What's inside of this thing?
What's inside of this thing?
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A world the likes you would not believe.
Pure pony pleasure
Gooey goodness..
Also Animal Pussy thread now..
No autisim pls
thats the softest thing I've ever seen
more pls. I love dolphin pussy
Moar horse pussy
Friendship and magic
whatever it is you fucked up the aspect ratio
Pure bliss.
Yes shes loose, but she's got vaginal muscle control that would put any woman to shame. She'll squeeze your pencil dick like she's trying to make diamonds. Speaking of which she's got a higher body temp than you so she's gunna feel like warm maple syrup all over your dick. No risk of pregnancy here either so no condoms, ride her bareback, then ride her bareback!
If you get the opportunity to do a horse! Giddy-up!
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If she's a dead horse, then a homunculus would he restating inside. I was called a homunculus once, so I could be inside a mare's pussy
honey and salvation, I'm the religious Whinny the Poo
why isn't it kicking?
the love human cock, almost hexts
Winking horse pussy is the hottest thing in the world.
heaven
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A good time
A vagina that's not designed for your human sized dick. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Never touch the walls.
So you admit vaginas were "designed"
Yes, by evolution.
protip: the human vagina is designed for a huge as fuck baby head not your little dick
Used to be my dick a lot when I was a professional cowboy. My wranglers still smell like horse pussy.
Imagine being this wrong
Spoken like a virgin. It's called elasticity.
The best sex toy known to man
Says someone who doesn't know shit.
women are known to be notoriously loose compared to dogs/horses, there's so little room to spare for muscle compared to other animals
MOAR
Horse guts bruh.
>what’s inside of this thing?
Nerve gas
This is what was found inside
Just the right height, no bucket required.
the only logical answer, when has nerve gas not been the right answer? never, it's always correct.
an open hand isn't very tight either, but you clench a fist on your dick and it feels good
Dolphin vaginas provide a series of muscular contractions to the penis to give even more pleasure. They are superior to human vags.
>faggotry
MOAR
My dick
Omg. The things you see on B at night.
>The things you see on B at night.
what's B?
so real talk for those that fuck horses, aren't you worried about them flipping the fuck out and kicking your fucking head/junk off into outer space or something? Because that would be my number one concern.
Also, farm animals smell like ass, how do you keep a boner while literally staring at shit coming out of its asshole?
You have to go back
My favorite Skyrim mod is what that is.
i know right. the chan is best
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My jizz... thank god i can't get horses, sheep, cows, or goats pregnant, or i'd be in trouble
Quit being gross. Don’t fuck animals.
When Bronies go too far.
hey dont judge, animals want sex as bad as humans do
You have to court the mare first, silly. Horses are very trusting animals. If you feed, groom and care for her, she won't kick you.
Oh please, it doesnt hurt them, they want it. They love to nuzzle up and sniff my crotch all the time, they flag their tails and keep presenting themselves to me...
shit
Me too.
Nah. It's not hard to understand horse body language, and as long as you don't surprise them (which you shouldn't be doing with sexy times anyway) you are fine. If you're a dick, and you ignore them telling you to fuck off, and you continue to be a dick, they will kick your ass.
A mare who likes you and knows you want to mate her will spread her legs like a hussy and shove her ass in your face until you fuck her. Mares don't kick during courting unless they're being "coy" or don't want it. Either way, it's a no go.
That photo has been on the net for years dude.
You should get some sleep, probie.
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Has anyone here actually fucked a horse? Asking for a psychology thesis.
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u r missing out if u havent
>Asking for a psychology thesis.
Doubtful, but yes.
Pic wasnt related.
You hobble them so they can't kick. If they're trained to it then you have no problems
pls stop. I don't need anymore fetishes, thank you.
Then tell the female dogs to stop burying their muzzles into my crotch. Seriously. The only meat down there is my dick, and I bathe like a normie with good soap.
Humans are animals too, so why we can't fuck other animals is not right.
I think you have had enough internet for today user. go play outside for a while; I know the graphics are shit but it is good for you.
>Go outside user says
>It will be good for user, user says
Goddamn they're so big. I want to tonguebathe those buttholes.
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Here's someone trying to find out
i bet that retarded girl cant even write isabella
I want to fuck a horse but no horses are around my area, what do
It's like a god damn sarlacc pit