What is your comeback to being told "kill yourself"?

What is your comeback to being told "kill yourself"?

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no u

why don't you demonstrate for me? ;)

"No you."

A childish, uncreative insult deserves an equally basic reply.

I know you are but what am i

I do it

not if they are saying kill yourself for good reason

I can't, I couldn't bear to hurt the people who love me that way.

Ladies first

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Killing myself

The kind of low-functioning mouth-breather who uses a phrase like that is immune to "combacks." Sup Forums these days is a perfect example of the kind of gross incompetence with unwarranted confidence characteristic of the Dunning-Kruger effect, and it's no coincidence that "kill yourself" is a common refrain here. The long and short of it is, if you encounter this kind of stupidity, just ignore it and remove yourself from the company of whomever has said it, because they're too stupid to realize what's happening even if you were to craft the world's most cutting bon mot.

>Hmm, I found who was behind of it.

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Nay thee

do it for me

HA I WAS GOING TO ANYWAYS!

fuck off medival piece of shit for stealing my origianl comment idea

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"I've been trying, but nothing seems to work"

Get laid

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I did
>then it's spooky

Only if you let me fuck your mom first

I couldn't bear to make you an orphan.

Then you wait for the inevitable "oh, a your mom joke, so original" and you hit them with concern that their father would kill himself if denied that dick.

Hahahahaha! xD
saved who is this guy

"I've been meaning to, but I'm finding hope every now and then"

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The more time I spend in your company the more I am considering it.

Kill yourself

"Sure"

Braaaaaaaaap nah..

I really hope you're a kid because that's the only thing that could possibly excuse this type of autistic, and yes autistic as in the mental deficiency NOT your stupid internet slang, behavior that you're spilling everywhere. But i know you're not because easy truths are just that, easy to take in. I wish you would grow up with your stupid made up slang, "pasta" god it makes my face red. Awakens some primal rage that's been shoved away from big brother and their safety "vaccines". Why don't you communicate like a normal being? Are you like the others striving for a chance at Reddit good boy points? Wishing your pains in your, that I know have to be extremely painful and hard on you, life would wash away. But they won't huh? That really bums me out knowing things won't just fix themselves for you and Mary Poppins wont fly from Sam Hains Hell to make sure you feel real good. GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!!! Stop talking like a retard with your slang, pasta really? Pasta are you seriously saying pasta as some kind of insult you're a joke. Stop sitting all day at your fancy little computer mom and Dad shilled big bucks for and do something. Just like the rest of these guys your going to fail. Fail hard and flat on your face. And you'll see me running down to success in the new age of freedom, shoving down you and you're sick liberal ideology that wants me and you dead. Like the ignorant masses you hope someday the very thing you hate wins. Only because they said they're good on you're tv. Idiot open you're eye and swallow your medicine that is hard truths. They aren't even hard for me because I'm not a fool who cares about my enemies feelings and if they'll get hurt. Did the Spartans become a glorious empire because they stopped to ask if they're enemies were okay? Did the Romans rise to power because they went around asking everyone if they're feelings are hurt. You're a fool and you won't get to see the new age of America because you're on the wanted list pal.

Ouch my feeling's.

Helps to have an image to go with that.

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I’m already dead on the inside...

Not giving a response

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I’m already dead on the inside.......

Looks like the FBI agent got a bit triggered.

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The chances of me dying as a result of you telling me to kill myself are about as great as you getting laid. Not happening.

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Make them repeat it louder so people hear them

But since nobody actually says that in person, you just report them on whatever shitty game you're playing

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Why are you here?

>What is your comeback to being told "kill yourself"?
How?

no

On this board you ignore them or if you are sheeple enough they do it.

Kill yourself

Kek, well played

Im just going to start responding 'marvelous'

I've tried. Woke up here.

I’ll put it on the list

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no you first