Suicide help thread
>plan suicide by hanging from tree in forest
>walk up to forest
>make up lame excuses and end up pussying out
How the fuck do I convince myself to do it? I know that instinctively I'll try to live, but is there any way to trick my subconscious into wanting death? Would any drugs help? Alcohol? I need advice Sup Forums, don't let me down please
jump into a gorilla enclosure at the zoo
Why would I wanna go into a KFC?
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8/8 user good luck hanging yourself by the neck until dead
You could don't.
Man I found a good use of those blanks I found a thread back.
Thanks user :)
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Where's ur proof?
There is no convincing yourself. Because once you do, you do it. You don't post on /b about it, you don't care about who finds out. Suicide is a crime of passion, an acceptance of reaching you're lowest point. The fact that your posting this shit here only reinforces that you aren't anywhere close to your end of the rope. Don't sell yourselves short anons, you're only as strong as you think you are.
I have a similar plan.
> go to Forrest, climb tree, tie wrope around neck and tree limb.
> proceed to get absolutely shit faced drunk until you fall off branch and die
Pro tip: instead of a rope lock a chain around neck and branch and throw away keys so now you'll have to hang
Hey OP, not sure if you’ll read this. I honestly usually lurk but I had to say something. I tried to hang my self, I branch broke and it really sobered me up. I tried to drink my self to death with a handle a couple times as well, shit didn’t work either.
I was a hopeless alcoholic with severe depression and anxiety for years. Your not alone, really. I sincerely mean that. Millions of other people feel or have felt the way you feel.
I totally turned my life around with some basic cardio, mindfulness meditation, strength training, and reading. Just remember we create the value we have in life, which is fucking awesome. You will feel different, I promise. You just can’t see it now, just like I couldn’t. Don’t give up, ever.
Don’t do it for me, or your family, or anyone else besides you. I don’t care what you’ve done or haven’t done. You deserve a happy life, almost every human does. When you feel like shit push yourself even harder. I will never meet you, but I’m rooting for you.
There's a reason why subconsciously you don't want to die you fucking idiot.
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You real think anyone here would know? ir we did we wouldn't be hete, the only ones who cracked the secret are the ones already gone
The trick is to get yourself worked up and pissed off enough that your sheer stubborn determination will overcome your fear
>Go to hardware store, buy large basin, bag of cement
>Take home, stand in basin, fill with water, mix in cement
>Wait several hours until cement hardens
>Retard hop your way down the road to the nearest bridge
>Struggle to get your cement filled basin up over the railing
By this point, you should have endured enough hardships going through this ordeal that you simply have to go through with it.
Fucking do it, you sad pathetic excuse of a man, all you are doing it wasting your time here. I'm sure that slut you have been lusting over will be sad for a few moments before getting gangbanged by tyrone and his homies, let her have that she needs to be with a real man not some sad little faggot that can't even follow through.
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You guys should stop feeding into your own negativity. The world is a meaningless void, that much is true. Positivity and negativity are both choices. Whatever hand your dealt you alone choose how to play.
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I really hope you don't do it man. Do you want to talk about it?
Make sure to setup a livestream so we can watch another soyboy kill themselves like that fgt on r9k
Agreed with this. Please don't do it.
I was hoping OP would respond. I just hope they’re not doing something they can’t take back. Life is such an amazing ride when you realize it. If the destination is all the same why not have some fun and learn along the way?
The universe existed before you were born, and it will exist after you are gone. What you choose to do with the time in between is entirely up to you. I will say one thing.
Life is a glimpse at what we would have never known, so seizing the moment and taking advantage of that opportunity to experience life and what it means to exist is crucial.
You may think you have it all figured out in your head, but let me tell you right now that you don't know shit. This world is full of surprises, and cutting your life short is spitting in the face of opportunity. Everybody has to die, so why now? Why not next week? why not in a month? Why not in 10 years? Get out there and take advantage of the fact that you were given the gift to experience reality in 3 dimensions, because you never know what might happen when you do.
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Holy shit Montreal must be the most depressing city to have its own number.
And OP, you sad fuck. Don't worry about it. It's not worth the hassle of killing yourself. Depression is a disease, and can be hard to deal with. But sometimes your brain can clear and you can think straight, it's worth it to endure and push through to those days and make something of your life.
You're probably very young, and some strangers advice won't mean much, but consider giving one of those numbers a call and seeking some counseling. The way your life goes is completely unpredictable, no one knows what they'll be doing in 5 years, and no one can say "yeah I knew this would happen 5 years ago" about the aspects of your life. Find yourself and your purpose. Life can be hard, it can suck, but if you ride that wave you'll see the fun and joyous moments too.
I’ve also thought of this but with air duster instead. I used to abuse that shit and with one big huff it will knock you right out
You can always run a knive threw your neck
Faggots everywhere
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>gay generic "dont do it shit"