi no na Wa/Shin Godzilla Sexuality: Straight as an arrow Politics: Pretty darn conservative
Gabriel Hughes
>20 >male >reading, some pokemon gaming, and a shit ton of time is shit sites like this because yes, and sometimes i lift >hard one, i'll go with daft punk >Straight, but i identify myself as a lesbian 12 years old girls because some day it will be legal >Mid left, communism is fucking cancer and really stupid if you think it could really work and wild capitalism is a moder day slavery system with lower income population. A balanced goverment has the best of two worlds.
Jaxon Brooks
Basic ass underage dick-owner No confidence herd animal Rebels in the most banal possible ways
White 5'9-10" Baggy clothes Overpriced shoes? For damn sure owns some video game merch that he only bought because there was hye around a game and he wanted to be cool for friends Blue eyes Plans to get a tattoo, has some designs drawn up somewhere
Cameron Gutierrez
I reiterate.
Boring underage motherfucker. Looks like a boring underage motherfucker.
Anthony Wood
Please take a shower. I bet your hair repulses water and women alike.
You got the height right, everything else is wrong
Anthony Bell
>58 >male >reading, film, photography, cooking, hanging out with friends and family >Allegri/Miserere Mei Deus, Mozart/Requiem Mass in D Minor, Bowie/Berlin Trilogy, Popa Chubby/Electric Chubbyland Tour, Cowboy Junkies/Trinity Sessions... There are a whole bunch more, but that's what I am listening to now >Straight. I would suck a cock to see what the fuss is all about, but most guys and their cocks are too disgusting for words >None of the "-isms" work in the real world, and a lot of them don't even work on paper. I am mostly liberal/democratic. Use the bits and pieces that work.
Oliver Harris
Ew. Bass.
Still: Moderately attractive Overconfident Thinks that all their quirks make them charming, It's only about half true. Will eventually come out as bi White 5'11" Blue eyes Brown hair Wears earth tones Owns a replica ring of power Hands are often paint stained, because you don't wash them often enough Short fingernails Long hair No tattoos You have some superstitions about how to set up your dice
Anthony Reyes
12 Male Browsing the chan, basketball Merle haggard Battleship Small loan of a million dollars
Aiden Foster
I shower every day unfortunately. That's a good roast though, I'm stealing it.
Nolan Jackson
No it is not. You sound boring as fuck. Go to bed, child.
Elijah Morales
>Age: 18 >Sex: F >Hobbies: BF, studying random shit, drugs, and dogs. >Music: Salival-Tool >Movie: Almost Famous >Sexuality: Straight >Pol: Classical Liberal
15 Male Vidya/Programming/learning new languages /traveling/learning new things or skills/hanging out with girls/Ghetto dancing (im mixed btw black/white) Lil skies Scott Pilgrim vs the world Moderate but lean slightly more towards conservative side
Andrew Martin
fuck
Oliver Ortiz
>hanging out with girls >im mixed btw black/white >Scott Pilgrim vs the world >doesn't include sexual preference Definitely gay
Hunter Smith
Opinion on Love and Rockets tho
Landon Powell
>im mixed btw black/white
how does that make you gay?
Isaiah Ramirez
You sound super duper gay. Still best shot.
Lots of black in your wardrobe You don't actually enjoy lietening to classical, or if you do, it's not actually your favorite You do, though, studiously cultivate an air of poshness about you, so you've probably listened to some music You go to classical concerts, but only when you know other people will see you there You've aged...eh. Not horribly. Still some hair. You know at least 2 gay people that you consider friends. Episcopalian? But loosey-goosey with your theology. Comfortable financially. You wear a fitbit.
Sebastian Thomas
Lol no forgot that not gay
William Hernandez
>21 >Male >Listening to and playing music, hanging out with friends, and occasionally vidya >Album: Deloused in the Comatorium by TMV >Band: Queens of the Stone Age >Drive >Straight-ish >Left-libertarian/classical liberal
Luis Hill
Fuck was I right?
Jace James
>29 >femme >cooking and eating all the food I can d3 >You are Free >straight/ dating a young trap atm~ slowly turning the fag into a little man >Dreams A.K >vive la France
Evan Harris
God dag, woman, you sound boring girl. Listen to a faggot and get your priorities straight. Never, NEVER have your boyfriend as your first hobby. YOu are going to ruin your whole life that way, and not just because ou sound like a basic hoe.
State school 2 dogs, small breed Bright color wardrobe, lots of leggings with fun designs Slightly overweight Watches makeup tutorials
Hudson Morales
Yeah, you sound just like a young me. I am so, so sorry kid.
Austin Ramirez
You seem like a maneater, a weird one. I hear French girls are hairy Now post tits
Connor Baker
depends on your view of the "one drop rule" I guess
Benjamin Stewart
>22 >Male >Play any sports, repair and drive cars and bikes, shooting firearms, airsoft, etc. >Listen a lot of music >Back to the future >Straight >Right wing, not ultra >Argentina
Austin Ward
Does it ever get better?
Matthew Rivera
Your facial hair is not as attractive as you think it is Surprisingly, you shower regularly You are definitely straight Regardless of the truth of the matter, your own sense of cynicism is, in fact, derived from your own mistakes and failure to reach dreams, not because your views on reality
White Cheap haircut 5'8-10" Average weight, slightly defined musculature Intelligence well within 1 SD of 100, but you consider yourself world-wise You didn't vote You don't keep good care of your nails Smoking habit Order whiskey on the rocks, but drink it neat when nobody is watching/recovering alcoholic
Gavin Collins
oh they're great, they define one of my pandora playlists.
Luis Howard
>16 (sophomore) >dude >guitar playing, song writing, writing in general. I also work a lot as a member of tech crew for school plays. >florist, neutral milk hotel, mac demarco, the frights, nana grizol, tyler the creator, anda lot of others. (mostly indie shit) >hard pick, but it’s between breakfast club, forrest gump, and princess bride >as straight as a slightly curved line >I stay the fuck out of politics that shit is a nuisance
Evan Martin
Because if you mix black and white you get gay
Ayden Gomez
Let's see what you got to say for me (OP)
Jack Murphy
>You sound super duper gay. Still best shot. My wife would disagree with you about that >Lots of black in your wardrobe I wear black shoes all the time, but literally nothing else in my wardrobe is black >You don't actually enjoy lietening to classical, or if you do, it's not actually your favorite Not necessarily true. I really urge everyone to listen to Miserere Mei Deus because it is so beautiful >You do, though, studiously cultivate an air of poshness about you, so you've probably listened to some music Uh, no >You go to classical concerts, but only when you know other people will see you there I'm actually grateful that no one pays any attention to me. >You've aged...eh. Not horribly. Still some hair. True... I inherited some good genes >You know at least 2 gay people that you consider friends Yes. Doesn't everyone? >Episcopalian? But loosey-goosey with your theology. Something like Scottish Presbyterianism, but most organised religions are really missing the message >Comfortable financially. No >You wear a fitbit. Analog Seiko
Samuel James
I've met you before. Here's a tip; don't try with the facial hair until you can fully grow it.
Lincoln Mitchell
Trying WAY too hard to be different, most likely in an attempt to avoid bullying/get a girl. You probably spend most of your time fucking around on Sup Forums or youtube and just tell people you play the guitar to seem less like a fuckup.
Aaron Lewis
Eh. Sure, why not? Keep doing what you love, man. If you wanna play in a band, do it. Paint minifigs and post them up to reaper's gallery. Get into an anime fandom, or whatever it is you're into. You'll be right, mate. Just be happy in yourself, that's the important thing.
You off to school soon? Already in first year at uni?
Lincoln Price
C'mon man, if you're gonna try to shoulder into the upper class, at least have the decency to be rich.
Gavin White
Graduating in a few months, pretty worried about life in general. My girlfriend and I are going to pretty far colleges, I'm drifting away from a lot of my friends, I'm almost out of money entirely, and I can't seem to find the motivation to do anything regarding school anymore. I'm happy overall, just when I stop and look at the big picture I get worried.
Joseph Gutierrez
>Girls from the Pacific Northwest keep falling in love with me.
you can probably guess the rest
Grayson Ortiz
lmao do you mean literally or you’ve just me try type?
if literally, then give me a hint as to who you are please.
Mason Jones
awfully close I must say...with a few exceptions... Facial hair is a horseshoe style mustache, so take it for what that may be. yes I shower daily, not sure why surprising. yes straight yes cynical for failures. yes white yes cheap but clean haircut. yes 5'8 slightly overweight due to quitting smoking. probably a little more than the average intelligence, but not genius levels but yes world wise and common sense. did vote I try with the nails but have been a picker all my life, but I try. quit smoking a decade ago rarely drinks.
Jeebas fuck kid, grow some self respect, and shave off that facial hair.
White 5'7-9" Dark wardrobe Middle-long hair Dark eyes Bad fingernails Drawn on tattoos? Watches lets plays on youtube when you think nobody is watching Your songs don't necessarily suck, but, boyo, they are not good or polished You are super duper straight, don't pretend to be gay just to get attention online. Normal size penis Completely uninformed politically, but trust me, you will be liberal through all of your early twenties
Hunter Gomez
not trying to be differentt, just have taste in different things. i haven’t had any issues with bullying. i only spend time on Sup Forums at night when i can’t sleep, and you’ve is a shit show
>also my music is my life and my being and i will cut your fucking throat if you even consider that to be true again
this thread seems like more of a “how do you judge people I the meanest and most condescending ways possible to make yourself feel better” than what it was meant to be
Leo Nguyen
>22 >m >polymath, Army, iq 2 hi 4 u >Dont waste you time with music. Be productive and enjoy an audio book >I like documentaries >Straight because I'm not a faggot >Constitutional Conservative. Freedom or die.
Josiah Green
Chill it, coldsteel the edgehog didn't mean to strike a nerve.
Evan Johnson
I mean you're pretty similar to a kid I was kinda friends with in High School and is 20/21 now lol.
He had super strict jewish parents and and he kinda rebelled against them but not too much. Cool kid but we had different hobbies. If I saw him today I'd invite him to hang out.
Justin Edwards
lmao I don’t have facial hair
here we go
>white, yup >5’11, close >I prefer bright colors that accentualizw thimgs and make life happier >on the longer side hair >dark brown, yup >bad nail-biting habit, yea >no drawn on tattoos >only use youtube for music videos and such >they’re probably not perfect because i don’t have good recording equipment, but I feel like I put in enough time delicately crafting each one for them to genuinely mean something and be considered “polished.” >I’ve kissed a few guys, and I certainly didn’t do it for your attention >6-7 Inches, so yea, normal >very informed and very annoyed on both sides
Jack Cook
no edge, just passion :)
Dominic Richardson
White Brown hair IQ ~115, no higher than 130, knows this, is being hyperbolic in an attempt at humor Light eyes Large body type(?), army muscles will/have already faded into general largeness Bumper stickers Listens to audiobooks, but mostly of Tom Clancy grade novels Eyeglasses? Is not actually as passionate about most of the views here espoused as he seems
age: 18 sex: Male hobbies: play guitar once in a while don't really learning anything because I'm lazy Fav album: Rust in Piece by Megadeth Bands I like: Megadeth, Nirvana, Black Sabbath, Bathory, The offspring, Food fighters, Metallica Sexuality: Straight Political views: Libertarian, with touches of public education and healthcare only for those who are poor.
Eli Sanchez
you’re a chill dude and we’d probably get along
Kevin Martinez
>29 >Male >Judo, Wrestling, MMA, History, Occasionally braving the wilderness for hunting and hiking, surfing youtube occasionally, traveling >Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Court of the Crimson King, Megadeth, Pantera, Iron Maiden, DIO, Deep Purple, AC DC, etc >Donnie Darko, Westerns(Clint Eastwood is the shit), Samurai movies, 12 monkeys, Blade Runner, Star Wars(original trilogy only) >Straight >Dunno, but I tend to favor Republican candidates when I vote.
Camden Wright
Boy how are you gonna be so based with the Rust in Piece/Bathory and then have Offspring and Metallica in there?
Lucas White
I need my Sup Forums dad to tell me things will be ok
Gabriel Rogers
You're young yet. Lots of time to fuck things up and still come out ahead. That's what that time of life is for, I think. In modern society anyways. Yeah, it's pretty easy to lose touch with your friends. I don't know if it's any help to hear this, but in less than 10 years someone will say, "Hey, do you remember [your close friend]" and you will have to pause to remember their face and what they meant to you. Then they will say "They died in a car wreck this week." And you will have about five seconds of real emotional distress before saying, "Oh, what a shame. Please pass on my condolences to their family." Relationships are more fluid than you think, and it's easier to transition to new ones than you expect, as long as you don't shy away from them. And hell, set yourself up in a college tabletop club and you're 3/4 way there. Best wishes, friend!
Bored so, Age : 18 Sex : male Hobbies : I like to listen to music a lot, I like to play video games, I like to drink, um idk what else to add Fav album : im not sure, but my favorite that came out it 2017 is A Crow Looked At Me by Mount Eerie Fav artist : not sure, rn all i can think to put on here is Kanye West Fav movie : i dont watch a lot of movies tbh i need to watch way more, but i guess No Country For Old Men Sexuality : straight Politics : um i think im in the center slightly to the left,for example : i agree with both sides on different topics, like i believe abortions and weed should be legal but at the same time all this infinite amount of genders is retarded and people who say you cant be racists to whites are fucking morons and Islam isnt a religion of peace, a peaceful Muslim country doesn't exist
Camden Reed
>18 >Male >Singing, reading manga and watching anime (pretty much less than before), playing soccer and wasting time on the internet. >Basically opera, but I'm not as extended in the genre as I would like. >I don't watch movies often so I don't have any. >I won't say I'm completely straight, but I don't find man attractive. >I dunno.
Justin Robinson
Caucasian- Brown hair blue eyes Over 6 foot, lean complexion
Joshua Taylor
Just realized i said way too much in politics sorry Sup Forumsros
Xavier Nelson
don't know/nvr cared to learn how to green txt 27 have no interest in anything Vidya maybe we'll music is pretty important best album would be self titled blink 182 oddly enough I'm good at my job and I make pretty sweet skrill so just been maximizing my time and effort into that Bernie bro but I know he isn't perfect straight and chasing my ex because she familiar, but recently met a girl the makes me brain and mouth not work. i haven't even liked checked her out hard yet because I can't pass that dope ass smile. wish me luck fags.
Brandon Watson
What did you attack the laziest parts of librivox and grab whatever fell out of the classical section?
Jace Turner
I think it's strange that an interaction I had with a stranger on a meme frog board has made me feel way better thank talking to people in my life has. Thank you, seriously.