How can I improve my ham sandwichs

How can I improve my ham sandwichs

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By not being a faggot

lightly toast and apply butter

>better bread...
>better ham...
>better cheese...
>stop sucking so much dick...

Italian dressing + mayo

By cumming in it

Toast that shit and add tomato n cheese.

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Mustard and Cheese

Throw it away and get a pizza

Looks good cut in half and post pics.

the absolute madman

Stop killing animals

first off, use cheese. not that kraft oil shit, actual cheese. muenster is a very good baseline- creamy without being sharp, but also not bland. next, throw a nice green leaf of lettuce on there and a tomato. Then, top off with miracle whip or mayo and you have the penultimate ham sandwich. for extra kicks, toast the bread, add turkey and freshly cooked bacon and you have a kickass club.

bitta mustard

you dunk it in ranch

u
but isn't the food lion bread good enough
it's 12 am

Miracle whip? You should be fucking stabbed and smeared on a sandwich you fucking basic.

>lettuce
Thanks for the detailed reply but I don't munch green stuff

read like good morning america

you should chop your fucking tiny peen off for using miracle whip. Why the fuck does mayo need to be sweet? Why are Americans so fucking fat that they need to put sugar IN fat?

Came here to say this. /Thread why is this even still getting replies?

>Buy quality ham, bread, and quality low-melting temp cheese (e.g. swiss, provolone)
>Buy quality mustard or your condiment of choice
>Layer up your sandwich
>Get skillet
>Turn on heat, put butter in skillet, let melt and let pan get hot
>Lay sandwich in hot pan
>Wait until the underside of sandwich is golden brown. Don't walk away, pay attention to it.
>Flip, brown other side
>Cheese should be melty, bread crusty and crispy on outside
>Serve with favorite sides and condiments

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That hand is so disgusting

Fry up the ham a little on a pan, gonna have to cut half of it not all the way cause it'll shrink a little...

Toast your bread and put a tiny bit of butter on it...

Add mustard...

Stick some real cheese in there...

Sounds like pizza time to me

Eat it, shit it out, and turn it into a log meme for these newfag cunts to troll with

that's a melt, not a sandwich.

What's wrong with my hand

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Melts are superior anyway

You are so far from making a good sandwich right now that you might as well be living in China and eating rice three times a day.

Post more pics of sandwich

break into dominos after hours. rev up the ovens, make the mightiest pizza of all time, forged in the flame of a dominos heat wave oven. fight of the police and fire trucks who dare attempt to put out the blaze. attempt escape guns blazing with your 12am dominos pizza. chew proudly while guzzling a 1 liter icey cold Pepsi.

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take it easy on the poor guy. obviously mommies not around to show him how.

not even just miracle whip, 75% of american mayo tastes like shit. it took me years to find a brand of mayo that actually tastes good

how many fucking paper products do you require to consume a crumbly bread meat oreo????

so depressing

My favorite fucking way to make a sandwich is to have AT LEAST THESE:
>ham
>avocadodidos (with a little bit of salt on there)
>lettuc.exe
>and mustard
As long as those are in, I’m good. Cheese doesn’t matter to me

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could use some ketchup

>crumbly bread meat oreo

i actually kek'd at this

I don't want crumbs on my couch
I'm not an animal

i've never seen a human being put ketchup in a sandwich

Looks great. More pics please. So hungry

take a bite

Pepsi after all that wtf user the dude might as well just eat that sandwich and go to bed

pull out your meat and slide it between the bread

The ham tastes milky

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that paper towel is upsetting me. a paper towel is not required to eat a sandwich.

i usually make my sandwiches using various lunch meat like ham with bologna with salami, and i use muenster or provolone, butter on one slice and mayo with mustard on the other slice of bread. also i cut my sandwich in half corner wise

That's not normal your sandwich is fucking CURSED

great! now fuck the sandwich!

Put your dick inside the sandwich a post a pic

Is that why the ham was sticky and spelled like oil when I took it out of the refrigerator

nobody cares. we only want more of anons sandwich

wait, why is there remains of a previous sandwich underneath it?

slide your hardening cock between the slices of warm bread

use the heel of the bread, toast it put ham n cheese in the microwave, add cold lettuce and pickles. it will taste just like subway

yea i can see why, my sandwiches are never cursed

its a ham-spiracy

Yes

What the fuck did you even check the date on the package before using the meat??

take a pic of the meat package. could be a matter of medical emergency!

It was a full package of meat, I wouldn't let a full package of meat spoil

The only thing that worried me was the fact that the ham on top was melting

Melt cheese.

Probably should've took slices from the middle instead

that's a melt. no longer a sandwich.

nah motherfuckers I got your ham sammich recipe right here:
potato bread/honey ham/real mayo/spicy brown mustard/4 cheddar cheese slices

Just add select chips and a soda

the ham melts, but yet cheese remains solid? what kind of a crazy world are we living in.

that's cheating, and i like it.

WHAT ABOUT THE VEGGIES ???????

Toast bread, ham, butter, mayo, mustard, lettuce, pepper, cheese

how does one melt meat?

You want dem veggie chips and stuff those motherfuckers right into the sammich

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address my dubs, eat deliciously friends

no toasting allowed or it becomes a melt and is no longer a sandwich.

>great value
go figure

youtube.com/watch?v=E4UmGppn3_I

ok, now show me a package of real ham.

It's like it's decaying

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that would get you sick in minecraft. i say toss it to your dog and build a fort.

Don't buy your meat from Walmart user

Nigga you gonna eat the pics..?

Meat is murder, user.

Americans will eat anything.

lel

I got it from food lion

jerk off using this slice of ham

This

add more ham / spam

fry it

I don't know what the fuck that is but it doesn't sound trustworthy. Next time just make a grilled cheese or melt, they make any shitty meat taste decent.

That sounds scary

would you hurry up im going soft

w/ win unt good

Yeah what the fuck is going on here. OP is trying to pull a fast one.

Walmart makes ham?

Trying

He murdered the real sandwich then posted a picture of this new sandwich as a cover up so no one would suspect him as the sandwich murderer he is.

this guy knows how to sandwich.. add red onion whenever adding tomatoes