The midnight geeeeeey

The midnight geeeeeey

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I don't believe that.

there's furries fucking everywhere now, unless maybe if you live in a small sub 10k people town. and even then...

otherwise move to the big city life!

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Floof

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He gave a rats ass.

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I'm an iowa furry lol ur mum gay

Nou

actually my mom is disappointed i'm gay because I'm the successful son and she wanted grandkids I suppose

she'll probably get kids from my dumb brothers who'll knock up some broad

she most not gay so i guess..
no u

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I live in a city. There are no furrys here.

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My mother is also disappointed in me

Hello

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what city is this

i suppose most mothers are disappointed in their gay kids.
must be double so for furry kids, tho thank god i've kept that, my 4some and my piss fetish from her.

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Hello, sassy-pants.

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I no longer keep in contact with my family for this reason.

Not only have they treated me like shit since they found out I was gay, but they idolized my sister for spitting out a couple of kids.

Good riddance I say

I am the saucy craboo

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Milwaukee
The two points on furmeet are hundred of thousand years old and im pretty sure those people arent alive anymore or went to cali since cali is much more gayboi friendly.

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>be me
>be 18
>Get involved with furries at college
>Meet guy
>cringy furry group
>Be in relationship with guy
>Be happy, I guess

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yoo

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PICKLE RIIIICKKKKK

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Slow night an I right

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How goes it

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Nibi was pretty hammered last night. Tickled my fancy.

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ur slow

it's decent, but I am craving angel food cake

what happened?

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Well ur mum gay lol

Great, now I am also. Thanks.

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i agree. if they're gonna give you shit for what you like, fuck them and good bye

cali sure is gay as fuck.
milwaukee is close to plenty of big furcons tho, is it not? a couple big cities away

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>That face...
El Goblino...

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He actually became somewhat likable for a short period. I told him to buy me a drink sometime and he passed out.

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wow rude

fuuuck nigga. with chocolate ganache

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did you molest his passed out body

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He's not into that. He'd probably kill me.

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Yep, I've never been happier, I'm glad to have them out of my life.

Fuck, stop it.

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also sry bout that, trying to keep a conversation up as well and not just spam shit. how does this dump feature work ffs

>Wow rude
Expects me to be nice when I clearly have a 3000 IQ I'll have you know I watch Rick and Morty

I always have shit to do when MMF comes around and no car to drive there.
Not to mention it would be shitty since I would be going alone in a disadvantageed situation with a bunch of people I would have only a few minutes to get to know.

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who you replaced them with in your life? friends, at least?

hear there's plenty of room parties in these cons, if playing butthole aids roulette is your thing

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I don't drink with people who's intent/end-game is to fuck my ass.

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I've never had friends but my partner has been supportive.

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It would be a repeat of my online dating experience. "You're nice, but we don't want to have sex with you."

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moo

wew cool

cut me a fat slice and just eat maybe half that cake anyway

can't a smart person be nice? Do you have to be mean?

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I'm just messing with you guy it was me baitman this whole time

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Actually my intent/end-game is to have a conversation with someone who isn't a shallow turd.

Write more lovely words.

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wowee! will you sign my shoolbook baitman?!

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I am normal baitman proprietor of the baitman motel

until someone does want to have sex with you

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No one does.

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this somehow feels oddly similar to a conversation i remember having yesterday.

i'd fuck you user, if you let me pee on you first

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You just gotta drink more.

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the healthy advice to a good life, a good ws and getting drunk and fucking strangers

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He is always this way, pee boy.

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who pees on a mattress? those things are expensive! it'll probably get moldy from being wet all the time!

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I'm too old, you wouldn't want me to fuck you.

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hmmm i'm 24, I'm no longer a little boy :/

I agree, fuck that. pee goes in the shower, much more convenient this way
tho I might be tempted to try that in a shitty hotel.

my bf is like, 29 now. how old are you

whoops

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>Do you know the way

>that image
>another victim

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I still wouldn't wanna pee in a bed. that'd be rude to the stinky motel.

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how do you think the motel became a stinky motel?

probably pee and a ludicrous amount of semen

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25, no one wants a 25yo virgin.

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that could be cute, tho. taking the virginity of a 25yo

i'd do it

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25yo virgins are not cute and I cannot respect anyone who thinks that.
Vile

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no the virgin probably isnt but deflowering one could be kinda cute

tho I suppose pissing on a virgin at 25 would be rather hot as well

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so don't go and make it any more stinky! maybe you can get a dedicated peepee bed at your house?

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i've got a classy 3 1/2, i can't fit a piss bed in here. plus it would be extra unsanitary.

i've got sort of a turn on for desecrating things, something i suppose must be shared by plenty of Sup Forums. pissing on clean things, messing up public toilets a bit (not too much, lets keep civil)

i only watch it online tho, i don't do that myself.

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fags

I just need someone who is willing to let me bang. No one wants to though.

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4 u nibber

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great deduction sherlock.

find a gay bar and get some ass there? i'm sure you could find someone

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what keeps you from doing it yourself?
hmmm. buy another apartment just so you can make it a peepee house

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That arctic landscape is ruined with the hyperpenis.

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mostly civility. i'll probably end up doing some here and there aniways but for now i contain myself

and as much as i'm making some nice cash, I'm not making anywhere near enough to buy a second appartment just for fetish stuff lol, that why you rent places. like motels. shitty motels everyone already hates

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Gaybars are just filled with old men who want to fuck the nearest fresh ass.

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one would argue that fits your use case perfectly, to lose your virginity

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get better job so you can make my dream of a pee house a reality please!

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I'm not a bottom. I need ass not dick.

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you're right, ofc, and i will eventually.

well now you're being picky. don't you enjoy anal?

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make it sooner so my dreams will come faster~

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wait how come now the pee house is your dream

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Why would I want anal?

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because it was my idea!!!! you're the one who wanted to get bed bugs and scabies at a stinky hotel. I wanted to make a safe space for peepees

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why not? anal is hot. hotter with pee, see pic related, but hot even regular

shit you're right. would you join me in my pee house?

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Yea but is no one checkin these dub-quints?

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