I have the voice of a God

I have the voice of a God.

Request shit to say.

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“I have the voice of a god”

"I am a faggot"

Deliver for serious replies.

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hahaha i can do better but I thought it was funny

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booker dewitt is my jam

Its from an 80s anime, in german

"In einer fernen Zeit, in einem fernen Raum,
der Planet Neu-Texas,ein Freiheitstraum,
das Land freier Menschen,so könnte es sein,
doch mischte sich immer auch Böses mit ein, (Bravestarr x2)
Ein Mann des Gesetzes kam irgendwo her,er hatte die Kraft wie ein Wolf und ein Bär, Beschützer der Schwachen, er trotzt
jeder Gefahr,der Hüter des Rechts: Marshall Brave-starr "

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The voice of a god? That's an extreme overstatement

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Tendies greentext. Bonus good boy points for something far more grotesque than pic related.

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may i request "SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL FUCKING WEED"

fuck i tried man. I don't speak a lick of german
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i mean. Some God's don't sound cool. Idk.

thank you

VOVIN ZONAC OL ANANAEL
BI-EN BOLP NIIS
DRILPA LUCIFTIAN OL PIRIPSOL
BI-EN BOLP NIIS
HE EOPHAN MATORB FAREN TATAN SIAION IO-AD
BI-EN BOLP NIIS
LIMLAL MA-OF-FAS
ZIR VONSARG DE ADNA ABRAMIG
CA ALDON AMIRAN

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TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES

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You have the voice of a 20 year old man....

"War, war never changes"

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that one was fun haha

fuckers. post some genuine Enochian, and the idiot goes for the "tendies" greentext instead.

THIS is what's wrong with Sup Forums. you're all uncultured ameritards.

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I'm not doing anymore foreign language

that's crazy. Cuz I am 20

nice dubs
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bump
also, OP. shout "SHAZAM"

got u
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i can go louder if u want but my neighbors will be pissssedd ha. I'll do it tho. fuck it

I'm sorry. I don't know how to say those words. If it were in english, I'd read the most terrible graphic whatever things u want me to

op sing the star spangled banner

JUST
FUCKING
SAY
THEM
NIGGER

it's not that hard. Dr John Dee said that shit in the FIFTEENTH CENTURY. are you dumber than a fifteenth century astrologer?

"And then there was Twisk, who usually appeared as an orange-haired maiden wearing a gown of gray gauze. One day while wading in the shallows of Tilhilvelly Pond, she was surprised by the troll Mangeon. He seized her about the waist, carried her to the bank, ripped away the gray gauze gown and prepared to make an erotic junction. At the sight of his priapic instrument, which was grotesquely large and covered with warts, Twisk became frantic with fear. By dint of jerks, twists and contortions she foiled the best efforts of the sweating Mangeon. But her strength waned and Mangeon's weight began to grow oppressive. She tried to protect herself with magic, but in her excitement she could remember only a spell used to relieve dropsy in farm animals, which, lacking better, she uttered, and it proved efficacious. Mangeon's massive organ shriveled to the size of a small acorn and became lost in the folds of his great gray belly.

Mangeon uttered a scream of dismay, but Twisk showed no remorse. Mangeon cried out in fury: "Vixen, you have done me a double mischief, and you shall do appropriate penance."

He took her to a road which skirted the forest. At a crossroads he fashioned a kind of pillory and affixed her to this construction. Over her head he posted a sign: DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH ME and stood back. "Here you stay until three passersby, be they dolts, lickpennies or great earls, have their way with you, and that is the spell I invoke upon you, so that in the future you may choose to be more accommodating to those who accost you beside Tilhilvelly Pond."

Guess who's in this pic, user. That's right it's you!

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Awesome. Can I get "You know, if you die first, I am definitely going to eat you. The question is, if I die first, what are you gonna do? Bon appetit."
>From Ravenous

if you don't say them then the invocation fails and -

never mind, just bloody say it

Ah a fellow Jack Vance fan
I see you are a man of culture

bump'd

No CEILINGS, but all real feelings
Oh oh OK, I got this CHROME on this Bugatti
I'm STRAWNG in this Bugatti
2 v8's
aint no such thing as driving CARM in this Bugatti
Bitch I'm bad... my smegma's always frothy

I'm worse
I'll pass the purp'
Don't fuck with me 'cause right now I'm higher than
ALADDIN ON DEH PLANE, DID 9/11 WAS INSANE
I swear I be the sickest nigga, you can ask the nurse
And if you throw it in the bag, I bet I'll snatch her purse
OK I spazz, I curse. but inside the pain is real, indeed i hurt
You last, I'm first
I'm on your ass like dirt
Linda you were better to me then I ever deserved,
But bitch niggeh behind that cash, get murk'd

I'm talkin' big shit nigga, splatoon coon on the fuck switch, nigga
What's the matter? check your bladder I'm the SHIT piss nigga

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haha fuckkin hated doing that one. no more asking me to sing ahaha
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guess I'm dumber than him idk man. my b

I'll do that one in a sec. its a long one

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alright i messed up a couple times but that was fun. thanks user

"Unban me, knave!(or someshit like that, you get the point)" That could be something to be used by generations to come, if you so it clear enough ive got a new ringtone

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hahahaha

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ha that'd be sick. if you do lmk. I'd wanna hear it.
tbh idk what a knave is

My god, now i have to get my second phone out

lol, shit, ty man. holy shit that made my night. busted a nut laughing. 10/10 gj

"this is the most autistic shit I've ever seen"

Please say in your most godly voice "I can feel myself growing stronger every day!"

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so close

lol. put some music to it.

lmao thanks user. im happy it made u laugh.

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sound like fuckin duke nukem in that one lol

haha
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Say poo poo pee pee and doo doo feces

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Thank you!

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I wish there were more verses to that poem

I'm laughing too hard. Thank you

Youre now my ringtone, but i cant post it

From which end does it eminate?

"What if Kolin talked like this?"

"Yes, you go do that. Now if you don't mind I have an Andy Sixx chocolate log to suck down my throa-Uhmf muh froath clog! S-sombuddy helth me!"

*Kolin pronounced like Coleen

Can you say, "There is a George Bonanza here to see you."

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say "shut the fuck up, bitch" angrily.

Say
>"wubba lubba dub dub morty im pickle rick"
I'm sorry

what an autist

say "Hi I'm Chad. I'm here to fuck your girlfriend."

:')
a billion people are going to ask you what a knave is lol

lol gross
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say whas up to kolin
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super gross lol
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i feel like it'd sound cooler if I tried to do like a jesse pinkman version lol

never seen the show so idk
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i think its impossible to say that without sounding like a prick haha

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You sound like one of those guys who read green text on youtube.

That was awesome! Thank you!

Thanks man

i didn't know that was a thing lol. But that kinda sounds dope.

say "oi, mate, I'll bash your fookin 'ead in, I swear on me mum" in cockney accent

haha fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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thanks man

"What is the deal with airline food?"

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The more bombastic, the better.

Am I the only one who poops naked and stands to wipe?

"I have the voice of a God... and i'm a faggot".

LOL....

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Heh

Aaaaand saved.

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can you please say
"Ness you are a good girl and I'm proud of you"

or just call me a peice of shit w/e

"My name is David Hogg and while I'm 26 years old and I've worked for CNN for the past 2 years I'm still only a senior in high school and I refuse to graduate until all the goyim guns are banned. I'm not a "crisis actor" but you know that I deserve an Oscar for this performance!

did both lol but seperately. I felt like a proud father saying the Ness one haha
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who tf is david hogg
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Thankyou!!!!!!!!!!
you have a beautiful voice btw

For sure! and thank you I appreciate that a bunch.

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That is also me

My vocal range is wild. My actual speaking voice is low like a limbo contest tho. I can just go much higher than people think

oh nice singing too

thank you bro. I enjoy it.
it'd be so much easier to do voice acting or some shit but idk. idk how to even get involved with that kind of thing.

neither do I
I think theres some kind of board on here to get advie on how to get work and business and stuff like that
might be able to help

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Well if I find it I'll be sure to post some stuff on there.
Thanks user

Can you say '' Basically, I'm a fucking moron and shouldnt even be here. ... What the fuck. ''

...

Rozelli is the queen of Sup Forums, say it or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

got u b
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damn. got me
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Thanks bro!

Heil Hitler

lol im not sayin that one