Describe movies badly thread

Describe movies badly thread

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>1. Old man's socks save the world
>2. Local man gets cursed with constant singles

>be me
>kill wife
>can't convict me
>kek

> master criminal and federal agent trade places
>no one notices

Here's an easy one

>Charles Bronson works in New York
>Jeff Goldblum rapes Bronson's daughter
>and kills Bronson's wife
>Bronson visits Tucson, where he witnesses
> a Wild West shootout and Baltar
> gives him a gun
>the second half of the movie is Charles
>Bronson walking around New York
>shooting and killing minorities

Face Off???

Here's mine:

>1. Man needs money
>2. Wife gets kidnapped
>3. Everything falls apart

Fracture

The Departed?

Fracture, yessir

yes

>documentary about Detroit
>takes place the night before Halloween

Fargo

The Crow

>Evil birds capture inferior beings and extract their living essence
>choppy choppy big bad blocky
>new emperor

The Dark Crystal

Interstellar we have a teller o/ yas.

yes

Dark Crystal?

>now Disney owns this space horror franchise
>which makes Signourney Weaver the
>evil stepmother

>Black man angry about the state of his flight.

>coconut diarrhoea

Snakes on a Plane

>the second best Adam Driver movie of 2017

Snakes on a prane

>autistic legs

Forest gump

Why are you laughing at my mule.

Snakes on a plane

fuck u right

Fistfull of dollars

2 movies, different genres, same plot:
>A young man is ordered by his government
>to a far-off desert land, rich in a
>commodity vital for international commerce.
>He starts cavorting with the natives,
>adopts their culture and clothing,
>and is given a name in the local language.
>Riding on the backs of native animals,
>he leads the natives in armed rebellion
>against an occupying foreign power,
>securing their independence.

Correct.

youtube.com/watch?v=mkr0bwV5YWE

Yes that was easyso here is a hard one.

>Leave their island
>Can't handle the real world
>Return to their island.

7 small men gangbang a hot princess.

Snow white

Dances with wolves/avatar

Lawrence of Arabia?

That is the tru tru

>Dennis Hopper find out some friends are
>gettting high and filming a movie
> flies out to join them
> ends up with cameo in movie

Snowwhite and the seven dwarves

Close but not quite

And the other?

The last samouraï

Too easy. Death Wish.

>Guy says hello to people

>huge aliens, fucking

Yes

>how do you play this game?

Yeah

> monsters, not really aliens

no idea

>Man upset life sucks.
>Blames God
>God takes vacation
>Man becomes god and learns a lesson or some fag shit

>Guy gets killed
>Gets better
>Saves people
>Walks on water

Bruce almighty

Bibble

Bruce Almighty

Bruce almighty ?

Bingo

Coal black and the sebben dwarfs

Jesus Christ superstar

correct. it's a bit obscure nowadays

>heartwarming love story of a dance instructor
>in his 30s and a rich high school girl

>be me
>play new video game
>just wanna go to California

Wrong and wrong

Dirty Dancing

The Wizard

>space rednecks killed by bug infestation because they didn't observe basic safety precautions

yes

>JFK and Elvis fight a mummy
> get help from a guy who may be the
> Lone Ranger

What are you guys talking about?

The Wizard

Covenant

I’m out, g’night kekbois a quiet ass licking

>giant mechs close interdimensional hole

here's one:
>starring that famous and lazy kike actor
>his character is somehow invencible
>goes to NY
>befriends his enemies in the end

Buba Hotep

Starship tropers?

Alien Covenant

correct

> movie owner encounters the end of the world
> has angel who might be the angel from
> It's a Wonderful Life

Dune?

No one on here gonna even try for this one?

>Man gets married
>Has tons of kids
>Serial killed murders wife and all but 1 kid
>years later
>child is kidnapped
>makes trip across the entire ocean to Australia
>Finds son in australia about to be given to crime-lords daughter as a gift

>3DPD:The live action movie

>sjw makes dragon tattoo
>gets rapped
>later fucks rapist

Also close but doesn't quite fit

So far, has the historic drama half. And the other movie is ________

>gets killed
>gets better
WTF?

I Am Legend?

>be me
>die
>come back as some fat rich dude
>can't see my boo

you don't mess with the Zohan

No other takers? Here's another hint:
>Guy keeps throwing people through glass windows

finding nemo

Nope, not even close

Alien the first one.???

WINRAR

>kill my rival
>hate immigrants
>impressed by youngster who could be my successor
>later find out hes the son of my rival
>get killed by him

Pacific rim.
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Battletoads

two moves in franchise

movie one:
>engineer has to die to get out of working
> on weapon of mass destruction

movie two:
>life imitates art, actress dies and gets out
> of director trying to destroy her life's work

I honestly thought Avatar was the correct one when I saw it posted oh well

>whore bites pimps dick off
>whore becomes a crimelord
>fillets three guys
>super police come
>slow motion violence insues

>guy put glasses on
>(((they))) everywhere

> horse gets split into slices
> Jennifer lopehhh

The gril with severe mental disorders?

Alien

Alien franshise

They Live

Matrix lol

the cell

Man eats gross egg and almost dies, teaching him to live healthy