Shitty movie descriptions thread 2.0

Shitty movie descriptions thread 2.0

Starting with hard difficulty

>Jewy Prick who lives on a football goes on an adventure with Absolute Unit and Magic Shia LeBouf for ambiguous reasons, legume-based wordplay ensues

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Silence of the lambs

>kike piano player during WW2

>Old man's socks save the world

Battletoads

>Papa Smurf gets cucked by wife
>Tries to repair relationship the entire movie
>Gives up and leaves the village forever

How the fuck do you get silence of the lambs from that

Here's one: Thing gets dug up. Shit happens. People die. Baby.

No. Takes place in the world's largest junkyard

Hot Rod

Star Trek II

2001

As good as it gets

>Group name that doesn’t do the what the name of the group says it does.

>Hot girl and random dude locked in basement with fat guy during alien apocalypse

>Group name that doesn’t do what the name of the group says it does.

>Adopted son framed to kill father
>Goes back in time
>Kicks ass

War Of the Worlds

Literally impossible, add some clues dood

Anaconda

big ball gets rekt and then shit happens as the people of that big ball try to use small balls and a multi colored rat to make a new big ball inside of a oval-cigar shaped thing. Smart guy and girl go on an adventure in the meantime

Nope

>Elite soldier
>Plays along with another agency's trap
>Falls in love with trap
>Sad end

Suicide Squad

No, it's more recent

The Penist

Nope

It's a family classic

Not vague at all

Never watched it, but mine is an underrated jewel

Papa Smurf is blue

A Serbian film

10 Cloverfield Lane

Wat

>2 brothers, one is good one is bad. they fight. they make up.

>Two chads, two dykes, a nigger and a chink get trapped with an alien on spaceship

Cloverfield Lane

Alien

yes sir. mary elizabeth is hot af

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Any of the Thor movies

This description is gr8

a total misunderstanding of Alien?

here is another hint. big sky house gets too big for bigger ground house, so the sky house flies away at the beginning of the movie.

indeed

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?

No, its more recent

nope, but could be further I guess

Crying Game

Not Alien but similar

The wizard of OZ

Correct.

Only gets better

Battletoads

>dust everywhere
>huge waves
>"its love"
>daughter old af

Hannibal

Some tard slides through life on luck and wins AIDS tainted whore who promptly dies.

Interstellar

Interstellar

Interstellar

Interstellar

Is this really so hard? There's a reason I'm calling him papa Smurf. He's blue

nowhere close

Dallas buyers club?

Forrest gump

Forrest gump

If its not Avatar then I dunno

Fury

Nah dood

Eiffel 65

The streets are extended gutters.

yes sir. its my favorite movie

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Big Fat Liar

Up?

Not even close.

Titan A.E.?

>black cop is corrupt
>younger one confronts him
>bad cop is murdered

No wife in Avatar does any cuckoldry

Suicide Squad?

Poltergeist

here is another hint. brown thing goes fishing and catches girl, then another brown thing gets his face rekt when he tries to munch her brain

Wtf is that?

Training day

Still works though

interstellar

Bambi

probably even further

No, is that how suicide squad plays out?

yep

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People in space get raped and birth horrifying monstrosities.

Yup

Hawke dind kill denzen. Derp

Obviously Aliens.

>Leo searching
>Leo frightened
>Leo confused
>Leo realizes
>Leo denies
>Leo accepts
>Leo off to die

Yep.

Any home video of childbirth

It's 9

Yeh your right almost the same

The Lion King

Illegal alien has the key to saving the world.

>Poor bastard keeps getting put on a train but all he wants is to die