I go up to your girlfriend during your date, plant a kiss across her cheek and wink at her
What do you do?
I go up to your girlfriend during your date, plant a kiss across her cheek and wink at her
What do you do?
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bonk them both
Wonder why the fuck I'm with this whore and not you
you making me blush
What are you though?
I would go home and Photoshop better abs
Objection
This, jesus dem abs, dat bicep
h-he yeah. My girlfriend.
is that a trick question?
Ask you if you wanna get fucked while your face is buried in pussy
getcho gay ass outta here newfag, go back to tumblr
Suggest a Threesome
Assume you know her, because otherwise thats fucking unusual behaviour
Probably laugh
Watch her knock you out
Laugh my ass off as you get an immediate slap or a punch in the face from her. Maybe add something if you get up and try to attack her.
I would be laughing because my girlfriend would slap you
Holy shit I know who this girl is..... she us to be huge and got her stomach banded and lost a bunch of weight.
She lives in Toronto and runs some dumb diet food shipped to your house scheme
Continue trying to ascertain whether you are a male or female, because I honestly can't tell. Probably hit you for the shitty tattoos tbh though.
Probably just this
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My girlfriend could probably take you. But I'd go for a threesome if you'd let me fuck your ass.
I help pay for the first week of therapy for her, you disgusting thing.
I would wonder who is this stranger kissing my right hand
Let it happen. Hope you take it further than that.
I’d watch her knock you the fuck out. In the slight event my non-bodybuilding gf didn’t kick your ass, I’d kick you in the balls to help her. She’s a 5’6 and 120 lbs of a tough bitch and could get the job done.
ask for a kiss too
You are wearing fedora, aren't you? ;)
Laugh as she beats your sissy ass.
tell you to neck yourself than beat you and watch your personal tumblr so i can see you rant about oppression and the patriarchy
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You can keep the fat bitch, I need a non-heffer gf.
woah that is some internalized mysognyy