Soy Metal Thread

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Essential soycore bands:

Gorguts
DSO
Peste Noir
Sodom
Atheist
Burzum
Teitanblood
Portal
Ulver
Ghost

enter shikari

How the fuck is Sodom soycore?

Baroness

Obvious answer but
Deafhaven

>he doesn't know

I love Sunbather but its soy as fuck kek

>meal
>food

No I don't so explain it.

Liturgy is so soy that even soyboys think they're soy.

>DSO

Deathspell Omega or Diablo Swing Orchestra

You're a sharp one. The answer is both.

>named after a town where guys fucked each other in the ass

>Burzum
>Sodom
no

>killed other man because of sexual tension
>named after buttfucking central
nice try soy consumer

jesu is soy

Named after the single most evil and satanic town in human history that was so blasphemous that god had to destroy it.

Metal as fuck.

You realize a lot of heavy metal fashion comes directly from gays and perverts right?

Tool
Liturgy
Opeth
Insomnium
Amon Amarth
Arch Enemy
Korplikaani
Nightwish

Evil and Satanic because they were buttfucking each other

Named after the single gayest town in human history so homosexual god had to destroy it.

Soy as fuck.

Your favorite band

They were destroyed because God sent some angels into the city and they tried to rape them. What is more metal than trying to rape the angels of God?

You guys know there is more to the biblical city of Sodom than just buttsex, right? Our English language and usage of sodomy in the law is what makes you think this, but Sodom itself is more of a representation of sin and vice, not only gay sex.

>What is more metal than trying to rape the angels of God?
not fucking man ass

Opeth is the correct answer. I once ate a tofu burrito and it was less soy than any single Opeth song.

Can this awful Sam Hyde meme die pls

>angels
>man
pick one

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>having good taste in metal makes you a "soyboy"

cool, Ill proceed to go have some anal sex with other men and enjoy it

i heard coconut oil makes for good cock grease when you shove your willy up some ass

Who needs coconut oil when you have Children of Bodom?

Numales can't handle In The Sign of Evil and it's broken english lyrics though. Also Agent Orange and M-16 are "problematic" to them because they're about warfare

What you memers mean by soyband? Really, please explain

Burzum is the soyest of soy metal

High levels of estrogen coming through. Soy levels off the chart

This, Sodom is the most /k/ metal band of all time

You must have not been breastfed

This thread is about metal bands though.

This band literally promotes veganism with their music.

If that isn't soy then I don't know what is.