I go up to your girlfriend during your date, plant a kiss across her cheek and wink at her

I go up to your girlfriend during your date, plant a kiss across her cheek and wink at her

What do you do?

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bonk them both

Wonder why the fuck I'm with this whore and not you

you making me blush

What are you though?

I would go home and Photoshop better abs

Objection

This, jesus dem abs, dat bicep

h-he yeah. My girlfriend.

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is that a trick question?

Ask you if you wanna get fucked while your face is buried in pussy

getcho gay ass outta here newfag, go back to tumblr

Suggest a Threesome

Assume you know her, because otherwise thats fucking unusual behaviour

Probably laugh

Watch her knock you out

Laugh my ass off as you get an immediate slap or a punch in the face from her. Maybe add something if you get up and try to attack her.

I would be laughing because my girlfriend would slap you

Holy shit I know who this girl is..... she us to be huge and got her stomach banded and lost a bunch of weight.
She lives in Toronto and runs some dumb diet food shipped to your house scheme

Continue trying to ascertain whether you are a male or female, because I honestly can't tell. Probably hit you for the shitty tattoos tbh though.

Probably just this
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My girlfriend could probably take you. But I'd go for a threesome if you'd let me fuck your ass.

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I help pay for the first week of therapy for her, you disgusting thing.

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I would wonder who is this stranger kissing my right hand

Let it happen. Hope you take it further than that.

I’d watch her knock you the fuck out. In the slight event my non-bodybuilding gf didn’t kick your ass, I’d kick you in the balls to help her. She’s a 5’6 and 120 lbs of a tough bitch and could get the job done.

ask for a kiss too

You are wearing fedora, aren't you? ;)

Laugh as she beats your sissy ass.

tell you to neck yourself than beat you and watch your personal tumblr so i can see you rant about oppression and the patriarchy

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You can keep the fat bitch, I need a non-heffer gf.

woah that is some internalized mysognyy