Shitty movie descriptions thread 2.0
Starting with hard difficulty
>Jewy Prick who lives on a football goes on an adventure with Absolute Unit and Magic Shia LeBouf for ambiguous reasons, legume-based wordplay ensues
Shitty movie descriptions thread 2.0
Starting with hard difficulty
>Jewy Prick who lives on a football goes on an adventure with Absolute Unit and Magic Shia LeBouf for ambiguous reasons, legume-based wordplay ensues
Silence of the lambs
>kike piano player during WW2
>Old man's socks save the world
Battletoads
>Papa Smurf gets cucked by wife
>Tries to repair relationship the entire movie
>Gives up and leaves the village forever
How the fuck do you get silence of the lambs from that
Here's one: Thing gets dug up. Shit happens. People die. Baby.
No. Takes place in the world's largest junkyard
Hot Rod
Star Trek II
2001
As good as it gets
>Group name that doesn’t do the what the name of the group says it does.
>Hot girl and random dude locked in basement with fat guy during alien apocalypse
>Group name that doesn’t do what the name of the group says it does.
>Adopted son framed to kill father
>Goes back in time
>Kicks ass
War Of the Worlds
Literally impossible, add some clues dood
Anaconda
big ball gets rekt and then shit happens as the people of that big ball try to use small balls and a multi colored rat to make a new big ball inside of a oval-cigar shaped thing. Smart guy and girl go on an adventure in the meantime
Nope
>Elite soldier
>Plays along with another agency's trap
>Falls in love with trap
>Sad end
Suicide Squad
No, it's more recent
The Penist
Nope
It's a family classic
Not vague at all
Never watched it, but mine is an underrated jewel
Papa Smurf is blue
A Serbian film
10 Cloverfield Lane
Wat
>2 brothers, one is good one is bad. they fight. they make up.
>Two chads, two dykes, a nigger and a chink get trapped with an alien on spaceship
Cloverfield Lane
Alien
yes sir. mary elizabeth is hot af
Any of the Thor movies
This description is gr8
a total misunderstanding of Alien?
here is another hint. big sky house gets too big for bigger ground house, so the sky house flies away at the beginning of the movie.
indeed
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?
No, its more recent
nope, but could be further I guess
Crying Game
Not Alien but similar
The wizard of OZ
Correct.
Only gets better
Battletoads
>dust everywhere
>huge waves
>"its love"
>daughter old af
Hannibal
Some tard slides through life on luck and wins AIDS tainted whore who promptly dies.
Interstellar
Interstellar
Interstellar
Interstellar
Is this really so hard? There's a reason I'm calling him papa Smurf. He's blue
nowhere close
Dallas buyers club?
Forrest gump
Forrest gump
If its not Avatar then I dunno
Fury
Nah dood
Eiffel 65
The streets are extended gutters.
yes sir. its my favorite movie
Big Fat Liar
Up?
Not even close.
Titan A.E.?
>black cop is corrupt
>younger one confronts him
>bad cop is murdered
No wife in Avatar does any cuckoldry
Suicide Squad?
Poltergeist
here is another hint. brown thing goes fishing and catches girl, then another brown thing gets his face rekt when he tries to munch her brain
Wtf is that?
Training day
Still works though
interstellar
Bambi
probably even further
No, is that how suicide squad plays out?
yep
People in space get raped and birth horrifying monstrosities.
Yup
Hawke dind kill denzen. Derp
Obviously Aliens.
>Leo searching
>Leo frightened
>Leo confused
>Leo realizes
>Leo denies
>Leo accepts
>Leo off to die
Yep.
Any home video of childbirth
It's 9
Yeh your right almost the same
The Lion King
Illegal alien has the key to saving the world.
>Poor bastard keeps getting put on a train but all he wants is to die