I usually pick up women from the homeless shelter. They are suckers for a pack of smokes and a bottle...

I usually pick up women from the homeless shelter. They are suckers for a pack of smokes and a bottle. The only problem is usually their kid/s make noise in the back seat while I am boning her. Anyone here relate?

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I'll take things that never happened for 600

o ye of little faith.

More stories. I like the sound of this.

You jelly virgin?

who wants a piece of this action?

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where the fuck is the tourniquet

something similar but i was in corpus christi driving back from a bbq place on leopard st.
saw a brunette teen girl in a hospital gown walking on the side. she had dirty white underwear. had medical bracelet and was just generally in a haze.
slowed down and asked her if she needed the police.
she was very slim, sunken eyes. had several bandages on her arms (probably iv, or cleaned up her heroine/drug injections).

I live in a nice house with a big yard. I will often spray the ho down with a garden hose at the least. That way I don't have to use a condom for the oral/anal/vaginal sex.

well, what happened after that? did you two get married?

>rawdogging homeless junkie women.
Enjoy the HIVHepCSyphilisClap user.

yeah. some dudes just want what other's have, even if it doesn't look so great.

Aids can be treated with organic medicines. like St. John's wart. FYI.

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Citation sorely needed.

she put her hands pretty much inside my car and asked if she could get a ride.
i said sure, if it's up ahead.
she got in. had those hospital throwaway flip flops.
luckily i had some clothes in the backseat (i would go to the gym after work - i was in corpus working at a refinery).
i asked her if she was cold. she was intensely looking at her hands. i thought she was going to pull out a needle or knife from her skin.
she nodded a little. so i gave her my black shorts and a white tshirt.
she pretty much tore off that hospital gown and also took off her panties (thank god) and simply threw them out the window.
at this point i looked everywhere thinking that it was a sign for the cops to dive in and beat the living shit out of me.
but no. she put on the shorts and the shirt.
her nipples weren't light pink, but a very dark shade of brown. they looked like they could have been B cups but someone(s) sucked the life out of them.

hot. goddamed pretty girl there! she could use a good hosing off, however.

you are doing God's work, son.

>be gentle user, it's my first time.

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Enjoy your aids

citations are for the liberal ivy tower academics. what ever happened to just believing in your fellow man over the internet? this world has really gone to piss, I tell you what.

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Nah man, not believing people on Sup Forums has saved me a lot of grief and gained me a lot of keks when someone actually does believe.

>her nipples weren't light pink, but a very dark shade of brown

probably preggo

did you fill her up with heroin and cock?

I did this once when I was working away in Newcastle, went to the shop for some fags and some slag asked me for a fiver so she'd have enough for a hostel, I told her she could stay at my hotel if she let me fuck her

...and then you woke in the morning to find yourself in a bathful of ice water with a note saying they had taken your kidenys?

obviously. but I soon got bored and had to start using a baseball bat.

don't you guys touch my Girlfriend!

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But you have missed out on the shining cristals and the optimised pc performance!

And you will also never get a nicely couloured spoon!
Maybe you should reconsider.

how does one "optimism" PC performance? I would be interested in that link as it seems like no-one is offering such a wonderful thing anymore.

maybe
she probably was
i wanted too. she looked under 17.

i asked her if she didn't mind me stopping by to get something to eat. she looked up with really sad eyes. and just kinda nodded no.
so i turned back around and went to the whataburger (also on lepoard st.)
i placed an order for the chicken strips and a water. i then looked at her and asked if she wanted something.
she was just looking down and just nodded yes.
wasn't sure what that meant, but i got a regular burger, fries and large sweet tea.

i got the order and proceeded to get back on lepoard st going back to where i was going (hotel).
i gave her the water and bag of food. also placing the tea in the cup holder.
she slowly drank that water and didn't touch the bag of food.
i asked where if her house was up ahead.

to the left there are some run down motels and that's where she pointed at. i pulled in and asked if this was okay.
again with the slow nod.

i didn't know where to stop, so i just stopped near the front lobby. she slowly turned towards me and started to lift up her shirt.

i was thinking. fuck. any moment the cops will come or her pimp is going to break through my window and drag my ass out and start shiving me.
i told her it was okay (i made sure i got another look at those floppy-possibly underage-tits). i smiled at her and gave her the bag of the food and the other drink (she had finished the water).

i saw her walk towards a room and knock once. i slowly started pulling away and someone had let her in.

"floppy tits." nice touch.

if i was gonna arrested or knifed by her pimp i wanted to make sure i got to see something.

also when she took off the hospital gown and dirty underwear (stained) i noticed she was shaved but had red bumps and what looked like small cuts. it also looked like she or someone had put some sort of cream (probably at the hospital)
her belly was slim, but had some wrinkles from her belly button downward.

I also have mad math skills. Shit, did I say that aloud?

Post a pic of what her tits look like

similar
imagine taking a syringe and maybe taking out another ounce or so out of them tits.

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Not that floppy. Looks quite good. Any more?

I can not stand that fucking lying whore

It's already such an old trick, most modern PC freaks forgot about it.
I don't understand it well, but it seems microsoft buit in an unoptimized folder called system32, and that somehow creates a bottleneck for performance. The easy fix for it? Deletion.

Don't ask me how it works exactly though. I am sure some PC freaks can explain it better than me.

nah. i wish i could have taken out my phone and snapped a few. i'm pretty sure she wouldn't have noticed.
even when she got out i thought about it.
but again, my gut kept on telling me to get the fuck outta there.
if i would of taken pics, knowing my luck cops would have dragged me out and beat the shit out of me.
or pimp.
or maybe the motel manager.

fuck corpus christi.

side note if there's an user near there.
go to the stripes on 600 lantana st. (off leopard)
there is a hispanic cutie with a huge ass. fucking pawg.

so I should delete system32? okay. I'll be quick to get on that. also, I was wondering if I could put my linux machine in the dishwasher. someone said linux is immune to water. it is dusty and I don't know how to open the case to clean it. thanks for the tech support!

I gave her some Natty Ice and all I got back was a blowjob, and not even ONE SINGLE SONG! Of course, one of her tooths fell out while she was pumping her head on my man meat. that made it all worth it.