LAA:Albert Pujols hits historic 600th home run
COL:Desmond's grand slam leads Rox past Padres
ATL:Adams swats grand slam and solo shot vs Reds
LA:Taylor crushes go-ahead grand slam in ninth
MLW:Shaw gets three hits, belts grand slam vs LA
OAK:Healy goes 4-for-4 with two home runs vs Nats
TEX:Mike Napoli exits game with back spasms
PHI:Lively allows one run in major league debut
WAS:Werth pulled from game due to foot contusion
COL:Jeff Hoffman to start Sunday against Padres
CIN:Hamilton leaves game with strained shoulder
CIN:Schebler diagnosed with left shoulder strain
/mlb/ general - Back to Irrelevancy Edition
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first for man-on-man anal sex
losedians
Reminder that the American League has the superior
>Teams
Yankees, Red Sox, and Astros!
>Stadiums
GOAT monster, based Guaranteed Rate, and Tropigod field
>Rules
Designated Dingers!
>uniforms
Angels, Athletics, Orioles have top 3
/dodgers/
how tf is that adipose distribution possible
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/1st/ros!!
Reminder to ignore NLfags
The Clayton Kershaw of interleague statistics
Interleague. Fucking great. Whose won the WS during those conditions you've deemed fair??????
Phillies won a game
Only 40 more of those left in the season!
scary but true
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the NL east will be the best division by september just you watch lmao
Sup Forumsstros!
Wow, it's almost as if the leagues are equal or something
We're going to go on an 18 game winning streak to hit .500
Not if >we have anything to say about that!
Selig kind of fucked up a lot of shit but boy is Manfred a fucking hack.
Bring back the intentional walk goddamnit.
A-any day now, good ol' lastros gunna become the c-collapstros
Also acceptable to post: Braves, Mets, Marlins, Nationals.
I hate the automatic IBB. You don't even realize it's happening and you don't get to boo the pitcher for walking the guy you paid to come see hit the ball.
ready to get swept rags?
shhh this won't hurt a bit
No m8, they're gonna have a 6 game win streak just to bring back our hopes and finish with 74 wins.
So now that the old fart finally stumbled across the finish line it's time to start preparing for the arrival of the greatest non-cheat RHH of this generation (Troutfags please stop reading because HGH is not legal)
>.320/.398/.560/.958
>2560 H
>532 2B
>451 HR
>1579 RBI
>1035 BB
>11x All-Star
>World Series Champion
>2x AL MVP
>Triple Crown Winner
>7x Silver Slugger Award Winner
> non-cheat
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2014 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2014 NL Wild Card Game.
He's finally fixed
Miguel sucks and will never get to 600 you also forgot
>alcoholic
I was waiting for someone to post this
Mike put the phone down and relax your thumb
He will literally go 0-4 with 3K tomorrow
Who here is in the /ALBest/ friends club and won their game today?
Not so fast >rags
Miguel will never be better than pujols
Is this the b/a/seball thread?
MARINERS!
slow down buddy
>uniforms
>Angels
>implying Dodgers uniform isn't better.
Come on guy. You have to consider the cap too.
Albert I know it's not even 10:30 yet but you should be in bed by now
yes
welcome friend
Yes!
MARINYAS!
I've been waiting for everyone but this combination of teams winning and losing in our division for a while not to post that
Canada isn't even a country. If we moved our border up 100 miles there would be no one left in Canada
what did the memeiners mean by this
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Albert what are you talking about?
this is the /m/a/riners thread
I'm saying that Canada resembles a parasite more than it does a country. They want to be in America so bad. Don't worry, The Don Will enact a Canadian annexation vote soon
What does Don Mattingly have to do with you bed time?
inorder to celebrate the poopholes homer
whats a good christy mack scene to fap to?
All them AL West creeps are fucking pedophiles. Just report the sexualized depiction of toddlers. It's a federal crime. The kicker is that they brand the children with their team logo as if it was something to be proud of.
Ignoring this post is supporting pedophilia and the penetration of little kids.
>posts on an anime image board
>doesn't watch anime
Reddit might be more your speed.
If I were a gay porn star, my name would be Albert Pujols.
>sexualized
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is anyone else watching this Texas Long Beach game
I can (You) to this
Reminder that this is the future closer for the who sox
TY Based Zunino
Yeah it's the only thing on right now.
Intense.
Long Beach St gunning for the running into outs cycle last inning
wat???
So it's safe to write off all the Cardinals accomplishments for the last few decades right?
They get caught cheating and within 2 seasons their stranglehold on the division is wrecked to the point that the fucking cusb won the series, and the team they're best known for doing shady shit on is the best team in baseball while the cards are sub .500
>Milton Bradley gets sentenced to 32 months in prison
>maintains sole custody of his children anyway
I have no reaction images for this.
I want to buy a cap that isn't my team, what should I buy?
Thinking of the orioles shit eating grin bird face, thoughts?
Seattle Pilots
your nearest minor league club or NCAA D-I team
yes
Seeing Seattle retro on the field would be as /fa/ as the Stros retro uni.
pitcher wearing a pilots cap would look b/a/seball as heck
Some of the best looking MLB uniforms in history.
It's a shame they didn't delay expansion until 70-71 like it was originally supposed to happen, they never should have fielded that team in '69. Sick's stadium wasn't finished, the ownership had financial problems too. If the team had just one year to prepare, things might have been much different. Gorman Thomas would have been a Pilot instead of a Brewer.
the only reason they rushed the Pilots in the first place is because they wanted an even number of teams.
God damn there was some good baseball today
Anime is part of Sup Forums kiddo, just go back to Plebbit where you belong
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>Getting hugged on the mound when your ass gets walked off
Damn I bet he feels crushed
the pilots are the brewers senpai
Seattle "fans"
Us 12s
>miami pitcher edinson volquez throws first no hitter
>#36 for the marlins throws no-hitter exactly 36 weeks after jose fernandez died
>this happened on june 3rd
>june 3rd can be written 6/3 or...3/6 depending on where you live
Is it a coincidence?
This. And fucking Disastros faggots too. I can't wait for both teams to be contracted.
He will never be as good as A-rod or Pujols
>Detoilet has an autism attack every time they are faced with this truth
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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The Pilots lawsuit continued until 1976. At trial, the American League offered to give Seattle an expansion baseball franchise in return for dropping the suit,[32] and details were ironed out over the next year. To keep the league with an even number of teams, a formal expansion proceeding was held, with a second team, the Blue Jays, being awarded to the city of Toronto
The mariners are literally responsible for the blue jays
Apologize now seattle
They've gone too far this time
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It's Selig's fault, the Blue Jays would have never happened if he didn't buy the Pilots. Selig is to blame for unleashing the Leaf menace.
Why are the >rags so unpleasant compared to other AL West teams' fans here?
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Baby banter and this kid pisses on himself lol
because they are >rags fans, they don't know any better.
So Seattle has two rings?
MRSA is rampant in Dallass, it can't be helped
because they're cowboys fans
why does it seem like when umpires and players get into it with refs, its like an act
its so weird to watch
there has been so much acting in baseball lately
Just stick to watching basketball.
Late to party but I'm here
because replay has taken away a lot of arguing over close calls
BAH GAWD THAT'S MANFRED'S MUSIC
AND HE'S GOT A PITCH CLOCK IN HIS HAND
*bans strike 1*
yee
*30 seconds pass*
*glass breaks*