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when I was a kid we were driving interstate, and I'm pretty sure I saw a guy masturbating a horse as we drove past a field

I didn't say anything

did u fap?

Kek

I create unhealthy amounts of OC as a pass time while keeping up in college.

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no, I was about 8

Alright, I'll bite. I'm in an unhappy, parasitic, borderline abusive relationship that I can't quite bring myself to finally end. Meanwhile, I'm falling in love with someone else I know. Sweetest girl I've ever met, I'll call her A. But it's very difficult to tell if she's into me or not. I need to pursue it though. She's like nobody I've ever met before. I'm still in the planning phases, but I intend to go through with it. I'll break up with M before actually entering a relationship with A. I'm afraid of rejection though, and losing hope that maybe I can be with her. Still, this might be the push I need to finally end my relationship with M. This has been driving me crazy for weeks, maybe even months now. I get treated like shit by M, and I'm falling so hard for A... I can't even sleep. This is on my mind 24/7 and it's maddening. But I'm afraid. Not just of rejection, but also if M finds out what I'm planning. I've come close to letting it slip a couple of times now. This is a bad situation...

Jerked myself off with my friends little sister hand while she was passed out drunk next to her bf.

Went to restroom afterwards and came in her facewash she put on every night.

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I've had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts for inspection.

He might have been cleaning it.

equine penis inspector

kek

penis inspection neeeeeeigh

I cheat on my GF at least once a week with random women.

>random women
you rape joggers in the park or what?

>Not happy being in a relationship
>Wat do

Jesus fucking Christ.

When I was 22-25yo I seriously considered an heroing several times. I wish I had.

I wake up and stay an hour in bed because I don't feel like getting up. Simple, but I don't really feel there's much in life to wake up to.

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u need some folgers in your cup

I LARP as a gay man on Sup Forums, Sup Forums and /soc/ but I'm actually female.

after having a 3sum with two 19year old sluts (females) almost a week ago i feel complete in life

EVERYONE GET IN HERE NOW!

This nignog is live streaming now giving advise about bitches n’shit. He takes every call. lets raid this mofo. Taking calls @ 504-5091499

youtu.be/tuufcpQzYb8 .........

This is pretty bad, but I refuse to reject it. There is a happy, wholesome gal that we'll call "1". She is obsessed with me, and I will soon marry her. However, I'm beginning to hate complete strangers. Worst stranger? Let's go with "2". I know he loves me. I hate him. Why does everyone love me? Everyone I meet acts exactly like him. But he has finished his ultimate plan, I must resist, I must persevere. My plan? I'm going to marry "1" and then murder "2". However! I don't want to succeed. If things go according to plan, I will kill "1" after almost killing "2". That'll teach him. I have not once thought through this scenario, as I am a very spontaneous person. And I shall carry out my plans before the midnight of May 18th, 2018. "1" loves me, and I absolutely despise "2"...but...this has to be done. She must die. Then the strangers will leave me alone. I'm becoming quite tired. I never think. I feel nothing.

My gf taught my niece how to shave her pussy

Ages of both?

been fucking a slampig for the last month and turns out she's a milf with a 10yo step daughter widowed from her previous relationship
she's been blowing me regularly when were all in the den watching tv semi in view of her, sometimes under a blanket
and a couple of weeks ago she took me into the living room at 10pm and gave a five star loud as fuck performances when I was railing her knowing the daughter is home and around and probably might hear
after that I got a bit worried that she might want to be bringing the step daughter in because it is getting kind of obvious
on the weekend she came to lay in bed in between us early in the morning and the daughter was hugging her mom
she then rolled the daughter over to hug me and slipped down under the covers
next thing you know my pants are down and both of my balls are in her mouth and shes jerking me hard and gives me a deluxe blowy while i'm hugging her daughter
the daughter wakes up and I'm like ey.. eyy she's awake.. ey
and she puts the throat clamps on my cock and sends me over the edge and I just nut it half talking to the daughter
She slips out the end of the bed smacks her lips and says delicious and goes into the bathroom
the daughter pulls the covers off to reveal my destroyed slobberd on and creamy cock just right there and then pulls the covers back up and says
"did.. she just..... did she?.... waht?..."
and I'm like
OKAY WHO'S READY FOR BREAKFAST
go and pull my clothes on and make breakfast

I'm freakin out cause I am not really sure I'm feelin this at all, don't really wanna go back this weekend

I've been running a pornhub channel longer tthan I had a relationship with my new girlfriend. She doesn't know that I have sex with different girls all the time behind her back and post them online. All the girls that I upload have my concent.

pornhub.com/users/n301_xxx

20, 11(almost)

I'm 22yr and a virgin. I want to have a relationship or very least somewhat a connection with a person to have sex. I want this more than ever because I may join the military. Since I gotten got of high school i've been going on and off school and jobs. Felt like life isn't getting no where so I want to this before I join. I don't want to have a relationship or fuck during my time of my service. I don't want my children to suffer my bullshit of being in the armed service nor my significant other. That and I know some women will us me due to my benefits. Note that I'm not a patriotic person, I'm just doing because I'm getting nowhere and I want loose it because I want to remember my past life.

I'm not American patriot, I'm just a human being trying to do best for my life and my family's lives.

You identify as a female you faggot?

Highly Inappropriate.

Is this Schizophrenia???

not really

>Not asking tits or gtfo

Is... is Sup Forums's quality finally improving?

Accidentally showed a friend his sisters tit pics. He liked them and asked to see more, so I showed him all I had minus the face pics so he never found out.

I already gave Sup Forums all my secrets.

There's nothing left that hasn't already been said.

I am free

checked

time to create some new ones user.

Post them

>Is this Schizophrenia???

this is worse, this is a level past Schizophrenia, we call Super Schizophrenia

fuck no, he see's those pics he'll know for sure

>Super Schizophrenia
i think the PC term is Liberal

i am constantly looking for an excuse to kill myself. im too lazy shitty worthless

>implying we all dont know you are larping right now you absolute faggot.

Kek

my darkest secret is that i once had a threesome with my GF and her best friend, her best friend was so good, knew how to work dick. A part of me still wishes me and her could fuck again, even if it is a threesome.

Bryan?

fuck off twat. attention whorse eat shit

You are a human being with the ability to improve yourself. You can get past you're current feelings. Please didn't kill yourself.

I did that, but with my cousin and his twin sister.

the best excuse to kill oneself is knowing that we all die.

you either get killed or kill yourself user

nigga can i roll for tits?

Touched tips and kissed my cousin a while back. Both dudes. and yes im white

I met the most perfect girl at work, found out she's in a long distance relationship. I want to be with her so badly and I just want everything to work out. I haven't even done anything but I want her to choose me. Not even a good secret, just need places to vent ugh

how's it feel to be part of the stigma whytboi?

What kind of job?

I fucked my friend's gf and felt terrible about it. 2 years later he admitted to me that he knew about it all along and he gave her the go-ahead because he has a cuck fetish. So I guess I'm that bull all of you talk about.

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Teaching job

me too man

damn, what did he say? And how did you get your cousins tit pics?

But M will an hero if you leave her.
>ma secret: laughing about my younger me, when I meet this idiot

He got off to them. Showed him like five different pictures of her tits, while she was in the next room.

And i asked for them on snapchat when i was really drunk, then the next morning i woke up to nudes.

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When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl in the movie theater on a few different occasions. 1st time was during finding nemo

dafuq my nigga?

this is a test

damn, lucky. Does he know he saw his sister naked?

Sounds fishy

it's never too late

wut

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Nope

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DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

Excellent. After showing the brother his sister's pics, I then showed the other brother. Both of them thought she was hot lol

Wasted opportunity

I found my sister fucking her bf once in the kitchen. They stopped once they looked me; I served myself a glass of wáter and left without saying a word.

Also found nudes of her on A FUCKING USB SHE BORROWED FROM ME.

Funny part though is that my parents hadn't noticed any of it.

I also was fucked once by my caretaker when I was four. I wonder where she is now, I really can't say I had a bad time, heh.

In a LDR with my fiance at the moment
Started off together, then had to move a little after a year. I'm not a huge fan.

That being said, I'm kinda feeling like I'm losing interest the longer it goes on. See each other for about a week or 2 every 3 or less months. But just feeling less and less like it.

She's gonna move in the next 6-8 months, but I'm scared I'll be uninterested by then.

wat do Sup Forums?

You gay ?

she's been fucking other people, don't sweat it.

depression !

Stole my nieces nudes from her phone

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Nah, she's too lazy

Im madly in love with someone who doesn't share those feelings.

Stole my nieces nudes from her phone

>add: the frame, look at that beautiful frame

I see...

wtf lmao

In reality, I'm scared shitless. I'm scared I'll never be the person I always said I'll become. I'm scared of not even being able to get a job. I'm scared of being a fuckup. I'm scared my kids wont like me. I'm scared because if I died today, I wouldn't know how to explain myself to God. I'm scared of whatever might be out there. I'm scared of my own thoughts.

But to everyone that knows me, I'm the guy that gives less of a fuck.

>explain myself to God
hahahahahaha

I'm attracted to tweens

Legasthenie sucks...
Scared = cares + d. D like legasdenied

same
i live above a dance studio and my porch is fenced off next to their outdoor area
they come out there sometimes when I'm smoking and I fantasize about putting my cock and balls through the fence and have them rub me off with their yoga pants

im drunk as fuck and have to be at work in an hour

Good dubs

dubz of truth

I ATE A WHOLE MOUSE ONCE

>25yo
>lying about not being virgin
>works so far

>Be me
>Be three
>Have to pee
>Stuck in tree
>Jump down and break my ankles, soiling myself in the process, therefore, the jump was most certainly not worth it.

I miss QG.

.GQ ssim I

how's it going anx

Last time I pissed myself I was 20

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The first time I masturbated was to wedding crashers movie, during the opening scene. Did it with the living room remote. Don't remember if I washed it or not.