Confession time

Confession time

We all have secrets, share them here

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I was raped by the pope!

I fingered my friends car in the back of my mom's seat

>post francis.jpeg
>gets dem triple digits
>OP is the devil
>OP is a fag

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Satan trips. Too funny lol.
>The pope molseted my dog

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I love her and she wont pick up when i call

Holy fuck I didn’t notice that pope=satan confirmed

You gotta let it go man. Too desperate, there’s plenty other pussy out there fag

damn dude

I keep a secret from my wife.

There’s a strong possibility my wife is a lot younger that she believes she is. She’s from another country where record keeping sucks and her father had access to change birth certificates to get her out of the country faster for fear of enemies retaliation spilling over to his family.

I’m finding all this out now...

I have hyperthyroidism but I don't take medications to help me not beinga stick cause I don't have money and I don't tell my parents because they are not doing well financially

how much younger do u suspect she is?

I know but im bouto move in with her, we’re really close and i cant just get rid of her she needs me

Do you see her at all? Or just calls

4-5 years younger which makes it kinda ehh..... she’s “21” now but... we’ve been marred 2 years and been together 4.

I’m 34 right now

how big?
because everyone does that

We hooked up the last time i went to visit her in Florida. She doesnt want a relationship or anything, we were just looking at apartments n it just kind of happened. Im not bothering her constantly or anything but i really needed to talk to her today and shes ghosting me

that i'm mostly better at everyone with everything that's everywhere.

She doesn't know I listen to her read to herself.

ENjoy the bAn you dEspiCablE hUman

I accepted The BBC and foot fetish as my true god

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When I was younger, about 8 through 12, I used to do a lot of bad things, mostly out of curiosity.

I changed my ways since I grew up, 22 now but I feel that no matter how good I try to make my life, I feel like these things are catching up to me and making me pay for what I've done. I confess

If she said she’s not looking for a relationship why are you looking for apartments with her? And she’s probably ghosting because if that reason, I think there’s other pussy out there that needs you

>so proud
>so stiff
>so big
>so long
>so beautiful
>so honorable
>so majestic
>so strong
>so noble
>so manly
>so potent
>so superior
>so right
>so powerful
>so good
>so natural
>so BLACK!!!

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What kind of things and how are they catching up on you my child?

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your dog molested my pope

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Your molester poped my dog

We are good friends and we were gonna split rent so economically its a good decision. Just crazy how things turn out. My plan is to try n get over it and find a cute cuban hoe to help me forget about her because shes certainly gonna be gettin dicked down out there while livin with me. As long as she doesnt bring them home i could care less. Someones gonna fuck her over and shes gonna realize i was the better choice. Idk i dont want her to get upset but i want her to grow up

I once tore off a leg of a dead crow to make a potion. I participated in bullying a kid in my old school because my friends initiated it. I bullied one kid online with my friends because he was being a cunt and violent towards us (I was around 15 forgot about that). I think I made local bullies beat up my brother once, I don't know how I just feel like I did it.

I don't remember the rest of my sins, forgive me padre

my nigger popped your dog too
she was that kind of bitch

forgot the 2nd part.
I don't know, just feels like bad things always happen when they shouldn't and everything I ever do is ruined in unpredictable ways even though I don't remember doing anything bad since my childhood-teenage years

why does she do that?
is she slow?
why don't you tell her?

Yeah, bring some hoes back under your arms with a joint between your lips, show her what’s she’s missing out on and move on

remember potions and such stuff are just considered untheological idioticity and is not demonic supernatural assistence like the one of Simon Magus

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Sins have a fee. It appears that your life is being attacked by these past mistakes. I pray Jesus forgives you however you should go to a church, have your sins forgiven and turn to God (only if you want) if you don’t that’s completely understandable

canada did 9/11

Padre bucket boy has spoken

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I just pissed into a bottle, threw some rocks in there and added a crow's leg, I improvised, didn't know what I was making.

It did however get rid of the rust on a metal bar I found in my backyard, I'm still amazed to this day.

I don't know where the church is where I live to be honest. Now that I think of it, where the fuck is it? honestly, I have no idea and I've lived here for almost half a year.
But I do understand, I just hope it ends sooner rather than later!

>why does she do that? is she slow?
It's part of her speech therapy for her stutter.
>why don't you tell her?
She's too self conscious to do it in front of anyone and she'd probably stop doing it when I'm around if she knew I was listening

Sounds like a plan. But idk i just dont pull hoes well wen i feel this way about somebody. A week ago this girl sucked my dick n told me she loved me n i was like “i cant love you” n she aint hit me back ever since. Probably didnt help she was dating my weed dealer. He wont return my calls im sure he found out

google a nearby parish to ur location that practices the tridentine form and go there (if not try to search for an eastern liturgy but that may be too much of an alien thing for westerns)... be careful to which church you go.. if you want to practice christianity focus on traditional churches, not in protestant denominations

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My roommate is super hot. I jerked off in her face cream and her toothpaste. Her skin got even better.

It seems you just need to get these feeling that are inside over and done with, pump her then and you’ll feel better about the situation

Yeah fair point or you can pray and confess these sins to the lord if you can’t find a church and things should feel better after

Its just hard, bro. If she was here itd be easier but shes all the way in florida and i just dont know whats goin on with her, ya know?

private confession is tricky tho, since God giving his qualities already knows every sin, a private confession would work to make an examination of conscience but not for the absolvation, plus Christ commands the apostles to forgive and retain sins... and the objective of confession is not only for the forgiveness of sins made by Christ through the priest in persona Christi but also for the priest to give you advice

I have a crush on a girl that I met in high school. We remained friends after school, and we hang out pretty often. Thing is that I have said crush on her, and I jack off to the thought of various things, all of which involve her. I sometimes think about making love to her, sometimes I think about raping her violently.

There is also a porn star that looks a lot like her. Surprise surprise, she is my fave, and my thoughts go perfectly along with the porn.

There will never be anything more than friendship between the two of us, she is way out of my league and I am not her type. All this comes together to make me feel awful. Is there any hope for me?

I think you can make it. Just you have to not make anything awkward or creepy. Compliment her looks that day just not too much because that’s weird.
There’s no such thing as >out of my league
That’s just your anxiousness talking.
Try to push things up a bit with her, get a bit more physical and by this I mean subtle touching such as hugs and that when meeting/saying goodbye

I keep my spaghetti under control, and I know how to stow away my more fucked up facets of my personality.

Regarding my anxiousness; I have been bullied my entire life, and the only girl I have ever been in a relationship dumped me for one of her other friends. So keeping that under control is close to impossible, since it is my status quo, and I have never known anything else. As for hugging; we hug a lot already, and while I do want to move my hands further south I doubt she would appreciate it.