>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your bedroom
Gavin Walker
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Matthew Russell
leave my house pls
Robert Barnes
Slash her with my knife and rape her for 20 hours straight non-stop. RAPE, SLASH, RAPE, SLASH, RAPE, SLASH she then dies XD
Josiah Scott
Offer her a cup of tea. Tell her how lovely she looks and what an inspiration she is.
Josiah Reyes
>see her
>turn 360
>gtfo
Camden Jenkins
Put it in her ass and say "look what you made me do"
Brandon Long
Adam Moore
Adrian Rogers
ask her : what are you doing here?
tbh she is not popular in my country
Asher Diaz
Make her a cup of tea and show her my cum tribute collection.
>Yes yes that's you!
Asher Ward
I would do a citizens arrest.
Julian James
get her to sing a hook for one of my tracks... or yknow...fuck
Hudson Brooks
start fucking her legs and feet
Isaiah Sanders
Ask what she does in my House.
Christopher Barnes
since i'm a human being... i would throw her out into the cold arctic tundra butt naked because why not?
Dominic Young
Ash her if she'd like to play Streets of Rage Remake with me on my modded Xbox.
Hudson King
Check my cats.
>Bitch be stealing my cats.
Adrian Perry
Where's your permit.
Caleb Anderson
No you wouldn't "gtfo", you just spun around in a cricle you retard.....
Adam Young
ASK HER WHY SHE IS IN MY SHITTY ONE BEDROOM APT. IN A CITY FULL OF NIGGERS AND CHINKS.
Ian Martinez
"I knew someone was gonna try to break in today."
Jason Sanders
ask her to show me her penis
Adam Sanchez
Lurk more, newb.
Adam Nguyen
tell her to fuck off
Anthony Edwards
Bonus points for making me chuckle
Carter Martinez
Ask if she knew I was trouble when I walked in
Joshua Morris
Smack that nigger lover in the head with a shovel.
Jace Gray
>Give her the strapon dildo that I have hidden under my bed
>Give her the police officer's hat
>Lay down
>Ass up
>Ask her to call me baby
Eli Young
Samuel Peterson
wonder why my alarm system didn't go off
Asher Lee
Show her my black- metal collection and ask her to sing some Darkthrone for me.
Caleb Peterson
i would call the police because i didn't let her in there. i'd love to be the one responsible for getting her arrested.
William Thompson
TRANSYLVANIAN HUNGER SO COLD SO CRUEL
Ian Nguyen
Based
Elijah Gonzalez
Hey, Taylor.
Your music sucks, but you're kinda hot, wanna fuck?
Brody Cox
You've never moonwalk rejected someone?
Gabriel Allen
Make her suck my cock and lick my asshole then I'd pay a group of negroes to fuck her and give her the aids.
Leo Rivera
I'd show her my penis
Wyatt Campbell
Ask her if she's up for Noodles/Tea/TeddyRuxpin in bed.
Anthony Morgan
She's a cutie pie.
Rub my cock and balls all over her face and have her drink all my pee
Luis Reed
M'lord
Caleb Hernandez
Stick my dick so deep inside its ass it comes out its nose. Then go on a date then hit the vidya arcade cafe together. Same thing again tomorrow for rest of the week xx love you TS marry me!!!
Jose Wood
Eat shit homeless nigger.
Alexander Walker
lurk more
Adrian Watson
Dumbass
Angel Moore
>6
kek
Gabriel Moore
greet my new führer
Benjamin Taylor
Ask to see benis.
Jordan Price
Asher Martin
Kek are you a chink?
Joseph Miller
Or, or...hear me out. It's an oldfag trolling your newfag ass.
Brody King
Wtf
Nathan White
Well that escalated fast, what crawled up your ass and died?
Easton Mitchell
That's one ugly bitch
Isaac Richardson
Ask for money.
Jace Garcia
Turn around and stop looking in the mirror.
Angel Jenkins
>Oh, what's up Taytay, can I get you something to drink?
Nolan Wright
NO. I AM WHITE STUCK IN NON WHITE NIGGER/CHING CHONG HELL.
Justin Hill
LOL. SHE DOESN'T DRINK JUICE BOXES OR CITY WATER.
Jaxson Peterson
make a b-line to her feet and start licking them.
John Morris
Ask her why she's Jack McBrayer.
Robert Evans
"Ah, Tay! I see you have finally agreed to sing backup vocals on my song! Good, good! Let us adjourn to the studio. We have work to do."
James Perez
Lucas Taylor
Fucking this.
Nicholas Ortiz
Find out once and for all if she truly does have a vagina inside her anus.
Matthew Allen
Why, I’d...
SHAKE IT OFF, SH-SH-SHAKE IT OFF
Jaxon Hall
Man, ive really been hating how much people can disrespect her the way they do.
She seems like sweetest girl has been pushed over and made fun of so many times that she felt she had to go into hiding, (not being active on social media or going out in public)
She seems so down to earth and i feel as if she misses being just another user, so she could feel equally unknown and no one could jump into conclusions or judgements just because she Talor Swift.
Honestly, if she was at my house, i would make feel like a friend
Love you Tay!
Wyatt Smith
Tell her to flop out her big manly cock because she's a man.
Ethan King
Fuck your transphobia.
Jordan Lopez
Roll
Colton Miller
Oh. My. God.
HAS NOBODY NOTICED THIS?! SHE'S HERE! TAILS SWIFT IS IN THIS THREADS!!!!!!!
Aaron Sanders
Complaining about buzzword problems. On 4 chan. Top kek
Xavier Jenkins
newfag
Kevin Cook
my man.... don't be ashamed to ask for help.