1. George Springer (R) RF
2. Jose Altuve (R) 2B
3. Carlos Correa (R) SS
4. Evan Gattis (R) C
5. Carlos Beltran (S) DH
6. Marwin Gonzalez (S) LF
7. Yuli Gurriel (R) 1B
8. Alex Bregman (R) 3B
9. Jake Marisnick (R) CF
1. Shin-Soo Choo (L) RF
2. Elvis Andrus (R) SS
3. Nomar Mazara (L) LF
4. Adrian Beltre (R) DH
5. Joey Gallo (L) 1B
6. Robinson Chirinos (R) C
7. Rougned Odor (L) 2B
8. Jared Hoying (L) CF
9. Pete Kozma (R) 3B
Boo Lastros. Go RanGODS.
LEAD OFF SPRINGAH DINGA
Woke up from my nap just in time brehs
Let's bust out those brooms
S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R
THIS
Ready to get destroyed, rags?
That was.... odd...
Why is Mr. Met hating on the Rangers?
JUST
>rags in charge of catching fly balls anywhere near the wall
ahahaha
When you make them pay for their errors
I wonder what Jose Vizcaino is up to.
I've been wondering the same thing about you
Still watching the games but just haven't been on Sup Forums since I had a gril taking up most of my time.
Who was the Rangers announcer who said that the Astros fans shouldn't be excited about the start of the season?
That's bretty cool, glad to hear things are alright with ya.
I was the poster who had the team record of game I went to in my name field in 2015
I haven't watched an Astros game since their world series. Can I jump on the bandwagon again?
Sup Forumsstros!
Dave Raymond. The term he used was "laughable."
Since that comment, the Rangers have gone 2-8 and the Astros have gone 11-1.
Eating rice right now.
The Mets play the >Rags next series
I mean, bandwagon fans pay the bills. Just don't be obnoxious about it, and go to as many games as you can and we won't hold it against you I guess.
BASE BAAAAAAAAAALL
Lmao, thanks
Beltran is fucking lazy
It was fun while it least but she decided to break it off ;__;
Least it gave me the motivation to go back to UH for grad school.
>win only up 1 run last night
>suddenly crank up the dingers
I flippin love this team, brehs
this, Houston needed a good team since Harden had a mental breakdown and that terrible crapweiler season
Houston needs to get hit with a category 5 hurricane while we in Dallas laugh.
dont be so angry senpai its only the 4th inning
>implying that 1-run win wasn't just flipping the bird to the >rags for all the times they beat us by 1 last year
I'm praying for Katrina 2.0 to wipe out your shitstain swap "town."
are we looking at a no no here?
nice jinx fucko
>rags
pretty comfy afternoon tbqhwufamily
Peacock getting to qualify for a W
this complete collapse couldnt have happened to a more deserving fanbase. fuck the rangers. its the stros turn
He definitely deserves it. He's worked his tail off, man. I like what he's done so far this year a lot.
base ball is good!
>rags
Except we have Galveston as a buffer and the most we suffer is alittle flooding while your vapid, shit town gets hit with tornadoes, earthquake, hail, AND flooding.
>that "LET'S GO ASTROS!" chant
it's time
Fuck you, rags, see you next week
Yes, it seems the bandwagon is in full swing.
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