Lone Star Series game 6

Lone Star Series game 6
Houston leads 4-1
McCullers vs Cashier
Get y'all's own lineups and don't respond to falseflaggers

RanGODS coming for that Pooston ass.

>rags

Rice Owls B/a/seball!

SMU Mustgangs football.

Brazilian speak spanish mangs

those "play ball" patches are hideous and dumb tbH

I've never been to Houston but did they tear down the Astrodome? It seemed so cool.

Nah, they're turning it into like this huge greenhouse-garden thing last I heard

That's cool, just settle the nerves McCullers. Get it all out this inning and sail the next 5

Well that sucks

that concussion ruined McCann defensively

He's playing more since returning form the DL

Maybe that's a reason, but I have know idea why he'd be playing more

Could be worse tbqh. I've been trying to work on not panicking and freaking out too soon. It's only the first inning anyways.

Houston doesn't even have barbecue. How can you be in Texas without BARBECUE?

LMJ did a good job settling down. I think a year or two ago he would've imploded after giving up a run and throwing 2 wild pitches before recording an out. But he's matured a lot now, and he's much shaper mentally than he's ever been. He's always had great stuff, it was just a matter of maturing and being more level-headed. He's starting to find just the right blend of passion and calmness.

I'm here to represent the rags instead of a gay trip

See? Look at that it's tied.

CARLOS BELTS ONE

What's the difference.

tfw you get McCullers and McKeuchel in your life every week, watching them grow and not even in their absolute prime (well idk if Keuchel is there yet or not)

I'm just a regular faggot instead of a colossal faggot

I don't think you're a faggot.

My neighbor does barbqueue, pull off the bone ribs were fucking fantastic as all heck

Keuchel is a guy that can last a loonnng time and still be good. He's just so crafty and smart. Idk if he's peaked yet, but he's got the potential to be consistently good without regressing (as long as he stays healthy).
I fully believe LMJ can be Oswalt-tier in a couple years. He's so much fun to watch, good gracious.
Also
>Martes soon

>when the soft contact is too soft

McCullers should nail him

Surely somebody else is gonna overpay for Keuchel in FA right?

I'm assuming they will, >we need to pay up for him though.

>crapoli
ahaha

Keuchel likes it here though. Also Crane/Luhnow are gonna be more willing to spend in the next couple years.

I say this as a rags fan, being only a year and a half out from FA it would take more than it's worth to lock him down long term right? He knows he's gonna get paid like a top-tier ace so what motivation does he have to sign an extension at this point

S P R I N G L E
S I N G L E

I don;t think he would sign an extension soon.

They should pay up to keep him when the time comes. Maybe he'll take a 4 year 100mil contract if offered at the end of this year.

Based Manlet

That single woulda gone out if the roof were closed

2 years ago correa would have stuck out trying to kill the ball.

Very nice

Beltran with 2 productive at-bats in a row

VERY very nice

>rags

>be me, 21 year old kissless virgin
>no friends but i overachieved in high school and have rich parents so i go to Rice
>haven't seen an attractive woman in three years
>addicted to several different uppers just to pass classes
>on way back from class get beat up by group of Chads at Houston
>in my dorm, look at my uniform and remember our band is a meme
>Rice is currently 3-9
>go on tinder, match with one of the 0/10 disgusting asian women that roam our campus
>fuck it why not
>set up date
>it actually goes well, she's 50 lbs heavier than in her pics but idgaf
>back at my place
>things are getting hot
>her hand is in my thigh
>oh fugg its actually happening
>she fans in for a kiss
>this is just like one of my japanese animes
>I lean in too
>notice the clock behind her
>it's 11:58
>oh fuck, it's almost midnight, I almost went a whole day without posting my degenerate japanese cartoon girlfriend on /cfb/
>push girl off of me and run to laptop
>get on Sup Forums
>fuck where's /cfb/
>11:59
>sweat is pouring down my brow
>find it, type "Rice" in the reply field
>go to attach pic
>too many options, fuck
>time is running out
>find the gem, my favorite thursday pic (I categorize all of my images by the day that I masturbate to them on)
>hit the captcha
>oh fuck, it's street numbers
>the numbers just keep coming
>my heart is beating out of its chest
>finally get it, and hit post
>look at time
>still 11:59
>relief rolls over
>wipe my brow and go back to couch
>3d waifu is gone
>look out the window and see her with Houston Chad from earlier walking away
>mfw Rice is still 3-9

Goddamn the level of projection in this post is fucking astounding. Holy fucking shit you need serious help.

God damnit Bregman, be a veteran already

post yfw every game this series ends with a score of >7-1

To be fair, Rangers got a tough break facing Lance and Dallas

>check in on the game
>Old man Beltran already has a home run and a RBI
rags

He has THREE (3) RBIs!

Brazilman would never watch our games again

>Aoki finally not useless

Why does it feel like Altuve already has 6 ABs tonight

Because he does, Joshua Dobbs.

>TFW we have successfully silenced rags shitposting AND gave McCullers breathing room
might get a new Altuve shirt just for this desu

I wouldn't say Aoki is useless. He's just had bad at-bats here recently, which can happen.

Aoki and Beltran got sat for a week and now they're back.

Seems to be Hitch's solution to old guys in a "slump"

Damn son

marWIN GOATzalez strikes again

BELTran going 3 for 3

Not really im jinxing him

HAHAHA 3 FOR 3

>crapoli literally spasming out of the game
kek

Beltran should steal a base while he's hot

McCann did it last night

WITH AN INJURED FOOT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>that hug
kek

>Hugging in Gayball

>fraternizing with the enemy
dishonorable

There's nothing wrong with slapping another man's ass

It was kawaii because their names are similar

I bet they call each other cuz

>that error
JUST

Can someone put the astros rainbow on Just like in

Good catch

Its a Springer Catcher

That's dumb as hell, I'm totally saying that again

Good idea

Fuck the >rags

Fuck. Somebody shut it down

Dallas is a great city and Houston is a poopy one.

Correa owes McCullers an apology
Also getting tired of these broadcasters tbqhwyf

Well that is just rude and false.

Well you're rude and false, fartface.

McCullers has high RISP because our defense is good.

Correa's field error is evidence of how McCullers can easily crumble if the fielders aren't absolutely on point.

thank god there's finally two outs. Please end this inning soon.

well...... well you have a fartface too

I-I-I w-wa-was just joking you don't have a fartface.

Y-you really mean that?

wew devo

Yeah.

I didn't really think you do either....

I was just.... so... hurt....

>rags

Redeem yourself Correa

That was totally a swing lel

>This NFL music

please stop

>Gregerson
welp.

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

At least Beltre didn't get a hit.

Who's got the picture?

ELLLLL

GIGANTEEEEEEEE

JUST

GG Rags

>rags

>Odor